martinguerre

stone, and cold.

most unfortunate.

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Fly

*says nothing*














no need too..........yummmmmmm


*okay...says something*

1 oz creme de cacao

1/2 oz bailey's

top it off with coffee

stir with a mother fucking cinnamon stick baby...

(whip creme is extra eh)

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Fly

stoned, and cold.

most fortunate.

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Stiltzkin

I'm so sober that it's been like two years since I even got buzzed at all.

Charlatan

nahhh... that would be fruity.


I can't believe I hijacked my own thread...

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- Old Man Luedecke

uncle phil

try it.....

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Tophat665

Sounds like you could top that off with swampwater and it would be yummy. (Of course, if you also threw in an ounce and a half of brandy, then you'd really be in business.)

Unfortunately, I am decidedly un-buzzed right now. Perhaps in a few moments....

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noodle

I'm so sober I'm going to have a damn hang-under tomorrow.

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martinguerre

sotally tober. i swear.

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For God so loved creation, that God sent God's only Son that whosoever believed should not perish, but have everlasting life.

-John 3:16

Charlatan

Judges have nothing on me...

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- Old Man Luedecke

Fly

i am so hung sober right now........

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Astrocloud

I don't believe that anyone here is sober.

uncle phil

/me begins to build his second bourbon and coke of the evening, whilst preparing an evening repast of stuffed grouper with wild rice...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Naked Communist

Take me drunk, I'm home!

.....nah, I'm sober as a hangin' judge on Easter Sunday...unfortunately. Sigh.

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...inside the museums infinity goes up on trial. Voices echo "this is what salvation must be like after a while"...

Charlatan

You could bottle my blood and market it as "instant sobriety".

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- Old Man Luedecke

Charlatan

I can't believe I am sober again...

I mean really... what the fuck?!?!

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Giant Hamburger

Get off

before it is too late!

Fly

that's you 2nd from the right eh GH?


.........and yeah...........it's already too late.

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Giant Hamburger

That is not me.
No wagon can contain me.

lktknow

been sober now for 23 years, or so......but I drank like I thought prohibition was going in the next day..
and you know what they say..."If you quit drinking, you don't live longer, it just seems longer"

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uncle phil

spill the wine and take that pearl...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

ring

A little hair of the gnome that bit me,
will suffice.

Tophat665

Well, I'm not up on my gnomenclature at the moment, and IB 38, But I am surely sober enough to star in a hollywood movie. I'm as sober as three judges. Four is one of them is Irish. I have less booze in me right now than Kolob.

I am so sober I feel like I ought to go watch Meet the Press, but that's not until tomorrow.

/ Jesus wants his fucking whistle.

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ring

Well ok then.

Jocke

I haven't had money to drink for on a very long time now so I'm experiencing one of the worst hungunders in all my life right now... but I kinda like it.

Charlatan

Sobriety can really sap the life out of you. I need a beer.

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- Old Man Luedecke

Tophat665

I am so sober, Tool's lawyer called me to tell me that I better have a drink soon or he's going to sue me for royalties.

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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Charlatan

I long for the oblivion of cheap spirits.

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- Old Man Luedecke

SSJTWIZTA

to quote Caustic Christ:
"Sobriety Sucks"

you know its odd, i googled the lyrics for this song, and one of my post here on the tfp is the 7th down.

Char, i basically live on cheap spirits. we cant all afford the good stuff.

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Then they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist.
Then they came for the trade unionists and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist
Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me.
-Pastor Martin Niemoller

ring

delirium tremens

SSJTWIZTA

Myes, myes. DT's all the way.

speaking of which, i would really enjoy a sam adams right now.

::shakes:: need....seasonal...beer.

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First they came for the Jews and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist.
Then they came for the trade unionists and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist
Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me.
-Pastor Martin Niemoller

ring

oh dude....
hey..

later...cannttt typeee to welll.....yet...

Sigh....

snowy

I have actually been on that wagon! Several times, in fact. I'd post a picture, but in all of them I am a minor. Bummer.

I'm sober at the moment. Can't say what I'll be like later.

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Fly

sorry Charliw......pretty pissef right now.so....................i'll jusy go.

weeeeeeee..............


far from sover her..........not bad tying thouht eh?????>?>>?


later man.......



i fuckin' love you eh.........

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Charlatan

I love you too fly...

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- Old Man Luedecke

ring

I was sober fifteen minutes ago....
no I lied...
two hours ago...

I wasn't any fun.

Charlatan

I was very *not* sober a day or so ago. It was good for a while and then it was not. The key to a lack of sobriety is the amount of sobriety you are lacking.

I am painfully sober now.

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- Old Man Luedecke

Tophat665

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
-WC Fields (or Henny Youngman - one of them said this, one of them said something else very like it.)

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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

SSJTWIZTA

yeah i just ran out of pot and theres no beer in the fridge.

it looks like ill have to do something -shudders-...

... Productive

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First they came for the Jews and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist.
Then they came for the trade unionists and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist
Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me.
-Pastor Martin Niemoller

Grasshopper Green

I'm so sober right now. I could totally pass a breathalyzer test. AND count backwards from 100. AND walk a straight line on the shoulder.

Yep. Completely sober.

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Formerly Medusa