jimk

bartending in chicago. i was working a friday afternoon shift at kincade's & she came in to celebrate the end of her internship.

a few extra shots of rumpleminze, a coaster with my phone number on it.......

15 years later we've got a great life with 2 boys, 2 dogs & a mortgage.

i always tell her she was the only one i ever wrote down my # for.


what are your plans for this summer?

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Poppinjay

Pretty much the same as for Winter, Spring and Fall. Work. By June I should accumulate maybe 1 day off.

What sports did you play as a kid? I was on the track team and threw discus and shot put.

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maleficent

I swam competively thru college... on both my high school and college swim teams (I was better for distance than at speed - 800 M Freestyle was my favorite and best event.(I'd probably drown now if I attempted it) I played t-ball and later softball thru college - I wasn't great at running bases but I had a great arm and was a pretty good pitcher....

When is the last time you went to a doctor for a check up? (I finally got some recommendations for where i'm living now and am going next week...)

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BigBen

Was at the ol' Doc last week.

He told me that my hearing had gone down and my cholesterol was up.

/Shrug

At least I am still alive.


If you could have something named after you, what would it be? I think an International Airport would be cool...

Pilot: Ladies and gentlemen, we are about 5 minutes away from BigBen; I would like to remind you that your connecting flight will be leaving out of gate 5 C.

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Poppinjay

But you already have the giant clock named after you. "Ladies and gentlemen, we are about 5 minutes away from BigBen" sounds like a terrorst attack. On time. Is it an attack because flights are rarely on time?

Why do you hate time? I hate it because it keep on tickin tickin tickin into the future.

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nrclark

Sometimes i hate time, when im at the airport waiting, in a grocery store line up, at the drive through etc. (im terribly impatient)
Most time though, i enjoy every minute that im spending with people that i care about, living an incredible life that is charmed in every way ... (really!)

If you won the lottery, what charity would you donate to?

I would give to the "adopt a horse society". Its a place where all retired race horses are excepted into retirement and placed in good homes if possible. If no home is found, then that horse can live out his days in peace and comfort.

Charlatan

The grand charity of Charlatan's family. Depending on how much I won I would spread the wealth to my family (it isn't that large) and a little to some of my closest friends (a million to each friend wouldn't be too crazy if you have 80 million to start with). This is especially handy since most of my friends are imaginary.

After that dispersal, I would have to sit down and think about a charity. I'd probably support something like Medicine sans Frontier.


What are you going to be doing this lovely Sunday morning? I am about to make some coffee and then I'm going to read the paper (my wife took the kids to the stable with her this morning so I am solo).

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nrclark

Im heading over to the race track to watch, (wager my hard earn'd moohlah), on the bob tail nag ... and if the hot tip comes in i may treat my self to some take-out. More than likely i'll be home sooner than expected eating peanut butter sammy ...
What is your favorite vacation destination?
Mine is Prince Edward Island, it was once said "if you cant relax there, you cant relax anywhere".

fresnelly

I'd have to say Western Europe, where I've been to France, Italy, Spain and England. It has great Architecture, food, culture and Art in spades. Just strolling around without a plan, soaking in the sights can be wonderful.

What song do you have stuck in your brain right now?

I have three.

Heart of Glass by Blondie
A theme from The Nutcracker
The theme from the gameshow Definition.

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Grasshopper Green

Thankfully, none. I hate having songs stuck in my head, especially annoying ones like commercial jingles.

What commercial do you particularly loathe? I really, really hate those verizon can you hear me now ones.

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maleficent

all commercials tend to annoy me... but the geico commercials and the dr scholls Are you jellin' commercials take the cake for me...

I got about 2 hours of sleep last night... in 15 minute increments... How much did you sleep last night... (Why'd I think a car coming at 4:30am was a good idea...3:30am is entirely too early to be awake...)

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nrclark

Got about 6 hours straight sleep last night ... best sleep in over a week.
How many hours a week do you spend in front of this thing?
Me, im on several times a day for 15-20 minutes each time.

CaliLivChick

Well, 8 hours a day for work, then about 4 hours each night on weeknights, about 10 hours total for the weekend... total of 70 hours on the computer weekly.

How do you feel about the smell of gasoline at the pump?

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Poppinjay

I kind of like it, but less ever since they put warnings on the pumps that the fumes could give you cancer of some sort.

If you could be an Earthly incarnated super hero (rules out Superman, Wonder Woman and Captain Marvel/Shazam), which would you be? Spiderman's current popularity has me thinking.

