I'm Sober!!!!
 

I've been sitting here all day and I haven't had a drink! I am soooooo sober.

My GOD! I don't think I've ever been this sober and posting on the interweb... what about you?

Have you ever been as sober as this? I doubt it...



Man, I am going to be hurting tomorrow when this sobriety wears off.

Oh man, me too...just a few hours ago I didn't spend two hours praying to the porcelain goddess after not downing 8 shots of Tequila!

I am so hungunder.

Hahah...yeah, me too. After the pub crawl on Saturday, I haven't touched a drink at all. Sober as a goddamn judge.

Well im not!

Oh man! I totally had 4 glasses of water today! I am so hydrated! Woo!

I'm so sober my head hurts ... whats the doctor's prescription?

Hair of the dog!

My parents are visiting... stupid soberville here. *yawn*

Went to the fridge the fredge was bare, went to my wallet the wallet was bare.....gonna be a verrrrrry long weekend!!!!!

I am so on the sobriety wagon I should join, Non-alcoholic beverages anonymous...


Hello my name is Charltan and I don't have a drinking problem.

Man, I am like... no sheets to the wind right now.

Totally nonshitfaced.

I am SO sorry.
While I am cold sober at the moment, I have a fridge quite literally full of beer, about half of which I made myself.

Flip side is I really can't use it this weekend while I try and get the nicotine out of my system.

I am so conscious right now.

I am so legally able to drive and operate heavy machinery and firearms.

I am so not going to have a good excuse for staring at that hot teachers tits.

I really should go out and operate heavy machinery right now while I have the chance.

*can't partake in thread*

That's OK flyman... I think I am sober enough for both of us.

I am as sober as a minister's wife on a month of Sundays.

My advice is to take 2 shots and call me in... actually dont call just repeat the 2 shots as needed until you cure yourself of your problem.

Well I can safely say that I wasn't all that sober last night and now I am quite hung-over.

Christmas parties can do that to a guy.

just call me judge fly..............



for now eh!!!!

Wow. This might be a first. :lol:

don't forget about the "for now" man..........



:thumbsup:

going out drinking with my golf partner in about five minutes, but right now my breath could grow flowers...

So that's why you have a shit eating grin... :lol:

ahahhhahha...........he fuckin' nailed ya' phil.......... :D



*atta boy Charlie........hit 'em while they're down*

Reality creeping in, everything so god damn logical and crystal clear. Naked Lunch has NOTHING on being sober!

I'm high. Would that be considered sober?

Uh oh! One glass of My Dad's Recipe Egg Nog and... I'm posting in the wrong thread!

I've got over sixty lbs of malted grain, 10 oz hops, 3 lbs each of malt extract and unrefined sugar, a couple billion yeast cells happily budding away in a starter solution, recipes for a double IPA at 10% abv and an oatmeal stout at half that, vague intentions of getting a second running off the double IPA mash (thus generating 16 1/2 gallons of beer), but all that starts turning to beer on Sunday. Today, well, I'm a little messed up on cold med'cine but more or less sober.

fuck me...just...fuck me...

that he did...

You know... you really aren't my type. But can I make a suggestion? You will have better luck finding someone if you brush your teeth... :lol:

Phil, you'd also have better luck if you went into a thread titled "I'm Drunk and Horny!!!" than you would in one titled "I'm Sober!!!"

i quit....

AA is for quiters phil.........

so, if i get drunk and get laid i can get back in the club?

wait, i need to be sober?

never mind...

*passes by thread once again*

Depressingly and overtly sober. Have to go back to work tomorrow. Spent much of my 11 day vacation unable to post here. Wait.... do muscle relaxers count? Oops..

/slinks out door.

I went to a bar and I asked for a drink,
They gave me a glass and they showed me the sink.

CHORUS:
Hallelujah, I'm a bum,
Hallelujah, bum again,
Hallelujah, give us a handout
To revive us again.

I'm off the wagon for the moment... Hendrick's and Tonic in hand... lalala

you doin' that with the cucumber slice, like it suggests?