01-09-2006, 08:18 PM | #2 (permalink) |
Crazy
Location: Just got into town about an hour ago.
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Forrest green, although I'm starting to get bored with it and have been thinkin' about gold, and Isis.
What was your first concious thought when you woke up this morning?
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01-10-2006, 05:22 AM | #9 (permalink) |
Comedian
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Answer: I use J&J Baby Shower Jel, in the pump dispenser. Fruictus(sp?) shampoo and conditioner.
Once in, on goes the shampoo, leave in until upper body washed. Rinse shampoo, rinse upper body. Put in conditioner, lather lower body with baby wash. (I masturbate in the shower so much I get a hard-on when it rains) Rinse everything, hop out quick so I can shave with a warm face (keeps pores open). Question: What would you do if you won 50 million dollars in the BigBen lottery, and the rules stated you had to spend the money in 365 days? (~137,000 per day); No giving the money away! YOU HAD TO SPEND IT.
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01-10-2006, 05:51 AM | #10 (permalink) |
Crazy
Location: anytown, USA
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137,000 a day? Do i have to spend that much exactly? or just spread it out over a year. This reminds me of the richard pryor and john candy vehicle brewsters millions, so to be creative i think i would first buy EVERY COPY i could find of this movie. I would hire others and pay them finders fees to find and buy the movie for me. After buying every movie on the planet, i figure i would still have a lot of money left over, so i would probably buy slurpees, 22 ferraris, and a lot of hookers.
If you were attacked by a bear late one night in the woods, what did you have for breakfast this morning?
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01-10-2006, 07:08 AM | #11 (permalink) |
will always be an Alyson Hanniganite
Location: In the dust of the archives
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Poptarts, Strawberry Frosted. Untoasted. And, of course...coffee.
Pick one decade, from the previous century, in which to spend one week. Which decade, and why?
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01-10-2006, 07:27 AM | #12 (permalink) |
Comedian
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That's easy: The Dirty Thirties. I would love to experience what it was like back then.
You see the pictures, but you can't really appreciate the depression, the industrial revolution ending, prohibition and speak-easy life. What celebrity would you like to meet? Why?
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01-10-2006, 07:27 AM | #13 (permalink) |
You had me at hello
Location: DC/Coastal VA
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Edit: BigBen beat me to the punch, we were close though, I chose the 20's.
Celebrity to meet... right now I'd say I'd like to talk to Topher Grace. He intrigues me. Meeting David Eggers would probably be the most beneficial, but I would probably feel insufficient. Who is your favorite world leader and why?
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I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet Last edited by Poppinjay; 01-10-2006 at 07:32 AM.. |
01-10-2006, 08:35 AM | #14 (permalink) |
Unencapsulated
Location: Kittyville
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Living: Kofi Annan - not because I know enough about him for him to be my favorite, but because I like the idea of him.
Dead: FDR - while some of his programs need updating now, he really made a world of difference to the US and the world. If you could choose any life to live forever, which/whose would it be?
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01-10-2006, 09:14 AM | #15 (permalink) |
"I'm sorry. What was the question?"
Location: Paradise Regained
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Somebody who got/gets laid a lot. Cassanova, or Gene Simmons, as long as I kept my youthful looks and working penis.
What does the name Punky Brewster mean to you?
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01-10-2006, 09:31 AM | #16 (permalink) |
Junkie
Moderator Emeritus
Location: Chicago
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Really irritating television show
What is your writing implement of choice? pens/pencils/crayons/etc... Do you have good handwriting?
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01-10-2006, 10:01 AM | #17 (permalink) |
You had me at hello
Location: DC/Coastal VA
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My handwriting runs from quirky to atrocious. My most used writing implement is a keyboard, but my favorite hand writing instrument is a gel pen I got from the engineering department at NPR. They gave me another one that glows blue on the top, but my wife took it.
Mountains, beaches, or neither?
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I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet |
01-10-2006, 10:06 AM | #18 (permalink) |
Functionally Appropriate
Location: Toronto
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My wife's family has a place in the Rockies, so I should say mountain, but right now it's winter and I'd really rather be on a beach.
What's the best kept secret in your town?
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01-10-2006, 11:08 AM | #20 (permalink) |
Insane
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A pair with hottie written across the back. Before my sis insisted I buy them, I was an all white kinda girl.
If you were to run for a political office, which one and why?
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01-10-2006, 11:21 AM | #21 (permalink) |
You had me at hello
Location: DC/Coastal VA
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Distric rep in the state house. That's where the nuts and bolts of legislation takes place that affects people most. Then, after establishing a sterling record of ethics and honesty, U.S. Senate. That's where the real graft is. I would be crooked, but not bad crooked like having people killed, just money crooked, thanks.
In an old Twilight Zone epi, Burgess Meredith played a librarian who was henpecked to the nth degree because he "wasted" his time reading. One day, while in the basement of the library, WW III broke out and everybody was killed, except for him. he was tickled to have all the time to read books and nobody to henpeck him. Then he broke his glasses. What form of entertainment would you choose if you were to remain in a solitary situation for the rest of your life?
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I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet |
01-10-2006, 12:27 PM | #24 (permalink) |
will always be an Alyson Hanniganite
Location: In the dust of the archives
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Ham and swiss sandwich, apple, oatmeal cream pie, and a baggie full of Cheese Nips.
What is the most embarassing thing that you've ever done in public?
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"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony "Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt. |
01-10-2006, 12:43 PM | #25 (permalink) |
Crazy
Location: UK
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Puked up in a club and then fell over, while trying to dance, into the diced carrot and newcastle brown ale lake.
What question would you have put here instead of this one?
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01-10-2006, 01:19 PM | #27 (permalink) |
will always be an Alyson Hanniganite
Location: In the dust of the archives
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Saxophone.
Where is your "special place"? That place where you go that you, and only you, know about.
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"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony "Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt. |
01-10-2006, 01:26 PM | #28 (permalink) |
You had me at hello
Location: DC/Coastal VA
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Two spots on the barrier islands in NC that are only reachable by boat. I have yet to see anyone other than a National Park Service ranger at either of them. One has wild horsies.
What's your favorite comfort food?
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I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet |
01-10-2006, 01:47 PM | #32 (permalink) |
Falling Angel
Location: L.A. L.A. land
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Yes, the wife of a friend. No, I don't want to buy your old tupperware...
If you could save forever one endangered species, which one would it be? Do you think that's a dumb question? ;P
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01-10-2006, 02:13 PM | #35 (permalink) |
Junkie
Moderator Emeritus
Location: Chicago
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honest and observant and doesn't hold back... (and they wouldn't be wrong either)
Do you currently have a crush on someone?
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01-10-2006, 03:16 PM | #38 (permalink) |
Deliberately unfocused
Location: Amazon.com and CDBaby
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Yes, with a lot of melted butter between and generously smothered in maple syrup.
What constitutes you favorite night "out"?
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