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Tachion · 01-10-2006, 04:14 PM

This idea came to me from the 'kill me' thread.

List three words that the following poster must use in a single sentence.
Anyone up to the challenge?

The words:
vampire, doorknob, elephant

** adding a little modification - you must also include the name of the poster of the words.

Carno · 01-10-2006, 04:18 PM

As I slowly turned the doorknob, I suddenly had a feeling that a vampire was waiting on the other side of the door; awaiting with his elephant of doom!

Caricature, phalanx, puscillanimous

Willravel · 01-10-2006, 04:18 PM

As the vampire waited for the turn of the doorknob, he was surprised to hear an elephant on his porch.

Words: silly dimention clown

Tachion · 01-10-2006, 04:26 PM

Guess I have to use all six to pull it back on track.

The clown thought his caricature was way too silly so he shook his phalanx bones at the artist and said," You puscillanimous pip squeak I'm going to use my size 58 shoe and put you into the next dimension.

time, apple, President Bush

Willravel · 01-10-2006, 04:36 PM

Oh, sorry about that!!!

This time around Bush was able to chop down the apple tree without incodent; George Washington style.

surface insignificant thermometer

Tachion · 01-11-2006, 08:51 AM

Using the modified rules - ** you have to also include the name of the poster as well:

On the surface Willravel thought the request was insignificant until he saw the word 'rectal' on the thermometer.

ballon, legs, cough

Charlatan · 01-11-2006, 09:01 AM

Tachion was truly embarrassed when the balloon inflated after the doctor told him to bend his legs and cough.

snipe, hairy, pencil

Daoust · 01-11-2006, 09:43 AM

Charlatan, that detestable snipe, has hairy toes and a pencil dick.

fatigue, contempt, baritone

maleficent · 01-11-2006, 09:47 AM

Daoust had nothing but contempt for the baritone that was hitting on his wife... but fatigue had him not motivated enough to kick his ass.

Doorbell, Coffee, onomatopoeia

Willravel · 01-11-2006, 10:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by maleficent

Daoust had nothing but contempt for the baritone that was hitting on his wife... but fatigue had him not motivated enough to kick his ass.

Doorbell, Coffee, onomatopoeia

While Mal was drinking her coffee, she reaized that "ding dong!" was the onomatopoeia for the doorbell.

Invisable superman dounut

barenakedladies · 01-11-2006, 11:11 AM

willravel, who is actually superman, saved the world from the giant invisible donut monster.

midget, chinese, boobs

Eweser · 01-11-2006, 11:14 AM

barenakedladies ate Chinese food while staring at the midget with the big boobs.

barenakedladies · 01-11-2006, 11:17 AM

and thats game i guess...

no more words...

awww shucks... ill continue it on...

Stick, maneater, igloo

maleficent · 01-11-2006, 11:23 AM

barenakedladies came out of his igloo, stretched, scratched, burped, and reached down and threw the stick for the dog to fetch... he wandered over to his wife, who begged him to take out the trash - and smiled to himself as he turned on the radio and hall and oate's Maneater was playing...

fickle, preservatives,glazed

Eweser · 01-11-2006, 11:35 AM

What a doofus I am! Thanks for picking me up barenakedladies.

rlynnm · 01-11-2006, 11:47 AM

Mal the fickle eater only liked her tofu laced with preservatives because it gave it this unimaginable glazed appearance.

rickshaw, unwinding, intern

barenakedladies · 01-11-2006, 12:46 PM

the intern preferred to do his unwinding by pulling a rickshaw down the street where rlynnm lives.

tonsils, hotdog, groupie

rlynnm · 01-11-2006, 12:53 PM

One of the groupie's from Barenakedladies's poetry recital ended up in the hospital because she got some mysterious hotdog lodged in between her tonsils.

Tachion · 01-11-2006, 01:17 PM

Ok I'll give the next words.

police, toad, moon

rlynnm · 01-11-2006, 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tachion

Ok I'll give the next words.

police, toad, moon

thanks tachion, I forgot about that!

maleficent · 01-11-2006, 01:35 PM

Rlynnm and Tachion avoided the police by taking the car that they stole together on a mr toad's wild ride up and down the streets, their way, only light by a full moon...

pugnacious, reduction, complications

flamingdog · 01-11-2006, 03:26 PM

Maleficent's debt reduction hit complications when the pugnacious credit card salesman cornered her in Wal-Mart.

Hasselhoff, badinage, crapulence

Carno · 01-11-2006, 03:36 PM

Hasselhoff's witty badinage at the dinner party was not enough to cover his crapulence.

