Gebbinn

OK, this is a humorous post, something to laugh about...

I used to have a CSM in the army who had three favorite sayings...

1. Im so stupid I could jump in a barrel of titties and come out holding my ass

2. Im so stupid I could fall in a bucket of pussy and come out sucking my thumb

3. The only school I ever finished first in my class is alcohol rehab.


So, now the question, what sayings do you have?

stan the man

im so stupid, i tried to drop acid but the car battery fell on my foot

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long live the hud

KWSN

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Your arms are broken!

WhoaitsZ

I'm so stupid my legs don't work!!

zmbabwe

I'm so stupid when I fall I floa in the air!

scapegoat

Ohh Ya bones??

zmbabwe

I'm so stupid that when I go golfing and have to address the ball I say, "Hello ball."

i8one2

Im so stupid most people call me dumbass as a first name.

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LEATHER, LATEX and LACE "SSC"
"Nothing That Gives Pleasure is Bad"

Quality is for those who know
what they want and are at peace with what they have.

"S/M is about emotion; the erotic tension between my impulse toward something and my resistance against it."-- Virginia Barker

GakFace

I'm so smart, I'm not even going to post here to prove my worth!

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RoboBlaster:
Welcome to the club! Not that I'm in the club. And there really isn'a a club in the first place. But if there was a club and if I was in it, I would definitely welcome you to it.

World's King

I'm so stupid that 'm too stupid to realize just how truly stupid I really am.

Duh?

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heavy is the head that wears the crown

zmbabwe

I'm so stupid I can't think of an example to prove my stupidity.

K-Billy

I'm so stupid I don't understand most of these jokes

myMHz

Huh?

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"The radio business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs.

There's also a negative side."

JadziaDax

I'm not going to argue with any of you

myMHz

Huh?

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"The radio business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs.

There's also a negative side."

PorscheBunny

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This post has been sanitized for your protection by the Ministry of Information of Oceania.

Mango

I'm so stupid I'm here.

Hedgehog

I don't get it...

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Wait a minute! Where am I, and why am I in this handbasket?

RenegadeSoul

Im so stupid, I bought a book about how to read

Somenosuke

I'm so stupid, I accidentally bought gay porn once.

(Actually, that's not true. The twin's friend did that.)

Um... I'm so stupid.. I.. hell. I can't think of anything. I guess that makes me really stupid.

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.

reconmike

i once ate a claymore.

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Where is Darwin when ya need him?

galaxygirl

I was stupide enough to read this entire thread, and still not be able to come up with a witty reply.

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Drawing strength from His acceptance, offering all that I am and ever will be

Macheath

I'm so stupid I was able to read this whole thread without being able to come up with a witty reply and I couldn't even think of something different from what galaxygirl had already said.

TerresqueÜ

I'm so stupid a blonde beat me in a spelling contest!

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Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum

http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

pazza

i think this says it all

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The above thoughts are not necessarily the thoughts of this user.

Ashton

GIS for Stupid......

World's King

*head tilts to the side*

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heavy is the head that wears the crown

Ashton

Like this?

myMHz

Mongo like candy!!

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"The radio business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs.

There's also a negative side."

mike2360

Um, I don't remember why

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justMike

Miranda

i'm so stu....i forget now where was i going with that? oh look! a bird!!!

Hycdubg

I'm so stupid, I contributed to this thread!!

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Alice, that dog has been licking his own asshole for three hours. I would venture to say that there is nothing there that requires more than an hour's attention. So I would suggest that whatever he's attempting to dislodge is either gone for good....or there to stay.

-The Long Kiss Goodnight_

zf0enix

I'm so stupid, if I was any smarter I'd be a rock.

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One step closer to the edge...

Karby

...i'm so...um...uh....damn. i forgot the question...

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~my karma ran over my dogma.~

Troublebot

I'm so stupid that the fact that this sentence came out coherently and spelled correctly is more a sign of good luck and coincidence that any intellengence that I may have.

Uh oh, I pooped myself.

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Howard Moon: The wind is my only friend.
Wind: [whistling] I hate you.

liquid_dreams

i'm so dumb that i can stand next to a fridge and ask "where's the fridge... again?"

BubblegumTeflon

"What are you, stupid or something?"
"Yeah. So?"
-John Mendoza

rockogre

Stoopid? Not stoopid! Whut? I like red buttons bestest.

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Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you,
Jesus Christ and the American G. I.
One died for your soul, the other for your freedom

Doc_34465

I'm here arent I? Need I say more?

You all make me feel so much better about myself..

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"Badgers?!? We don't need no stinking Badgers!!"

"Now.. The mushrooms? Yeah, I'll have some more!"

Does he have a name? Can I name him Dancey Mcgee? Spinach_Indeed

myMHz

A pig pen is something to write with.

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"The radio business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs.

There's also a negative side."