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grumpyolddude · 01-11-2006, 03:23 PM

Who are the couple pictured here?

Lasagna, Smithwick's, and a sharp stick in the eye.

Tachion · 01-11-2006, 07:29 PM

Damn - two monitors get me everytime! sorry about that:

So the question is:

What words did I screw up on?

Carno · 01-11-2006, 07:40 PM

Whoa Nelly... This is the Jeopardy thread.

I'll get it back on track..

Answer: a married man.

Fremen · 01-11-2006, 08:31 PM

Who is the most rundown person on earth?

In the Garden of Eden.

CityOfAngels · 01-11-2006, 08:52 PM

Where would I like to get it on with every beautiful woman on earth?

George Dubya Bush

NoSoup · 01-11-2006, 10:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fremen

Answer:
Beauty and the geek.

What is a ridiculous show that was vomited forth from Ashton Kutcher's mouth when TV executives weren't looking.

Answer: Quantum Mechanics

grumpyolddude · 01-12-2006, 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoSoup

What is a ridiculous show that was vomited forth from Ashton Kutcher's mouth when TV executives weren't looking.

Answer: Quantum Mechanics

Point of order: I responded to flyman's post. His answer was "Beauty and the Geek" and my question was a visual: "Who are the couple pictured here?" accompanied with a photo of a beautiful woman condescending to having her picture taken with a total geek! Just an attempt at a change of pace... worked too well, I guess.

/ends rant, crawls back into bottle.

maleficent · 01-12-2006, 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoSoup

Answer: Quantum Mechanics

Short lived television show about a time traveller who leaps from auto garage to auto garage saving the world from transmission problems...

Answer: Snickerdoodles

shesus · 01-12-2006, 05:15 PM

What are the best cookies ever and a really fun word to say?

Answer: Migraine lasting for 5 days

Brilliant Idiot · 01-12-2006, 09:25 PM

Q: What makes sex with GW Bush look good?

A: If you get it in just the right light...

Daoust · 01-13-2006, 04:02 AM

How do you make Daoust's penis look bigger than 2 inches?

Answer: Dana Carvey's classic film "Master of Disguise"

wolf · 01-13-2006, 05:31 AM

What is a pathetic attempt to rekindle a dying career.

Answer: Samuel Alito's confirmation hearings

Hash_Browns · 01-13-2006, 05:48 AM

What is the one thing you avoid watching at the dentist office by having more fun reading medical certificates?

Answer:
The Treaty of Washington (1871)

Bill O'Rights · 01-13-2006, 06:31 AM

What is something that even a history buff has to go quick google.

Thump..thumpthumpthump. Thump..thumpthumpthump. Thump..thumpthumpthump.

Daoust · 01-13-2006, 08:27 AM

What does three rabbits humping sound like?

Zoodles.

Tachion · 01-13-2006, 01:12 PM

What do you call noodes shaped like monkies, elephants and lions?

One hand clapping.

Eweser · 01-13-2006, 01:18 PM

What do rednecks do when they are dipping at a concert?

The right stuff.

kramus · 01-13-2006, 01:19 PM

What the maiden found in Mr. Right's trousers.

Who let the dogs out?

shesus · 01-13-2006, 03:13 PM

What is a song that was way overplayed?

Answer: Because I want to see a spark

Tachion · 01-13-2006, 04:57 PM

What did the man who planted spark plugs in his garden say the reason was?

Answer: Cramps

MojoRisin · 01-14-2006, 11:14 AM

What should I nickname my Grandfather, who is always causing all sorts of congestion.

Answer: A good finish.

Grasshopper Green · 01-14-2006, 07:31 PM

What does every piece of wooden furniture want?

Answer: The pony express

Fremen · 01-14-2006, 08:19 PM

What is the nickname for Buster, the premature ejaculating male pony?

Answer: Losing air slowly.

Tachion · 01-15-2006, 11:39 AM

What is the polite technique for farting?

Answer: King Kong should be so lucky!

keeb · 01-17-2006, 02:13 PM

What was said by the natives on the the island when they took King Kong to the States?

Answer: Chrismahanakwanzakuh

maleficent · 01-17-2006, 03:06 PM

What is the standard holiday greeting for people who are politcally correct?

Answer: A blue scented candle

shesus · 01-17-2006, 03:31 PM

What do people light when they want to conceive a boy?

Answer: Peanut butter fudge

noodle · 01-17-2006, 04:21 PM

What would Fredweena cheerfully kill for right now?

Answer: trailer park toes

MojoRisin · 01-17-2006, 04:24 PM

What makes you go "MmMmMmm"?

Answer: Professor Plum, with the candlestick, in the observatory.

trickyy · 01-17-2006, 07:58 PM

What are the findings of OJ's exhaustive search for the real killers?