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SirLance

I always identified with Silver Surfer... God knows why....

Do people often mispronounce your surname? They do mine!

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maleficent

My surname is mispelled more often than it is mispronounced.. .my first name however, gets slaughtered regularly -- my own fault because I talk very fast - it's a slightly unusual name (though common elements) and people don't expect it - -so i get all sorts of derivitives of it... eh - it's a name... a rose by any other...

how often do you burn cd's? What's the last one you burned? I rarely do, except since my Ipod died, and i am too cheap to shell out a few hundred for a new one... I burn cd's regularly for travelling music because i get bored with the same stuff..

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Toaster126

Yep. Mostly people try and add syllables.

How did you come across\pick your current avatar?

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CaliLivChick

Mal - I don't burn CDs very often, and the last thing I burned was a DVD backup of some files.

Toaster - I don't have an avatar, and have been trying to figure out how to add one since I joined! If anyone can help me, that would be great. =)

Glasses or contacts?

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maleficent

glasses.. since i was in the 4th grade (had contacs for a few years but my eyes are strange and don't like contacs..)

You'll get an avatar when you reach a certain level at TFP -- keep participating and soon you'll have an avatar...


I looking for an answer to a very important question... yes or no... what's the answer... I'm in the middle and can't make up my mind... so you do it for me.. thanks.

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CaliLivChick

<channeling When Harry Met Sally>

YES!!! YES!!! Oh, God, YES!!!

Candlelight or moonlight?

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fresnelly

Ooh, good question!

Both can be enchanting, but I say candlelight. While Moonlight quietly brings out the sparkle in one's eyes, candlelight dances as if alive, and shrinks your world to within but a few feet.

Did you ever injure yourself seriously on a playground at school? I can't remember a single incident that resulted in anything worse than the odd goose-egg.

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CaliLivChick

I never injured myself on the playground. It wasn't until high school that I started getting injured. The most daring thing I ever did on the playground was jump/launch myself off the swing into the sand. Landed on my feet. Just like licking a 9-volt battery to test it, or licking your fingers to pinch out a candle. Looks scary, but once you do it, it's no big deal. =)

Side note to Mal - just got Tilted status! Yay!

So, how much longer until I can get an avatar?

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Carno

I could give you an approximation based on your current amount of posts and your posts per day, but I won't because that wouldn't be fun

Keep posting and soon enough you'll get your own avatar.

When was the last time your hurt yourself? I hurt myself last night when I touched my knuckle to a fully heated soldering iron. Burnt flesh does not smell good.

But I already knew that.

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kentucky_lady

last week at work, i accidently wacked my hand on a counter.

who invented toilet paper?

nrclark

not really a personal question though,
found this for ya ...

*China…AD 1391 - The Bureau of Imperial Supplies began producing 720,000 sheets of toilet paper a year, each sheet measuring two feet by three feet. For use by the Emperors.
*USA…1857 - New Yorker Joseph C. Gayetty produced the first packaged bathroom tissue in the United States in 1857. The Gayetty Firm from New Jersey produced the first toilet paper named "The Therapeutic Paper". It contained an abundance of aloe, a curative addition. The company sold it in packs of 500 sheets for fifty cents, and Joseph Gayetty had his name printed on each sheet!
*USA…1890 - The Scott Paper Company is the first company to manufacture tissue on a roll, specifically for the use of toilet paper. Faced with the consumers' resistance toward the "unmentionable" product, Scott came up with the idea of customizing rolls for every merchant-customer they had. Under this private-label arrangement, Scott purchased large "jumbo" rolls of paper from various paper mills and converted them into packages of small rolls and stacked sheets.
*Great Britain…1880- British Perforated Paper Company

"Scott Paper was the first to market "rolls" of t.p."

Do you believe in Capital punishment?
I was always on the fence until "DNA" ...

CaliLivChick

Yes, I believe it exists, and I support it too.

Left or right?

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nrclark

"(pssssst!) ... hey "chick", you have to answer your own question as we roll on, or else ya get your fingers smacked by someone upstairs ..."

i try to always be/go/do Right

whats one of the stupidist things you've ever done?

*I got drunk one time with a buddy of mine, (i mean REALLY drunk), and we climbed one of them "water towers" on college campus. Not too smart!

*just one of many stupid, stupid things

BigBen

My brother and I wanted to try and be Hollywood special effects wizards, so we took an old propane bottle and put it out on the pasture.

