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GoldenOuroboros · 06-03-2003, 03:26 PM

They Dodgy Quiz

In the clear
You can stand up straight and walk tall, no one's after you, unless they're trying to nick something from you! It's good to behave 100% correctly and to the letter of the law, though it's hardly life on the edge…

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 0.5 Potential fine: £0

Cool

Glory's Sun · 06-03-2003, 03:52 PM

Crooked
Ello, ello, ello… what 'ave we 'ere then…? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that is…)

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 32.5 Potential fine: £2000

umm the penalty for masturbating in Indonesia is decapitation.. which head?

bundy · 06-03-2003, 04:19 PM

Scoundrel

More than a bit naughty - you're heading for a spot of bother at this rate - that is if you're not already inside. You don't have to be perfect, but if no one says you're a bad person, they're wrong. You are.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 118 Potential fine: £9500

BubblegumTeflon · 06-04-2003, 04:08 AM

Risky

I know 'everyone's doing it', but that doesn't mean its legal. Ok - chances are slim that anyone is ever going to prosecute you, but it just takes one bit of bad luck. It may seem easier to take the quick, cheaper option, but they might just clamp down. Nah, you'll be fine? Well maybe not. Yeah its OK? Actually? Ooh. Aah.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes:

Years in prison: 26.5 Potential fine: £2000

Just a mite dodgy there.

rogue49 · 06-04-2003, 05:36 AM

Dubious
Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door…

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 13 Potential fine: £5000

bender · 06-04-2003, 08:16 AM

Criminal.
Years in Prision 112
potential fine 9500
But all my friends say I'm a nice guy.

cdwonderful · 06-04-2003, 08:20 AM

duboius, I am pretty well screwed

Prophecy · 06-04-2003, 08:30 AM

Risky
I know 'everyone's doing it', but that doesn't mean its legal. Ok - chances are slim that anyone is ever going to prosecute you, but it just takes one bit of bad luck. It may seem easier to take the quick, cheaper option, but they might just clamp down. Nah, you'll be fine… Well maybe not. Yeah its OK… Actually… Ooh. Aah.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 26 Potential fine: £2000

I didn't think I did that bad....

silverback · 06-04-2003, 09:32 PM

Dubious
Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door…

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 6 Potential fine: £5000

I guess i better keep a lookout for the law

Thraeryn · 06-04-2003, 09:46 PM

Dodgy
Alright geezer! Fancy yourself as a bit tasty? It may be against the law, but what they don't know won't hurt 'em eh? We know your heart's in the right place… but watch out or that place may be a 3 to 5 stretch in Pentonville with 'Mad' Frank, Harry the Horse and 'Wristy' Rich Richardson.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes:

Years in prison: 88 Potential fine: £7000

Good thing I live in Canada now, and will be going to TX, where anything is legal if you're male and straight.

TheDave87 · 06-04-2003, 09:52 PM

Risky

Years in prison: 12 Potential fine: £2000

Meridae'n · 06-04-2003, 10:12 PM

Criminal.

121 years behind bars and a 7,000 pound fine...

Fuck.

HockeyGuy · 06-05-2003, 07:54 AM

Years in prison: 19.5 Potential fine: £7000

hmmmm...

Ninja · 06-05-2003, 08:19 AM

Scoundrel
More than a bit naughty - you're heading for a spot of bother at this rate - that is if you're not already inside. You don't have to be perfect, but if no one says you're a bad person, they're wrong. You are.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 47.5 Potential fine: £4500

SaltPork · 06-05-2003, 10:19 AM

Scoundrel
More than a bit naughty - you're heading for a spot of bother at this rate - that is if you're not already inside. You don't have to be perfect, but if no one says you're a bad person, they're wrong. You are.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 111 Potential fine: £7000

madsenj37 · 06-05-2003, 10:43 AM

Dubious

Years in prison: 0 Potential fine: £2000

This and the geek quiz make me feel so out of place.

reconmike · 06-05-2003, 06:38 PM

Downright Nasty:

You're not just a law breaker, you're a pretty evil person… Some of those things you have done are gonna put you on a one way escalator going down when your time is up. Give up hope of changing, you're a lost cause!

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 132 Potential fine: £9500 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!

bender · 06-06-2003, 08:50 AM

Reconmike you've got 20 years on me, finally someone out there who makes me look good.

06-03-2003, 03:26 PM	#1 (permalink)
GoldenOuroboros The Cheshire Grin... Location: An Aussie Outback	How Dodgy are YOU! They Dodgy Quiz In the clear You can stand up straight and walk tall, no one's after you, unless they're trying to nick something from you! It's good to behave 100% correctly and to the letter of the law, though it's hardly life on the edge… Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*: Years in prison: 0.5 Potential fine: £0 Cool __________________ Can you see me grin grin grrriiiiinnnning?!

06-03-2003, 04:19 PM	#3 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	Scoundrel More than a bit naughty - you're heading for a spot of bother at this rate - that is if you're not already inside. You don't have to be perfect, but if no one says you're a bad person, they're wrong. You are. Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes: Years in prison: 118 Potential fine: £9500 __________________ Ohayo!!!*

06-04-2003, 08:20 AM	#7 (permalink)
cdwonderful another passenger Location: Youngstown, Ohio	duboius, I am pretty well screwed __________________ Never try to teach a pig to whistle it wastes your time, and annoys the pig.....

