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01-02-2006, 07:00 AM
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Evil Priest: The Devil Made Me Do It!
Location: Southern England
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Tod suddenly realised that what he had thought wsa going to be silent fart turned out to be the start of a bout of explosive diahorea
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01-02-2006, 03:21 PM
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Une petite chou
Location: With All Your Base
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After searching the couch cushions, Shannon and Jake finally figured out how to get back at the new roommate for raiding the fridge at night.
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01-02-2006, 10:02 PM
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seeker
Location: home
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Let's play a guessing game........
suppository or tic tac or EWWW...those Harry potter beans really do taste like vomit
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01-02-2006, 10:06 PM
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Rawr!
Location: Edmontania
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While the chain inserted into the top of his head was painful, tod's true torture was the realization that he would never get the chance to play Elder scrolls: Oblivion.
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01-06-2006, 04:40 PM
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Non-smokers die everyday
Location: Montreal
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"Which brings us to our next example of the type of face the common North American douche bag makes when he is not quite used to the occasional snag from his newly acquired Prince Albert piercing. Notice the pronounced squinting, indicating the pain is real, not imagined."
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