We then decided it was a good idea to help it out by putting some diesel fuel and nitrogen fertilizer (farmer's dynamite) under it.

We stood back and lit a homemade fuse. The fuse fizzled out.

We took turns shooting the ground under the propane with a .22lr. The explosion took out about 50m of fence, and the cattle wouldn't come to the water trough all day. My uncle was super-pissed. It was a miracle that we survived.

We had to spend a couple of weeks repairing fence (even the fence that we DIDN'T blow up... how's that for fair?)

If you could be a famous rock star or a famous movie star or a famous politician, which would you choose? Why?

I would be a politician. History is very kind to good politicians, and to have shit named after me and have kids study me in school would be pretty cool.

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Charlatan

I would want to be a famous actor but that has more to do with my love of acting than wanting to be famous.

Have you ever felt suicidal? What led you to think about it and how did you keep from doing it. I have in the past but got over it (I don't think I was serious about it, just immature).

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SirLance

I would be a movie star. Movie stars have long careers, make lots of money, and can engage in whatever sexual shenanigans they want and it actually IMPROVES their position.

edit: shute, too slow!

I've been seriously depressed (PTSD), but never to that point.

If you were to write a novel, what would you write about?

I think I would write all about growing up lower middle class and joining the army.

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JustJess

I would write fantasy novels with really great characters and character development. I read everything, but when I consider stories to write, that's where my mind goes.

Do you know how big the uterus actually is? How big?
(I do!)

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fresnelly

Okay, this story is not for the squeamish!

My son was born by C-section, and in the moments afterwards, the anethsetician said to me: "Hey, do you want to something you don't see everyday?"

The surgeons were in the process of stitching the incision closed, and were working on her uterus sitting outside of my wife's belly. They propped it up to show me. I was awestruck.

In that state, it looked about the size of a large wineskin. Normally, I think it's about the size of a pear, but I could be wrong.

Are you squeamish about surgery? Me, only with plastic and facial reconstruction surgery.

BigBen

Dude, I don't even do needles.

The nurse says "LAY DOWN! You are too big for me to pick up off of the floor!"

I don't do needles. There must be some needles in surgery. Knock me out before-hand.

What was the most painful thing you have felt (physically) in a while?

Me? My fucking back spasmed at lunch today. It is better now, but brought tears to my eyes.

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Charlatan

The worst physical pain I have felt in a while? Probably when I got pierced, but it was over pretty quickly. No big deal in the end.


Have you ever really screwed up? What did you do to recover? I've recently made some major mistakes, I am still figuring out how to make it better.

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maleficent

I'd go for the entire past year and then some... I'll let you know how I managed to recover from it - If I recover from it... It's been one major major mistake after another -and then another mistake to counteract the first mistake...

I'm stuck in ahotel room this week that has no outside windows... the window in the room overlooks the atrium and it's making me claustrophobic... In the past week I think I've been outside a grand total of 2 hours... It's making me go stir crazier... Do you ever get claustrophic if you can't see outside?

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BigBen

Absolutely. Not just sunlight, but I actually need to see the outdoors. I totally sympathize with you, Mal.

What is your favorite scent?

I love fresh ground coffee. Oh, and clean puppies. Clean puppies smell good. Weird, huh?

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CaliLivChick

My favorite scent is fabric softener. It reminds me of home (only 14 days left!)... and no, liking the smell of clean puppies is not weird. =)

What color is your sofa/couch? Mine is tan (boring) with a leopard print blanket thrown over it for comfort/style. Thanks, nrclark, for the nudge. =)

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Charlatan

I have four different couches in my house. The main one is grey (and was once sat on by Patrick Stewart when they were filming XMen in Toronto).


ARe you a patient person? I am generally a patient person but lately I have been getting a bit impatient.

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maleficent

It was once said about me that I had the patience of a saint - that nothing ever bothered me... lately -- my fuse has gotten much shorter and my patience level is at an all time low... It's lately become an aerobic activity to wrassle with my self to prevent me from telling off some people...

I"m going to need an excuse soon-- what's your best, most beleivable excuse, for taking the day off of work, when just saying I'm taking a personal day won't cut it... I really have no one that I can kill off to attend a funeral..

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Grasshopper Green

Stomach flu. No one wants a person with stomach flu to come anywhere near work, lest it get spread around. Not to mention, you won't be very productive sitting in the bathroom all day.

Do you collect anything? I used to collect small decorative boxes. I'm thinking that I might start collecting vintage shoes because I've always loved funky shoes.

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