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Who are the couple pictured here?
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a25...TheGrumpys.jpg Lasagna, Smithwick's, and a sharp stick in the eye. |
Damn - two monitors get me everytime! sorry about that:
So the question is: What words did I screw up on? |
Whoa Nelly... This is the Jeopardy thread.
I'll get it back on track.. Answer: a married man. |
Who is the most rundown person on earth?
In the Garden of Eden. |
Where would I like to get it on with every beautiful woman on earth?
George Dubya Bush |
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Answer: Quantum Mechanics |
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/ends rant, crawls back into bottle. |
Quote:
Answer: Snickerdoodles |
What are the best cookies ever and a really fun word to say?
Answer: Migraine lasting for 5 days |
Q: What makes sex with GW Bush look good?
A: If you get it in just the right light... |
How do you make Daoust's penis look bigger than 2 inches?
Answer: Dana Carvey's classic film "Master of Disguise" |
What is a pathetic attempt to rekindle a dying career.
Answer: Samuel Alito's confirmation hearings |
What is the one thing you avoid watching at the dentist office by having more fun reading medical certificates?
Answer: The Treaty of Washington (1871) |
What is something that even a history buff has to go quick google. ;)
Thump..thumpthumpthump. Thump..thumpthumpthump. Thump..thumpthumpthump. |
What does three rabbits humping sound like?
Zoodles. |
What do you call noodes shaped like monkies, elephants and lions?
One hand clapping. |
What do rednecks do when they are dipping at a concert?
The right stuff. |
What the maiden found in Mr. Right's trousers.
Who let the dogs out? |
What is a song that was way overplayed?
Answer: Because I want to see a spark |
What did the man who planted spark plugs in his garden say the reason was?
Answer: Cramps |
What should I nickname my Grandfather, who is always causing all sorts of congestion.
Answer: A good finish. |
What does every piece of wooden furniture want?
Answer: The pony express |
What is the nickname for Buster, the premature ejaculating male pony?
Answer: Losing air slowly. |
What is the polite technique for farting?
Answer: King Kong should be so lucky! |
What was said by the natives on the the island when they took King Kong to the States?
Answer: Chrismahanakwanzakuh |
What is the standard holiday greeting for people who are politcally correct?
Answer: A blue scented candle |
What do people light when they want to conceive a boy?
Answer: Peanut butter fudge |
What would Fredweena cheerfully kill for right now?
Answer: trailer park toes |
What makes you go "MmMmMmm"?
Answer: Professor Plum, with the candlestick, in the observatory. |
What are the findings of OJ's exhaustive search for the real killers?
Answer: Killing Time http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v5...son-carnac.jpg |
What did flyman reply when he was caught smashing clocks with a hammer?
Big ole Stinky Butt |
Q: What's the most prominent part of an elephant?
A: lock-box |
Name another word for "chastity belt".
Carole Landis, Haley Mills, Dana Plato and Alyson Hannigan. |
Who are two dead redheaded actresses and two live ones.
Mexican jumping beans. |
fremen beat me to it...
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What did the kid see when Pedro dropped his lunch on his feet?
Answer: canary |
Q: name an annoying song bird?
A: slow genocide |
Q: What did Kellogg's have in mind with the invention of "Frosted Flakes"
A: 2 pecans, a pair of plyers, 1 wire hanger and a Boston Terrier |
Q: What do you need for a successful prison break?
A: chocolate pudding tarts |
What do you need for a successful broken prison wall?
Graphic dudity. |
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