Answer: Killing Time

Charlatan · 01-18-2006, 10:20 AM

What did flyman reply when he was caught smashing clocks with a hammer?

Big ole Stinky Butt

albania · 01-18-2006, 10:41 AM

Q: What's the most prominent part of an elephant?

A: lock-box

Bill O'Rights · 01-18-2006, 11:22 AM

Name another word for "chastity belt".

Carole Landis, Haley Mills, Dana Plato and Alyson Hannigan.

Fremen · 01-18-2006, 01:26 PM

Who are two dead redheaded actresses and two live ones.

Mexican jumping beans.

Lucifer · 01-18-2006, 01:31 PM

fremen beat me to it...

noodle · 01-18-2006, 03:03 PM

What did the kid see when Pedro dropped his lunch on his feet?

Answer: canary

Lucifer · 01-18-2006, 04:10 PM

Q: name an annoying song bird?

A: slow genocide

silvertiger · 01-18-2006, 04:23 PM

Q: What did Kellogg's have in mind with the invention of "Frosted Flakes"

A: 2 pecans, a pair of plyers, 1 wire hanger and a Boston Terrier

Lucifer · 01-18-2006, 04:26 PM

Q: What do you need for a successful prison break?

A: chocolate pudding tarts

Fremen · 01-18-2006, 05:03 PM

What do you need for a successful broken prison wall?

Graphic dudity.

01-11-2006, 03:23 PM	#41 (permalink)
grumpyolddude Deliberately unfocused Location: Amazon.com and CDBaby	Who are the couple pictured here? Lasagna, Smithwick's, and a sharp stick in the eye. __________________ "Regret can be a harder pill to swallow than failure .With failure you at least know you gave it a chance..." David Howard

01-11-2006, 07:29 PM	#42 (permalink)
Tachion Crazy	Damn - two monitors get me everytime! sorry about that: So the question is: What words did I screw up on? Last edited by Tachion; 01-11-2006 at 07:44 PM.. Reason: totally screwed up!

01-11-2006, 07:40 PM	#43 (permalink)
Carno Junkie	Whoa Nelly... This is the Jeopardy thread. I'll get it back on track.. Answer: a married man. __________________ http://how-to-spell-ridiculous.com/

01-11-2006, 08:31 PM	#44 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Who is the most rundown person on earth? In the Garden of Eden. __________________ Google

01-12-2006, 05:15 PM	#49 (permalink)
shesus Fancy Location: Chicago	What are the best cookies ever and a really fun word to say? Answer: Migraine lasting for 5 days __________________ Whatever did happen to your soul? I heard you sold it Choose Heaven for the weather and Hell for the company

01-12-2006, 09:25 PM	#50 (permalink)
Brilliant Idiot Tilted	Q: What makes sex with GW Bush look good? A: If you get it in just the right light...

01-13-2006, 04:02 AM	#51 (permalink)
Daoust "I'm sorry. What was the question?" Location: Paradise Regained	How do you make Daoust's penis look bigger than 2 inches? Answer: Dana Carvey's classic film "Master of Disguise" __________________ I have faith in a few things - divinity and grace But even when I'm on my knees I know the devil preys

01-13-2006, 05:31 AM	#52 (permalink)
wolf Ravenous Location: Right Behind You	What is a pathetic attempt to rekindle a dying career. Answer: Samuel Alito's confirmation hearings __________________ Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as Gods. Cats have never forgotten this.

01-13-2006, 05:48 AM	#53 (permalink)
Hash_Browns Psycho Location: Right behind you...BOO!	What is the one thing you avoid watching at the dentist office by having more fun reading medical certificates? Answer: The Treaty of Washington (1871) __________________ Smile It makes people wonder what you're up too!

01-13-2006, 06:31 AM	#54 (permalink)
Bill O'Rights will always be an Alyson Hanniganite Location: In the dust of the archives	What is something that even a history buff has to go quick google. Thump..thumpthumpthump. Thump..thumpthumpthump. Thump..thumpthumpthump. __________________ "I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony "Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.

01-13-2006, 08:27 AM	#55 (permalink)
Daoust "I'm sorry. What was the question?" Location: Paradise Regained	What does three rabbits humping sound like? Zoodles. __________________ I have faith in a few things - divinity and grace But even when I'm on my knees I know the devil preys

01-13-2006, 01:12 PM	#56 (permalink)
Tachion Crazy	What do you call noodes shaped like monkies, elephants and lions? One hand clapping.

01-13-2006, 01:18 PM	#57 (permalink)
Eweser Psycho Location: O-K-L-A-H-O-M-A	What do rednecks do when they are dipping at a concert? The right stuff. __________________ "Whoever wrote this episode should die!"

