yellowchef

many crappy home movies, nothing worthy of the big screen.

All funny though...

do you have a rolodex?

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777

Yes. It's really a rubber band. I just reffer to it as a rolodex. I have this huge stack of business cards, and it's growing. I may have to get another rubber band.

Bow or Crossbow?

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Roger Zelazny

maleficent

Crossbow - I've been a bridesmaid too m any times and been subjected to too many butt bows -- butt bows are really bad... no one shoul dhave to do that - -people who are forced to wear butt bows need to shoot the person doing the forcing wiht a crossbow...

Describe your sense of humor?

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feelgood

Dry, quick-witted, gross, any joke I crack is guarrenteed to make somebody laugh and at the same time, piss somebody off

What's a "butt bow" as described by mal

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Daoust

I think it's a decorative addition on the hindquarters of a bridesmaids dress, but I could be waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay off...



Do you know what an anemometer is used for?

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fresnelly

I looked it up to be sure, but found out I had it confused with a Galvanometer. Whoops.

Do you enjoy Birdwatching?

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Charlatan

It's used for measuring wind speed, no?

No, I don't like bird watching... I have been a few times but it just didn't do it for me. I do like hiking though.


Do you know what an alethiometer is?

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Lucifer

Yes. It's for measuring truth, or for finding your way. Intecritly (sp) beautiful, incredibly complicated and very rare, only a half-dozen in existence.


do you understand the principles of a Differential Global Positioning System (DGPS)?

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JustJess

^^ I know what it is too! Can we be Philip Glass nerds together??
Ahem, sorry.

Off the top of my head, no. But if I were to read a breakdown, I feel confident that I would understand it.

Do you secretly or obviously melt at the sight of baby animals?

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feelgood

*puts up the tough guy pose* No ma'am

What do you eat in movie theaters other than popcorn?

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fresnelly

If we're feeling rich and hungry, we'll get hot dogs and New-York fries.

If we're feeling truly decedant, we'll buy a pack of peanut M&M's and dump it into the Hot-buttered popcorn. It's so good, I dare you to try it.

What secret would you like to be in on?

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Poppinjay

I don’t care where the bodies are buried, I just want to know where the gold is buried. There apparently is a pirate treasure in an incredibly complex water device that nobody has figured out yet. It’s clearly man made, dates from the early 1700’s, and acts as a ballast when anybody tries to dig or pump water for the treasure.

What's your favorite food store?

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fresnelly

Do you mean the Oak Island treasure? Because I've been hooked by that story since I was a kid. If you find out, let me know

Food Store: St. Lawrence Market in Toronto.

Do you say "Orientate" or "Orient"?

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Poppinjay

Yeah, that's the one. I couldn't remember the name...

I say configure.

Have you gone on a vacation and the destination turned out to truly suck?

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Grasshopper Green

Well, not exactly. We did get a hotel near Disneyland once that looked pretty nice from the pictures, and turned out to the be the Clampett family reunion hotel. Plus, the room reeked of so much cheap deodorizer that we half expected to find a dead body under the bed.

How many countries have you been to?

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Formerly Medusa

Lucifer

30: USA, Portugal, Spain, England, Bermuda (overseas territory of the UK), Aruba, San Blas Islands, Panama, Galapagos, Pitcairn Island (overseas territory of the UK), French Polynesia (Marquesas, Tuamotas, Society Islands), Cook Islands (Rarotonga, Palmerston), Samoa, Tonga, Fiji Islands, Vanuatu, Solomon Islands, Australia, Indonesia (Bali), Seychelles, Tanzania (Zanzibar Island), South Africa, St. Helena (overseas territory of the UK), Barbados, St. Vincent and the Grenadines, St. Lucia, Guadeloupe, Sint Maarten, Antigua, Virgin Islands.

Which is a better Star Trek Captain: Picard, Archer, Kirk, Janeway, or Sisko?

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feelgood

Captain Kathryn Janeway! She is sooooooo hot!

Whats your favorite stoner munchie?

im stoooooooned!

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yellowchef

hrmm taco bell.. or homemade nachos


whats your lifetime goal?

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always remeber you can choose your friends, but you can't choose your family. But..you CAN choose the insane asylum where you have them all put away!

Poppinjay

My lifetime goal would be to retire very early to a villa in Tuscany and spend the rest of my days doing whatever I want to do.

