Jeopardy the person below you.
 

The idea here is to give the question for the answer just posted.

For example I post

Answer: Red Shoes

The next post:
Question: What do you get when you stomp on a tomatoe?



OK so lets give it a try. Anyone game to give the question for..


Answer: Only once a year.

What Maleficent would kill to have sex???

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Goldfish crackers

What is the cracker with a smile, until you bite the heads off?

Answer: Boomerang

What did they tell me when my friend Boomer called on the phone?


Answer: My hand.

what is sticky and cramped 24/7 from gigs and gigs of crazy blured asian porn

answer: sewer beast

What did Beautys lawyer do when Beast got way too fresh?

Answer: Face down.

what is "the way we like to fuck" (ass up..ect..sorry, it had to be said)

answer: late night

If the earth stops rotating at dusk what will you have?

Answer: A car door.

How did your head get like that?

Answer: poppycock

What's the worst diagnosis your doctor ever gave you?


Answer: Three Sheets to the Wind

What do you call 3 KKK members skydiving?

Answer: Washingtons Monument.

Question: Why does Courtney Love walk bowlegged?

Answer: Lover's Leap

What is the last thing you see when you hit the ground after your girlfriend finds out about your OTHER girlfriend.?

Answer:

Pink and soft.

What is an answer asking for a NSFW rating?

Bubbly, yet refrsching.

What is a champagne bath?

answer: A frog on a log

What is the last resort for an ugly princess?

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The bar exam

If you can't make a Screwdriver, what have you failed?

Answer: The point.

What is found at the end of all things?

Answer: To get to the other side.

Why did Neo take the red pill?

Answer: Who's your daddy?

What did Darth Vader say to Luke?


Answer: Anything that fits.

What will Courtney Love stick up her wahzoo when she's lonely?

Answer: Tim Hortons Coffee

Aside from the beefcake in Canuckistan-- what is the best thing about that fair land... :)


answer: The New Jersey Turnpike

If you enter John Malkovic's mind where do you end up?


Answer: Bald.

What do I hope never to be?

New Jersey

What do you get at the souvenir stand at a hockey game?

Philly Cheesesteak Sandwich.

In our survey what item of food do most restaurant waiters like to spit in?

Vodka Tonic

What is really in my water bottle?

Answer: The one that folds out.

which couch is the heaviest?

a full wallet

What do you only have for 5 minutes every two weeks?

Answer: This is done every second tuesday

When do the garbage men pick up lawn debris?

Answer: Smedley D. Butler

Who is the most obvious choice for being the murderer from this list of suspects?


Answer: Up yours!

Why don't you go fuck youself?

Answer: Bananas, butter, brown sugar and a splash of rum

What else do you need when you have a naked woman on a hardwood floor?

Answer: Thats not a question!

You smell like ass.

Answer

The collected works of Pablo Neruda

What's your favourite collection of Poetry

Answer: Size 14

What is a man with big....feet?

Answer: An empty cup

What do you give the sperm bank when they give you a picture of your grandmother?

Answer: A full cup.

An optimist has?


Answer: Balding old men.

What do beautiful young women never talk about?

Answer: It tickles.

What does Mike Tyson say when swallowing ears too fast?

Answer:
Beauty and the geek.

Who are the couple pictured here?
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a25...TheGrumpys.jpg



Lasagna, Smithwick's, and a sharp stick in the eye.

Damn - two monitors get me everytime! sorry about that:

So the question is:

What words did I screw up on?

Whoa Nelly... This is the Jeopardy thread.

I'll get it back on track..

Answer: a married man.

Who is the most rundown person on earth?


In the Garden of Eden.

Where would I like to get it on with every beautiful woman on earth?

George Dubya Bush

What is a ridiculous show that was vomited forth from Ashton Kutcher's mouth when TV executives weren't looking.

Answer: Quantum Mechanics

Point of order: I responded to flyman's post. His answer was "Beauty and the Geek" and my question was a visual: "Who are the couple pictured here?" accompanied with a photo of a beautiful woman condescending to having her picture taken with a total geek! Just an attempt at a change of pace... worked too well, I guess.

/ends rant, crawls back into bottle.

Short lived television show about a time traveller who leaps from auto garage to auto garage saving the world from transmission problems...


Answer: Snickerdoodles

What are the best cookies ever and a really fun word to say?

Answer: Migraine lasting for 5 days

Q: What makes sex with GW Bush look good?


A: If you get it in just the right light...