01-13-2006, 01:19 PM	#58 (permalink)
kramus loving the curves Location: my Lady's manor	What the maiden found in Mr. Right's trousers. Who let the dogs out? __________________ And now to disengage the clutch of the forebrain ... I'm going with this - if you like artwork visit http://markfineart.ca

01-13-2006, 03:13 PM	#59 (permalink)
shesus Fancy Location: Chicago	What is a song that was way overplayed? Answer: Because I want to see a spark __________________ Whatever did happen to your soul? I heard you sold it Choose Heaven for the weather and Hell for the company

01-14-2006, 07:31 PM	#62 (permalink)
Grasshopper Green ...is a comical chap Location: Where morons reign supreme	What does every piece of wooden furniture want? Answer: The pony express __________________ "They say that patriotism is the last refuge to which a scoundrel clings; steal a little and they throw you in jail, steal a lot and they make you king" Formerly Medusa

01-13-2006, 04:57 PM	#60 (permalink)
Tachion Crazy	What did the man who planted spark plugs in his garden say the reason was? Answer: Cramps

01-14-2006, 11:14 AM	#61 (permalink)
MojoRisin Crazy Location: Just got into town about an hour ago.	What should I nickname my Grandfather, who is always causing all sorts of congestion. Answer: A good finish. __________________ Dropping a barbell he points to the sky and says "The suns not yellow, It's chicken!"

01-14-2006, 08:19 PM	#63 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	What is the nickname for Buster, the premature ejaculating male pony? Answer: Losing air slowly. __________________ Google

01-15-2006, 11:39 AM	#64 (permalink)
Tachion Crazy	What is the polite technique for farting? Answer: King Kong should be so lucky!

01-17-2006, 02:13 PM	#65 (permalink)
keeb Tilted	What was said by the natives on the the island when they took King Kong to the States? Answer: Chrismahanakwanzakuh

01-17-2006, 03:06 PM	#66 (permalink)
maleficent Junkie Moderator Emeritus Location: Chicago	What is the standard holiday greeting for people who are politcally correct? Answer: A blue scented candle __________________ Free your heart from hatred. Free your mind from worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less.

01-17-2006, 03:31 PM	#67 (permalink)
shesus Fancy Location: Chicago	What do people light when they want to conceive a boy? Answer: Peanut butter fudge __________________ Whatever did happen to your soul? I heard you sold it Choose Heaven for the weather and Hell for the company

01-17-2006, 04:24 PM	#69 (permalink)
MojoRisin Crazy Location: Just got into town about an hour ago.	What makes you go "MmMmMmm"? Answer: Professor Plum, with the candlestick, in the observatory. __________________ Dropping a barbell he points to the sky and says "The suns not yellow, It's chicken!"

01-17-2006, 07:58 PM	#70 (permalink)
trickyy ►	What are the findings of OJ's exhaustive search for the real killers? Answer: Killing Time

01-18-2006, 10:20 AM	#71 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	What did flyman reply when he was caught smashing clocks with a hammer? Big ole Stinky Butt __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

01-18-2006, 10:41 AM	#72 (permalink)
albania Psycho	Q: What's the most prominent part of an elephant? A: lock-box

01-18-2006, 11:22 AM	#73 (permalink)
Bill O'Rights will always be an Alyson Hanniganite Location: In the dust of the archives	Name another word for "chastity belt". Carole Landis, Haley Mills, Dana Plato and Alyson Hannigan. __________________ "I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony "Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.

01-18-2006, 01:26 PM	#74 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Who are two dead redheaded actresses and two live ones. Mexican jumping beans. __________________ Google

01-18-2006, 01:31 PM	#75 (permalink)
Lucifer Husband of Seamaiden Location: Nova Scotia	fremen beat me to it... __________________ I am a brother to dragons, and a companion to owls. - Job 30:29 1123, 6536, 5321 Last edited by Lucifer; 01-18-2006 at 01:34 PM..

01-18-2006, 04:10 PM	#77 (permalink)
Lucifer Husband of Seamaiden Location: Nova Scotia	Q: name an annoying song bird? A: slow genocide __________________ I am a brother to dragons, and a companion to owls. - Job 30:29 1123, 6536, 5321

01-18-2006, 04:23 PM	#78 (permalink)
silvertiger Tilted Location: Denver	Q: What did Kellogg's have in mind with the invention of "Frosted Flakes" A: 2 pecans, a pair of plyers, 1 wire hanger and a Boston Terrier

01-18-2006, 04:26 PM	#79 (permalink)
Lucifer Husband of Seamaiden Location: Nova Scotia	Q: What do you need for a successful prison break? A: chocolate pudding tarts __________________ I am a brother to dragons, and a companion to owls. - Job 30:29 1123, 6536, 5321

01-18-2006, 05:03 PM	#80 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	What do you need for a successful broken prison wall? Graphic dudity. __________________ Google