lindalove

"I think I'm starting to get the hang of this thing"

Bill O'Rights

Ohh...this is gonna sting.

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"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony

"Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus

It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.

maleficent

don't look down - whatever you do..

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fresnelly

"YeeeeeeeeeeHaa..."

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Building an artificial intelligence that appreciates Mozart is easy. Building an A.I. that appreciates a theme restaurant is the real challenge - Kit Roebuck - Nine Planets Without Intelligent Life

Charlatan

I'm gonna fucking sue that rental agency...

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

Bob Biter

"LEEROOOOOOOOOOOOY JENKIIIINS!!"

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A plan is just a list of things that don't happen.

Willravel

"Oh God, I left ths stove on!!!!"

absorbentishe

OMG, they said it would be rocky, but nothing like this!

feelgood

"Fucking Eh man!!!!"

vermin

"...best vacation ever...look at those birds...not a cloud in the sky...it don't get no better than this.."

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If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

dlish

"i'm hoping supermans' around here somewhere...."

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An injustice anywhere, is an injustice everywhere

I always sign my facebook comments with ()()===========(}. Does that make me gay?
- Filthy

Daniel_

Drop by for some windsurfing they said.....

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Overhead, the Albatross hangs motionless upon the air,
And deep beneath the rolling waves,
In labyrinths of Coral Caves,
The Echo of a distant time
Comes willowing across the sand;
And everthing is Green and Submarine
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Tachion

Where is the fuc**ing brake on this thing!!?