Oh wait, that's a dream. A goal is somethin you actually work towards. So, um, apparently my lifetime goal is to be just behind the curve of acheivement. It appears to be, anyways.

It's snowing! 10 inches! When was the last time 10 inches made you happy?

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I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

mojodragon

Just this morning, in the shower


Who would you choose to go to the Superbowl next year? Broncos, or I-don't-give-a-shit-about-sports.

maleficent

NY Giants... I don't care who they play - I just want them back....

Ever been to a major sporting event? Super bowl, world series game, etc... How'd ya like it?

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uncle phil

indy 500 in may of 1965...my buddy and i drove out there from upstate new york in a TR-3, partied our asses off, and still managed to watch most of the race next to a stationwagon full of coeds from kenyon college (we were in the infield) with a keg of beer in the back of said stationwagon...

were all of your grandparents born in the united states and, if not, what country/sovereignty?

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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

maleficent

My mother's father use to swear his ancestors threw the rope to the Pilgims when they landed, they've been here so long... My mother's mother was born in County Kerry in Ireland, both my father's parents were born in County Cork... but came here at a very very young age.

Ever trace your family tree?

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feelgood

Yeah, my grandmother has this huge book that has all of the traced family line dating back to few hundred years ago. It's pretty cool actually My Dad's side of the family has long roots in Ontario, I think they've always been Canadian since it was coined. My mom's side goes back to Netherland when my grandparents came over to Canada during the second world war.

How'd your country do on the first day in medal matches?

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Lucifer

Took a Gold medal, baby!!!!!
Jen Heil, Women's Moguls

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tecoyah

uh....I dont know how to answer that.....so...I wont


ever had sex on the beach....or, a sex on the beach?

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Grasshopper Green

I've had the drink...sex on the beach...but never HAD sex on the beach...I would imagine it would be..sandy....

What is your favorite fruit?

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Formerly Medusa

777

Kiwi! First discovered this friut at the buffet. My step-brother showed it to me. I've never bothered to pick them up at the market, but when ever I'm at Sizzler or Home Town Buffet, I gotta have some kiwi. And Mangos are my faves too.

What was you favorite toy from your childhood?

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Roger Zelazny

feelgood

My brother and I had this little miniature military toys including tanks, airplanes, army men and bases and we often waged wars against each other.

Women's Hockey: USA or Canada?

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yellowchef

USA, just to be patriotic

lucky number?

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always remeber you can choose your friends, but you can't choose your family. But..you CAN choose the insane asylum where you have them all put away!

ariekitten

9, without a doubt


if you could have sex with one person other than your SO right now, who would you choose?

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tecoyah

Right this second....You
(just looked at your Photography thread)

Which version of Willy Wonka is better....Depp, or Wilder?

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Lucifer

always go with the classics. Wilder all the way.



Can you ride a bike?

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Poppinjay

Yes, yes I can. I like to ride my bicycle, I love to ride my bike.

Did you get that reference? (Bonus - no google)

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I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

Lucifer

Queen, Freddie Mercury, Zanibar's favourite son.

Which do you prefer, Olympic Sports or Professional sports? (This question was inspired by my soon-to-be-ex-wife who said, "you know, for a guy who's never tuned in SportsCenter in his life, you sure do get obsessed by the Olympics!")

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maleficent

Is there really much of a difference? The olympics aren't truly amateurs anymore... It's not like it was when I was younger... The Olympics... are... tired... Professional sports for themost part are tired... (overpaid whiney athletes)

What's it about the olympics that fascinates people? The twinkie costumes ont he skaters?

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yellowchef

I havent seen a second of the olympics, so I wouldnt know. The summer games are really the only thing that interests me. Baseball, swimming, diving.... stuff Im actually into.

The snowboarders though... hot, hot, hot.

Whats your bad habit?

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the voices in your head are not real--but they still have some really great ideas.

always remeber you can choose your friends, but you can't choose your family. But..you CAN choose the insane asylum where you have them all put away!

feelgood

I bite my nails all the time. Even why I'm not stressing out

Your favorite tv show?

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yellowchef

tv whats that?

I like Family Guy..South Park... CSI...

what time is "bedtime"

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the voices in your head are not real--but they still have some really great ideas.

always remeber you can choose your friends, but you can't choose your family. But..you CAN choose the insane asylum where you have them all put away!

bernadette

whenever the hell my battery runs low!!

If you could start your life over, what would you do differently?

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