Ask Puf-Puf!
 

For those of you who don't know Puf-Puf is a mytical creature type seal and my avatar. Refer to my signature for more about Puf-Puf. Anyways, Puf-Puf can be considered a professor of philosophy, so shoot your questions at him and he will answers in the Puf-Puffiest way possible.


All answers to you questions are from him, not me.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck IF a woodchuck COULD chuck wood?

Puf-Puf : A woodpuf wouldpuf as much as a woodpuf could if a woodpuf could puf puf.

Do you love me?

What's heaven like?

Are you gay?

How do you type with flippers on?

Better question. How would he type with the flippers off?

Don't you think we have enough "ask whoever" threads going already?

Diablo:

Puf

Not puffed puf

Puf puf puf PUUUUUF!!!

KWSN:
Puf puf pointy flipper tips puf puf puf.

BBtB:
Puff puf end of my arm bones puf.

Midlandmadman:

Puf definitely puf.

Bones:
Like a puf-puf smooth-puf.

If Jimmy cracked corn and no one cared... Why does he keep doing it?

Because "Jimmy" has the puf of a puf!

What is the Grinch's second name?

What is the true key to eternal life?

What's lurking under President Bush's bed?

Where can I get a Puf-Puf?

Do you taste like chicken?

Bones1: I am Puf-Puf, not Puff-Puff.
Bones1 follow-up : Puf, I taste like puf and puf fat.

Pyrate1:
Puf of puf.

Pyrate2:
Pufing

Pyrate3:
My cous-puf, Pif-Pif.

Pyrate4:
A home-puf kit-puf from www.haancrafts.com...puf


Bones2:
Why are you puffing about Rosie O' Puf?

Boco: Like I puffed before I puf like a puf full of fat-puf.

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