Tachion

OK this one could die an early death - we shall see...


The point is is to answer to the last post, ONLY, if it is true in your case.

Ie

You have a big nose.

Only a person with a big nose can post next and give the next feature etc. of the following poster.

Remember, if you give an extremely unusual trait the thread will probably die there! Long live the thread!

Sooo... I'll start with something easy.

You are a brunette.

Daoust

I'm technically a brunette, but no one usually refers to men as brunettes. But I'm just trying to keep your thread going.


You masturbated in the last 24 hours.

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BigBen

Hahahahaha.

Questions like these, this thread will last forever.


You ate spagetti last night for supper.

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Hey, if you are impressed with my memorizing pi to 10 digits, you should see the size of my penis.

maleficent

with a homemade pesto sauce -- it was delicious...

You think I'm an idiot..

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feelgood

I think I'll take one for the team

You think Mal's sexy

BigBen

Here I post again.




You own a goldfish.

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Hey, if you are impressed with my memorizing pi to 10 digits, you should see the size of my penis.

Poppinjay

Uh huh.


You've been drunk three times or more in the past two weeks.

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Charlatan

Ding.

You like to play with penises other than your own.

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- Old Man Luedecke

maleficent

/me wishes she had the opportunity - does that count?

You think the Canuckistani Men of TFP are HOT STUFF!!!

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Elphaba

Oh, yes indeedy. Especially the one with the hairy arse.

You have an interesting hobby

Bill O'Rights

Oh, good. I thought Mal might've killed the thread with that "truth"

I am a Civil War Reenactor

Post if you have either over $100.00, or less than $1.00, in your wallet, right this moment.

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"Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus

It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.

Guinevere

ha. I'm always broke.

Post if..........you have a stiffy for someone other than your spouse.

ratbastid

Geez, was it that obvious?

(I have permission to, by the way...)

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Post if you've never run a red light!

Fremen

I've never run a red light.


Post if you've met KD Lang or her family.

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Eweser

I did, but it was totally not on purpose..../me really has to start paying attention when I drive.

You have more than one indoor pet...

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Guinevere

Do the children count?

Post if ..you've attended more than 18 schools...

Tachion

That could be a killer for this thread but then I realised thatI have been to a quite few schools, night schools and other schools including the school of hard knocks! As well I have been swimming with many schools of fish.

Could go into the hundreds!


Post if you have lied in the last 24 hours.

Carno

I must confess. I am a dastardly liar!

Post only if you have seen the greatest movie ever created: Bruce Campbell vs the Army of Darkness!

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maleficent

I have I have

Post only if you sleep in pajamas

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Charlatan

I do sleep in pyjamas... have them on right now (it's damn cold in my house 'cause we turn down the heat at night).

Post only if you can accurately say: My feet are huge!!!

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- Old Man Luedecke

cj2112

I think a size 12 qualifies huge.....
Post only if you have ever shot a gun.

Grasshopper Green

I've shot several types of guns. When hubby was in the Marines, the wives got to go in one day and "be a Marine"....we hiked a lot, ate an MRE for lunch, and got to shoot 4 types of weapons. It was an interesting experience.

Next poster must be a musician of some sort. (no, not professional)

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Formerly Medusa

uncle phil

/me played clarinet in elementary school and drums in jr. high school...

anyone ever do anything with a banana besides eat one?

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- Robert S. McNamara
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We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Atropos4

hahaha I doubt this was the answer people were looking for but I've thrown a banana at my sisters head before.


Post if you are chewing cinnamon gum right now

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Fly

wooooohoooooo..............









yup.......gum it is anyways.....


post only if you have a wobbly pop in front of you.

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

Carno

If a wobbly pop is a beer, then yes. Yes I do.


Post only if you have a family member or close relative in the armed forces.

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grumpyolddude

Semper Fi! My newphew Jason is an United States Marine!! We are totally proud of him!

Post if you built your own 'puter.

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Fly

yup........rebuilt that is.



post only if you're on your 4th cup of coffee today.




mal?

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SterlingStudios

maleficent

try 6th i've been up for 3 hours

Post only if... you brought your lunch from home today

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Bill O'Rights

He said 4th...not 6th.
I had two cups before I left home, and just took a sip of my 2nd cup at work. Nyah.
Plus, I brought my lunch, anyway. Ham and swiss, a banana, a pack of PopTarts and a bag of "Chicken In A Biscuit" crackers.


Post only if you've ever done the dirty, with a coworker, at your place of employment.

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"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony

"Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus

It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.

Fly

many,many,many years ago........before the wife.



post only if it's pissing rain where you're at.

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SterlingStudios

Poppinjay

You must have the same window as me.... visibility is limited to the Trader Joe's across the street, it's a Blade Runner-Gothamy type morning here.

Post if you've had an in-store tirade during this past Holiday season. (and tell)

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Tachion

I am not sure it constitutes a tirade but this old man drove his car into the store through the window, backed it out, then drove into the store again. He said he was confused which was the brake!

Post if you are naked.

Crack

I can get naked... fine...hold on.


ok, there, naked.


Post if you have ever been in a serious relationship with a stripper

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Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex.

~Halx

JustJess

I'm married to a man who's gotten naked on national television.

Post if you pooed today, and you were secretly proud of the stench.

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My heart knows me better than I know myself, so I'm gonna let it do all the talkin'.

feelgood

Another reason why I spend more time in the bathroom shitting than anybody in my family

You drink enough pop only to end up getting explosive pooping next day

Tachion

Boom!

Post if you have hugged someone in the last hour.

shesus

That'd be me. I hugged myself.

Post only if you watched a football game today.

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Whatever did happen to your soul?
I heard you sold it

Choose Heaven for the weather and Hell for the company

maleficent

Watched the redskins lose!!! YAY!!!

Post only if you have a scarf around your neck right now.

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Bill O'Rights

I had to retreive it from the coat rack, but I'm wearing it nonetheless. Now...I shall put it back.

Post only if you are working today (Martin Luther King, Jr. Day), and don't find that to be at all unusual, or unfair.

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"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony

"Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus

It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.