Precarious; flatulent; cellulitis

crow_daw · 01-11-2006, 07:10 PM

Despite Carn's precarious efforts to hide his flatulent tendencies, he was caught and stricken with cellulitis by a vengeful wizard who is sensitive to such things.

nefarious, joshing, kookabura

shesus · 01-11-2006, 07:23 PM

The nefarious crow_daw better had been joshing when he called the lady a kookabura because that's a fighting word.

frustrating, firefly, duel

Xazy · 01-11-2006, 07:31 PM

It was very frustrating for me i was trying to watch these 2 gals duel with plastic lightsabers when this stupid firefly would keep flying in my face.

Xerographically supercilious soccer

NoSoup · 01-11-2006, 10:43 PM

Feeling quite supercilous, the soccer player sneered at the coach as he xerographically copied the legal document.

vainglorious; scintilla; copula

Stiltzkin · 01-12-2006, 02:55 AM

My thoroughly vainglorious friend, NoSoup, sprinkled a scintilla of pepper into the pan and then continued to explain to me that a copula is a linking verb in English grammar.

diastereotopic; cowbell; deciduous

Tachion · 01-12-2006, 06:52 PM

Stiltzkin, realised he may not be good at chemistry when his search for diasteriotopic atoms brought him to a deciduous forest and resulted in finding a cow bell instead.

matrix, pace maker, sex

shesus · 01-12-2006, 07:01 PM

Tachion's poor pace maker didn't stand a chance when while watching the Matrix and having wild sex.

soup, giraffe, scrub

Fremen · 01-12-2006, 07:24 PM

For her next dinner party, shesus decided to go exotic.
She started with a soup course. It consisted of giraffe meat and scrub oak.
No one could accuse her of not being regular, I can tell you.

lo mein, kayak, systemic

Tachion · 01-13-2006, 05:03 PM

Fremen cooks a mean Beef Lo Mein which effects are systemic but never, ever, let him show you how to cook in a kayak!

rubber band, smile, bubbles

MojoRisin · 01-14-2006, 11:17 AM

I put a rubber band around my mouth to help me smile, it makes me blow bubbles.

butterscotch, chilly, spatter

maleficent · 01-14-2006, 11:48 AM

It was a chilly evening, when MojoRisin, while out camping, decided to spatter himself with butterscotch and let the local wildlife lick it off... he had a good time... There are pictures... for a fee...

Sandcastle, Ice skating, capsize

shesus · 01-14-2006, 02:04 PM

While Maleficent was iceskating on the edge of the ocean she accidently capsized my sandcastle and I was sad.

forever, grandiose, beagle

Fremen · 01-14-2006, 03:21 PM

shesus' grandiose plans for her beagle's future as a show champ, were forever put on hold when she finally realized it was a garbage can lid.

limp, biscuit, kill

Tachion · 01-15-2006, 12:33 PM

Fremen would kill to get rid of his limp biscuit.

Saturn, dragonfly, fingernail

MojoRisin · 01-19-2006, 07:29 AM

On his mission to Saturn the captain of the US spaceshuttle Dragonfly broke a fingernail.

steward, fallout, chain

Coppertop · 01-19-2006, 09:41 AM

Calling your wife the kitchen steward or the old ball & chain will surely result in a sexual fallout.

eviscerate, pontiff, deposit

maleficent · 01-20-2006, 05:26 AM

I gave Coppertop a deposit, so he could eviscerate the designer of the pontiff's garments. When the job is completed, he will get paid what's owed him.

Perplexing, Creative, Ballistic

01-10-2006, 04:14 PM	#1 (permalink)
Tachion Crazy	Make a sentence from the previous post. This idea came to me from the 'kill me' thread. List three words that the following poster must use in a single sentence. Anyone up to the challenge? The words: vampire, doorknob, elephant ** adding a little modification - you must also include the name of the poster of the words. Last edited by Tachion; 01-11-2006 at 08:49 AM..

01-10-2006, 04:18 PM	#2 (permalink)
Carno Junkie	As I slowly turned the doorknob, I suddenly had a feeling that a vampire was waiting on the other side of the door; awaiting with his elephant of doom! Caricature, phalanx, puscillanimous __________________ http://how-to-spell-ridiculous.com/

01-11-2006, 09:01 AM	#7 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Tachion was truly embarrassed when the balloon inflated after the doctor told him to bend his legs and cough. snipe, hairy, pencil __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

01-11-2006, 09:43 AM	#8 (permalink)
Daoust "I'm sorry. What was the question?" Location: Paradise Regained	Charlatan, that detestable snipe, has hairy toes and a pencil dick. fatigue, contempt, baritone __________________ I have faith in a few things - divinity and grace But even when I'm on my knees I know the devil preys

01-11-2006, 09:47 AM	#9 (permalink)
maleficent Junkie Moderator Emeritus Location: Chicago	Daoust had nothing but contempt for the baritone that was hitting on his wife... but fatigue had him not motivated enough to kick his ass. Doorbell, Coffee, onomatopoeia __________________ Free your heart from hatred. Free your mind from worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less.

