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BigBen · 05-11-2006, 06:42 AM

My brother and I wanted to try and be Hollywood special effects wizards, so we took an old propane bottle and put it out on the pasture.

We then decided it was a good idea to help it out by putting some diesel fuel and nitrogen fertilizer (farmer's dynamite) under it.

We stood back and lit a homemade fuse. The fuse fizzled out.

We took turns shooting the ground under the propane with a .22lr. The explosion took out about 50m of fence, and the cattle wouldn't come to the water trough all day. My uncle was super-pissed. It was a miracle that we survived.

We had to spend a couple of weeks repairing fence (even the fence that we DIDN'T blow up... how's that for fair?)

If you could be a famous rock star or a famous movie star or a famous politician, which would you choose? Why?

I would be a politician. History is very kind to good politicians, and to have shit named after me and have kids study me in school would be pretty cool.

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BigBen Comedian Location: Use the search button	My brother and I wanted to try and be Hollywood special effects wizards, so we took an old propane bottle and put it out on the pasture. We then decided it was a good idea to help it out by putting some diesel fuel and nitrogen fertilizer (farmer's dynamite) under it. We stood back and lit a homemade fuse. The fuse fizzled out. We took turns shooting the ground under the propane with a .22lr. The explosion took out about 50m of fence, and the cattle wouldn't come to the water trough all day. My uncle was super-pissed. It was a miracle that we survived. We had to spend a couple of weeks repairing fence (even the fence that we DIDN'T blow up... how's that for fair?) If you could be a famous rock star or a famous movie star or a famous politician, which would you choose? Why? I would be a politician. History is very kind to good politicians, and to have shit named after me and have kids study me in school would be pretty cool. __________________ 3.141592654 Hey, if you are impressed with my memorizing pi to 10 digits, you should see the size of my penis.