lindalove

Brewmaniac

Left foot orange, Right foot A... what else could it be?

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"That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

vermin

I'm sure glad the revolution will not be televised.

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If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

Fly

i think i just wet myself...........

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

Johnny Pyro

I hope this won't get posted on the internet.

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"From delusion lead me to truth, from darkness lead me to light, from death lead me to eternal life. - Sheriff John Wydell

feelgood

Ok mom! I'm ready for the real thing

Daniel_

Following the success of "The Osbournes", CBS announces their latest ratings winner for the spring schedules "At Home With Satan"; this week, Satan Jr plays merry hell on his PS2 whilst dad sends out another batch of Nigerian Spam.

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Overhead, the Albatross hangs motionless upon the air,
And deep beneath the rolling waves,
In labyrinths of Coral Caves,
The Echo of a distant time
Comes willowing across the sand;
And everthing is Green and Submarine
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Slippery Slope

It comes with age... Do you have a caption for the pic?

fresnelly

"This looked cooler on the box."

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Building an artificial intelligence that appreciates Mozart is easy. Building an A.I. that appreciates a theme restaurant is the real challenge - Kit Roebuck - Nine Planets Without Intelligent Life

BBtB

To save the humanoids I must dance... dance... DANCE

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Meridae'n once played "death" at a game of chess that lasted for over two years. He finally beat death in a best 34 out of 67 match. At that time he could ask for any one thing and he could wish for the hope of all mankind... he looked death right in the eye and said ...

"I would like about three fiddy"

skier

This was the first time Jimmy got to let loose; his fundamentalist christian mother never let him have sweets.

On his 27th consequtive hour of DDR max extreme maniac edition he collapsed onto the mat, coke and barqs frothing out of his mouth, eyes bloodshot and unfocused.

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"Asking a bomb squad if an old bomb is still "real" is not the best thing to do if you want to save it." - denim

Willravel

Philip J. Fry, age 14.

wolf

After drinking a 6 pack of coke and two sobe energy drinks young Billy was able to complete a marathon run of dance-a-thon.

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Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as Gods. Cats have never forgotten this.

ZenFilthPig

"Okay the search results are back. Hey you're right, women are attrached to men who can dance... Dude we are so going to score!"

Bob Biter

- "What the fuck? Dad! How come the channel won't fucking change?!"
- "Hang on, son. I'm e-mailing the guy who sold me this and told me it would shut you up."

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A plan is just a list of things that don't happen.

absorbentishe

I sooooooo rule at this! Now if the game can only keep up with me...

Tachion

Dad, I don't see how this is going to help me become a ballerina.

Crack

"I hope this gets posted on TFP where it is aginst the rules to post pics of people under the age of 18!"

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Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex.

~Halx

skier

This is the best one so far

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"Asking a bomb squad if an old bomb is still "real" is not the best thing to do if you want to save it." - denim

SirLance

Having done nothing but play video games for 16 years, young Billy gets a new game which will help him re-learn to walk. Left foot, right foot, left foot...

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DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

pig

Billy thought having a famous dancer and choreographer videotape you learning to pop and lock sounded like a great idea; everyone likes a dancer. After a six pack of "Jesus Juice," the young man ceased to even pretend to be creeped out that Michael was furriously masturbating in the corner as he editted the footage.

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You don't love me, you just love my piggy style

Carno

Hahahahaha...


I have nothing to add.

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