01-10-2006, 04:18 PM	#3 (permalink)
Willravel ... a sort of licensed troubleshooter.	As the vampire waited for the turn of the doorknob, he was surprised to hear an elephant on his porch. Words: silly dimention clown

01-10-2006, 04:26 PM	#4 (permalink)
Tachion Crazy	Guess I have to use all six to pull it back on track. The clown thought his caricature was way too silly so he shook his phalanx bones at the artist and said," You puscillanimous pip squeak I'm going to use my size 58 shoe and put you into the next dimension. time, apple, President Bush

01-10-2006, 04:36 PM	#5 (permalink)
Willravel ... a sort of licensed troubleshooter.	Oh, sorry about that!!! This time around Bush was able to chop down the apple tree without incodent; George Washington style. surface insignificant thermometer

01-11-2006, 08:51 AM	#6 (permalink)
Tachion Crazy	Using the modified rules - ** you have to also include the name of the poster as well: On the surface Willravel thought the request was insignificant until he saw the word 'rectal' on the thermometer. ballon, legs, cough

01-11-2006, 11:11 AM	#11 (permalink)
barenakedladies Crazy Location: anytown, USA	willravel, who is actually superman, saved the world from the giant invisible donut monster. midget, chinese, boobs __________________ signature smignature

01-11-2006, 11:14 AM	#12 (permalink)
Eweser Psycho Location: O-K-L-A-H-O-M-A	barenakedladies ate Chinese food while staring at the midget with the big boobs. __________________ "Whoever wrote this episode should die!"

01-11-2006, 11:17 AM	#13 (permalink)
barenakedladies Crazy Location: anytown, USA	and thats game i guess... no more words... awww shucks... ill continue it on... Stick, maneater, igloo __________________ signature smignature

01-11-2006, 11:23 AM	#14 (permalink)
maleficent Junkie Moderator Emeritus Location: Chicago	barenakedladies came out of his igloo, stretched, scratched, burped, and reached down and threw the stick for the dog to fetch... he wandered over to his wife, who begged him to take out the trash - and smiled to himself as he turned on the radio and hall and oate's Maneater was playing... fickle, preservatives,glazed __________________ Free your heart from hatred. Free your mind from worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less.

01-11-2006, 11:35 AM	#15 (permalink)
Eweser Psycho Location: O-K-L-A-H-O-M-A	What a doofus I am! Thanks for picking me up barenakedladies. __________________ "Whoever wrote this episode should die!"

01-11-2006, 11:47 AM	#16 (permalink)
rlynnm Psycho Location: so cal	Mal the fickle eater only liked her tofu laced with preservatives because it gave it this unimaginable glazed appearance. rickshaw, unwinding, intern __________________ The hardest thing is to be honest with yourself, especially if that means completely redefining the world you've come to know. Don't look too hard, I'm right in front of you.

01-11-2006, 12:46 PM	#17 (permalink)
barenakedladies Crazy Location: anytown, USA	the intern preferred to do his unwinding by pulling a rickshaw down the street where rlynnm lives. tonsils, hotdog, groupie __________________ signature smignature

01-11-2006, 12:53 PM	#18 (permalink)
rlynnm Psycho Location: so cal	One of the groupie's from Barenakedladies's poetry recital ended up in the hospital because she got some mysterious hotdog lodged in between her tonsils. __________________ The hardest thing is to be honest with yourself, especially if that means completely redefining the world you've come to know. Don't look too hard, I'm right in front of you.

01-11-2006, 01:17 PM	#19 (permalink)
Tachion Crazy	Ok I'll give the next words. police, toad, moon

01-11-2006, 01:35 PM	#21 (permalink)
maleficent Junkie Moderator Emeritus Location: Chicago	Rlynnm and Tachion avoided the police by taking the car that they stole together on a mr toad's wild ride up and down the streets, their way, only light by a full moon... pugnacious, reduction, complications __________________ Free your heart from hatred. Free your mind from worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less.