How do you make Daoust's penis look bigger than 2 inches?



Answer: Dana Carvey's classic film "Master of Disguise"

What is a pathetic attempt to rekindle a dying career.

Answer: Samuel Alito's confirmation hearings

What is the one thing you avoid watching at the dentist office by having more fun reading medical certificates?

Answer:
The Treaty of Washington (1871)

What is something that even a history buff has to go quick google. ;)

Thump..thumpthumpthump. Thump..thumpthumpthump. Thump..thumpthumpthump.

What does three rabbits humping sound like?

Zoodles.

What do you call noodes shaped like monkies, elephants and lions?

One hand clapping.

What do rednecks do when they are dipping at a concert?

The right stuff.

What the maiden found in Mr. Right's trousers.

Who let the dogs out?

What is a song that was way overplayed?

Answer: Because I want to see a spark

What did the man who planted spark plugs in his garden say the reason was?

Answer: Cramps

What should I nickname my Grandfather, who is always causing all sorts of congestion.

Answer: A good finish.

What does every piece of wooden furniture want?

Answer: The pony express

What is the nickname for Buster, the premature ejaculating male pony?


Answer: Losing air slowly.

What is the polite technique for farting?

Answer: King Kong should be so lucky!

What was said by the natives on the the island when they took King Kong to the States?

Answer: Chrismahanakwanzakuh

What is the standard holiday greeting for people who are politcally correct?

Answer: A blue scented candle

What do people light when they want to conceive a boy?

Answer: Peanut butter fudge

What would Fredweena cheerfully kill for right now?

Answer: trailer park toes

What makes you go "MmMmMmm"?

Answer: Professor Plum, with the candlestick, in the observatory.

What are the findings of OJ's exhaustive search for the real killers?



Answer: Killing Time


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v5...son-carnac.jpg

What did flyman reply when he was caught smashing clocks with a hammer?


Big ole Stinky Butt

Q: What's the most prominent part of an elephant?

A: lock-box

Name another word for "chastity belt".

Carole Landis, Haley Mills, Dana Plato and Alyson Hannigan.

Who are two dead redheaded actresses and two live ones.


Mexican jumping beans.

fremen beat me to it...

What did the kid see when Pedro dropped his lunch on his feet?

Answer: canary

Q: name an annoying song bird?


A: slow genocide

Q: What did Kellogg's have in mind with the invention of "Frosted Flakes"

A: 2 pecans, a pair of plyers, 1 wire hanger and a Boston Terrier

Q: What do you need for a successful prison break?


A: chocolate pudding tarts

What do you need for a successful broken prison wall?


Graphic dudity.

What do you call a male porn star getting it on?

Answer: A feather boa

When a snake asks you what to use to dust his lair, what do you say? (A feather, boa... get it?)


Answer: I think Abraham Lincoln said that.

This play is dragging on, isn't? I wish something exciting would happen.


The lion, the witch, and the wardrobe

What is a book that was a bad BBC movie and then a family Disney movie?

Answer: Postal Service

A new company that will send someone over to your place of work, to kill them ALL!!!


Answer: My armpit smells funny.

What did Hitler say to Eva Braun?



onomatopeia

Where is that green legume that keeps the princess awake all night standing?

(on a mat. a pea.)

Grrrooooooaaannnn

Answer: Skin-a-marinky dinky dink

Mae West said to the Marx Brothers, "Come up and see me for a little: ."



who put the 'bop' in the bop shoo wop de dop?

who was barry mann?


4 and 20 were in a pie...

How many plums did Little Boy Blue pull out of a... wait, no. How many blackbirds were where?


Broken snowboard laces.

Bolivia's excuse for not entering a competitor in the Turin Winter Olympic Games.



double-sided tape

What do you call an adhesive strip that tells you one thing and says the opposite when your back is turned.

answer: Not my pants.

What the transvestite said?



A nice cup of Java

What did the lady in the McDonald's drive-through really want?



purple-people eater.

who were individual members of the minnesota viking's defensive line nicknamed a few years ago?

"Say Hallalujiah!!!"

According to Jessica Hahn, what does Jimmy Swaggart say in his most extreme moment of passion?

Answer: Two pierced nipples.

Why didn't your mom breast feed you?

answer: corn is for kids!

what did the ATF Agent said to the moonshiner?



picasso's ear

What was Picasso's dog caught chewing on late one night?


nose goblins.

What do you hire when you are too damn lazy to blow your nose?

Leather mask