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grumpyolddude 01-11-2006 03:23 PM

Who are the couple pictured here?
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a25...TheGrumpys.jpg



Lasagna, Smithwick's, and a sharp stick in the eye.

Tachion 01-11-2006 07:29 PM

Damn - two monitors get me everytime! sorry about that:

So the question is:

What words did I screw up on?

Carno 01-11-2006 07:40 PM

Whoa Nelly... This is the Jeopardy thread.

I'll get it back on track..

Answer: a married man.

Fremen 01-11-2006 08:31 PM

Who is the most rundown person on earth?


In the Garden of Eden.

CityOfAngels 01-11-2006 08:52 PM

Where would I like to get it on with every beautiful woman on earth?

George Dubya Bush

NoSoup 01-11-2006 10:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fremen
Answer:
Beauty and the geek.

What is a ridiculous show that was vomited forth from Ashton Kutcher's mouth when TV executives weren't looking.

Answer: Quantum Mechanics

grumpyolddude 01-12-2006 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoSoup
What is a ridiculous show that was vomited forth from Ashton Kutcher's mouth when TV executives weren't looking.

Answer: Quantum Mechanics

Point of order: I responded to flyman's post. His answer was "Beauty and the Geek" and my question was a visual: "Who are the couple pictured here?" accompanied with a photo of a beautiful woman condescending to having her picture taken with a total geek! Just an attempt at a change of pace... worked too well, I guess.

/ends rant, crawls back into bottle.

maleficent 01-12-2006 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoSoup
Answer: Quantum Mechanics

Short lived television show about a time traveller who leaps from auto garage to auto garage saving the world from transmission problems...


Answer: Snickerdoodles

shesus 01-12-2006 05:15 PM

What are the best cookies ever and a really fun word to say?

Answer: Migraine lasting for 5 days

Brilliant Idiot 01-12-2006 09:25 PM

Q: What makes sex with GW Bush look good?


A: If you get it in just the right light...

Daoust 01-13-2006 04:02 AM

How do you make Daoust's penis look bigger than 2 inches?



Answer: Dana Carvey's classic film "Master of Disguise"

wolf 01-13-2006 05:31 AM

What is a pathetic attempt to rekindle a dying career.

Answer: Samuel Alito's confirmation hearings

Hash_Browns 01-13-2006 05:48 AM

What is the one thing you avoid watching at the dentist office by having more fun reading medical certificates?

Answer:
The Treaty of Washington (1871)

Bill O'Rights 01-13-2006 06:31 AM

What is something that even a history buff has to go quick google. ;)

Thump..thumpthumpthump. Thump..thumpthumpthump. Thump..thumpthumpthump.

Daoust 01-13-2006 08:27 AM

What does three rabbits humping sound like?

Zoodles.

Tachion 01-13-2006 01:12 PM

What do you call noodes shaped like monkies, elephants and lions?

One hand clapping.

Eweser 01-13-2006 01:18 PM

What do rednecks do when they are dipping at a concert?

The right stuff.

kramus 01-13-2006 01:19 PM

What the maiden found in Mr. Right's trousers.

Who let the dogs out?

shesus 01-13-2006 03:13 PM

What is a song that was way overplayed?

Answer: Because I want to see a spark

Tachion 01-13-2006 04:57 PM

What did the man who planted spark plugs in his garden say the reason was?

Answer: Cramps

MojoRisin 01-14-2006 11:14 AM

What should I nickname my Grandfather, who is always causing all sorts of congestion.

Answer: A good finish.

Grasshopper Green 01-14-2006 07:31 PM

What does every piece of wooden furniture want?

Answer: The pony express

Fremen 01-14-2006 08:19 PM

What is the nickname for Buster, the premature ejaculating male pony?


Answer: Losing air slowly.

Tachion 01-15-2006 11:39 AM

What is the polite technique for farting?

Answer: King Kong should be so lucky!

keeb 01-17-2006 02:13 PM

What was said by the natives on the the island when they took King Kong to the States?

Answer: Chrismahanakwanzakuh

maleficent 01-17-2006 03:06 PM

What is the standard holiday greeting for people who are politcally correct?

Answer: A blue scented candle

shesus 01-17-2006 03:31 PM

What do people light when they want to conceive a boy?

Answer: Peanut butter fudge

noodle 01-17-2006 04:21 PM

What would Fredweena cheerfully kill for right now?

Answer: trailer park toes

MojoRisin 01-17-2006 04:24 PM

What makes you go "MmMmMmm"?

Answer: Professor Plum, with the candlestick, in the observatory.

trickyy 01-17-2006 07:58 PM

What are the findings of OJ's exhaustive search for the real killers?



Answer: Killing Time


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v5...son-carnac.jpg

Charlatan 01-18-2006 10:20 AM

What did flyman reply when he was caught smashing clocks with a hammer?


Big ole Stinky Butt

albania 01-18-2006 10:41 AM

Q: What's the most prominent part of an elephant?

A: lock-box

Bill O'Rights 01-18-2006 11:22 AM

Name another word for "chastity belt".

Carole Landis, Haley Mills, Dana Plato and Alyson Hannigan.

Fremen 01-18-2006 01:26 PM

Who are two dead redheaded actresses and two live ones.


Mexican jumping beans.

Lucifer 01-18-2006 01:31 PM

fremen beat me to it...

noodle 01-18-2006 03:03 PM

What did the kid see when Pedro dropped his lunch on his feet?

Answer: canary

Lucifer 01-18-2006 04:10 PM

Q: name an annoying song bird?


A: slow genocide

silvertiger 01-18-2006 04:23 PM

Q: What did Kellogg's have in mind with the invention of "Frosted Flakes"

A: 2 pecans, a pair of plyers, 1 wire hanger and a Boston Terrier

Lucifer 01-18-2006 04:26 PM

Q: What do you need for a successful prison break?


A: chocolate pudding tarts

Fremen 01-18-2006 05:03 PM

What do you need for a successful broken prison wall?


Graphic dudity.


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