01-11-2006, 03:26 PM	#22 (permalink)
flamingdog Still fighting it.	Maleficent's debt reduction hit complications when the pugnacious credit card salesman cornered her in Wal-Mart. Hasselhoff, badinage, crapulence

01-11-2006, 03:36 PM	#23 (permalink)
Carno Junkie	Hasselhoff's witty badinage at the dinner party was not enough to cover his crapulence. Precarious; flatulent; cellulitis __________________ http://how-to-spell-ridiculous.com/

01-11-2006, 07:10 PM	#24 (permalink)
crow_daw Idolator Location: Vol Country	Despite Carn's precarious efforts to hide his flatulent tendencies, he was caught and stricken with cellulitis by a vengeful wizard who is sensitive to such things. nefarious, joshing, kookabura __________________ "We each have a star, all we have to do is find it. Once you do, everyone who sees it will be blinded." - Earl Simmons

01-11-2006, 07:23 PM	#25 (permalink)
shesus Fancy Location: Chicago	The nefarious crow_daw better had been joshing when he called the lady a kookabura because that's a fighting word. frustrating, firefly, duel __________________ Whatever did happen to your soul? I heard you sold it Choose Heaven for the weather and Hell for the company

01-11-2006, 07:31 PM	#26 (permalink)
Xazy People in masks cannot be trusted Location: NYC	It was very frustrating for me i was trying to watch these 2 gals duel with plastic lightsabers when this stupid firefly would keep flying in my face. Xerographically supercilious soccer

01-11-2006, 10:43 PM	#27 (permalink)
NoSoup Non-Rookie Location: Green Bay, WI	Feeling quite supercilous, the soccer player sneered at the coach as he xerographically copied the legal document. vainglorious; scintilla; copula __________________ I have an aura of reliability and good judgement. Just in case you were wondering...

01-12-2006, 02:55 AM	#28 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	My thoroughly vainglorious friend, NoSoup, sprinkled a scintilla of pepper into the pan and then continued to explain to me that a copula is a linking verb in English grammar. diastereotopic; cowbell; deciduous

01-12-2006, 06:52 PM	#29 (permalink)
Tachion Crazy	Stiltzkin, realised he may not be good at chemistry when his search for diasteriotopic atoms brought him to a deciduous forest and resulted in finding a cow bell instead. matrix, pace maker, sex

01-12-2006, 07:01 PM	#30 (permalink)
shesus Fancy Location: Chicago	Tachion's poor pace maker didn't stand a chance when while watching the Matrix and having wild sex. soup, giraffe, scrub __________________ Whatever did happen to your soul? I heard you sold it Choose Heaven for the weather and Hell for the company

01-12-2006, 07:24 PM	#31 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	For her next dinner party, shesus decided to go exotic. She started with a soup course. It consisted of giraffe meat and scrub oak. No one could accuse her of not being regular, I can tell you. lo mein, kayak, systemic __________________ Google

01-13-2006, 05:03 PM	#32 (permalink)
Tachion Crazy	Fremen cooks a mean Beef Lo Mein which effects are systemic but never, ever, let him show you how to cook in a kayak! rubber band, smile, bubbles

01-14-2006, 11:17 AM	#33 (permalink)
MojoRisin Crazy Location: Just got into town about an hour ago.	I put a rubber band around my mouth to help me smile, it makes me blow bubbles. butterscotch, chilly, spatter __________________ Dropping a barbell he points to the sky and says "The suns not yellow, It's chicken!"

01-14-2006, 11:48 AM	#34 (permalink)
maleficent Junkie Moderator Emeritus Location: Chicago	It was a chilly evening, when MojoRisin, while out camping, decided to spatter himself with butterscotch and let the local wildlife lick it off... he had a good time... There are pictures... for a fee... Sandcastle, Ice skating, capsize __________________ Free your heart from hatred. Free your mind from worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less.

01-14-2006, 02:04 PM	#35 (permalink)
shesus Fancy Location: Chicago	While Maleficent was iceskating on the edge of the ocean she accidently capsized my sandcastle and I was sad. forever, grandiose, beagle __________________ Whatever did happen to your soul? I heard you sold it Choose Heaven for the weather and Hell for the company

01-14-2006, 03:21 PM	#36 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	shesus' grandiose plans for her beagle's future as a show champ, were forever put on hold when she finally realized it was a garbage can lid. limp, biscuit, kill __________________ Google

01-15-2006, 12:33 PM	#37 (permalink)
Tachion Crazy	Fremen would kill to get rid of his limp biscuit. Saturn, dragonfly, fingernail