06-04-2003, 08:30 AM	#8 (permalink)
Prophecy Oracle & Apollyon Location: Limbus Patrum	Risky I know 'everyone's doing it', but that doesn't mean its legal. Ok - chances are slim that anyone is ever going to prosecute you, but it just takes one bit of bad luck. It may seem easier to take the quick, cheaper option, but they might just clamp down. Nah, you'll be fine… Well maybe not. Yeah its OK… Actually… Ooh. Aah. Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes: Years in prison: 26 Potential fine: £2000* I didn't think I did that bad.... __________________ La Disciplina È La Mia Spada, La Fede È Il Mio Schermo, Non salti Ciecamente In Incertezza, E Potete Raccogliere Le Ricompense.

06-04-2003, 09:52 PM	#11 (permalink)
TheDave87 Psycho Location: The Amish Wastelands of Ohio	Risky Years in prison: 12 Potential fine: £2000 __________________ Honk if you've never seen an uzi fired from a car window!

06-03-2003, 03:52 PM	#2 (permalink)
Glory's Sun Registered User	Crooked Ello, ello, ello… what 'ave we 'ere then…? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that is…) Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*: Years in prison: 32.5 Potential fine: £2000 umm the penalty for masturbating in Indonesia is decapitation.. which head?

06-04-2003, 04:08 AM	#4 (permalink)
BubblegumTeflon Insane	Risky I know 'everyone's doing it', but that doesn't mean its legal. Ok - chances are slim that anyone is ever going to prosecute you, but it just takes one bit of bad luck. It may seem easier to take the quick, cheaper option, but they might just clamp down. Nah, you'll be fine? Well maybe not. Yeah its OK? Actually? Ooh. Aah. Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes: Years in prison: 26.5 Potential fine: £2000 Just a mite dodgy there.

06-04-2003, 05:36 AM	#5 (permalink)
rogue49 Loser	Dubious Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door… Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*: Years in prison: 13 Potential fine: £5000

06-04-2003, 08:16 AM	#6 (permalink)
bender Addict Location: around the corner	Criminal. Years in Prision 112 potential fine 9500 But all my friends say I'm a nice guy.

06-04-2003, 09:32 PM	#9 (permalink)
silverback Registered User Location: texas	Dubious Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door… Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*: Years in prison: 6 Potential fine: £5000 I guess i better keep a lookout for the law

06-04-2003, 09:46 PM	#10 (permalink)
Thraeryn Loser	Dodgy Alright geezer! Fancy yourself as a bit tasty? It may be against the law, but what they don't know won't hurt 'em eh? We know your heart's in the right place… but watch out or that place may be a 3 to 5 stretch in Pentonville with 'Mad' Frank, Harry the Horse and 'Wristy' Rich Richardson. Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes: Years in prison: 88 Potential fine: £7000 Good thing I live in Canada now, and will be going to TX, where anything is legal if you're male and straight.

06-04-2003, 10:12 PM	#12 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	Criminal. 121 years behind bars and a 7,000 pound fine... Fuck. __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

06-05-2003, 07:54 AM	#13 (permalink)
HockeyGuy Psycho Location: London, England	Years in prison: 19.5 Potential fine: £7000 hmmmm...

06-05-2003, 08:19 AM	#14 (permalink)
Ninja Fruit on the Bottom Hope on Top	Scoundrel More than a bit naughty - you're heading for a spot of bother at this rate - that is if you're not already inside. You don't have to be perfect, but if no one says you're a bad person, they're wrong. You are. Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*: Years in prison: 47.5 Potential fine: £4500

06-05-2003, 10:19 AM	#15 (permalink)
SaltPork Everything's better with bacon Location: In your local grocer's freezer.	Scoundrel More than a bit naughty - you're heading for a spot of bother at this rate - that is if you're not already inside. You don't have to be perfect, but if no one says you're a bad person, they're wrong. You are. Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*: Years in prison: 111 Potential fine: £7000 __________________ It was like that when I got here....I swear.

06-05-2003, 10:43 AM	#16 (permalink)
madsenj37 Still searching... Location: NorCal For Life	Dubious Years in prison: 0 Potential fine: £2000 This and the geek quiz make me feel so out of place. __________________ "Only two things are certain: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not certain about the universe." -- Albert Einstein

06-05-2003, 06:38 PM	#17 (permalink)
reconmike Thank You Jesus Location: Twilight Zone	Downright Nasty: You're not just a law breaker, you're a pretty evil person… Some of those things you have done are gonna put you on a one way escalator going down when your time is up. Give up hope of changing, you're a lost cause! Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*: Years in prison: 132 Potential fine: £9500 Plus a possibility of the death penalty! __________________ Where is Darwin when ya need him?

06-06-2003, 08:50 AM	#18 (permalink)
bender Addict Location: around the corner	Reconmike you've got 20 years on me, finally someone out there who makes me look good.