Charlatan

this weekend, despite a reasonable effort and a strong desire to be drunk, I was terribly sober.

it was a sobering experience.

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

Fly

straight as an arrow here.............but..............


.................that'll change.

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

uncle phil

kinda like betting that the sun will rise in the morning...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Fly

i am that predictable aren't i?

oh...........and the sun is up here already phil.........might as well get started eh?

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SterlingStudios

Tophat665

Sober again. Not so much last night. Makers Mark and Homebrew. Neither have much fiber in them. Grr.
The clear light of Sobriety gifts me with a full appreciation of the after-effects of the lack thereof.

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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

BadNick

Do we have the will power to stay away from Mexican beer today? Do we even want to stay away from Mexican beer today? If you don't like Mexican beer is it OK to drink any other kind of beer? Why am I asking all these questions instead of just drinking beer? Why does Cinco de Mayo only happen once a year? Is it OK if I drink lots of beer on other days? Anybody know any answers to these questions?

ring

I am sober,and I plan to stay that way.
It feels good.

This coffee sure tastes good.

Tophat665

I'm so sober that I am seeing Grey Elephants. At the Zoo.

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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

uncle phil

2 B & Cs at the golf course with lunch and i'm still sober...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Tophat665

An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Polish fellow walk into a bar.

The Brit says, "Barkeep, a W&W if you please."

"W&W?" quoth the bartender?

"Whiskey and water, my good man. Whiskey and water."

So the bartender pours the Englishman a whiskey and water and heads down the bar to the Frenchman who orders, "Un RW, sil vous plait."

The barkeep says, "Not familiar with an RW. Is that a French thing?"

"Only if you do it right," says the Frenchman, "Red wine."

"Red Wine. Check. Coming up," and the bartender pours him one.

Now, the Polish fellow is impressed with the suave and secret language the other Europeans have displayed in their orders, so he decides to give it a shot himself, so when the bartender says, "And what can I get for you?" the Polack says, "a 15."

"What," the long suffering publician asks, "is a 15?"



"Seven and Seven"

/ Thanks, I'll be here all the week.

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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

ring

still sober....
fun to have my witties still wit me too.