stone, and cold.

most unfortunate.

*says nothing*



http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...finecoffee.jpg










no need too..........yummmmmmm


*okay...says something*

1 oz creme de cacao

1/2 oz bailey's

top it off with coffee

stir with a mother fucking cinnamon stick baby...:D

(whip creme is extra eh)

:thumbsup:

stoned, and cold.

most fortunate.




:D

I'm so sober that it's been like two years since I even got buzzed at all.

nahhh... that would be fruity.


I can't believe I hijacked my own thread...

try it.....

Sounds like you could top that off with swampwater and it would be yummy. (Of course, if you also threw in an ounce and a half of brandy, then you'd really be in business.)

Unfortunately, I am decidedly un-buzzed right now. Perhaps in a few moments....

I'm so sober I'm going to have a damn hang-under tomorrow.

sotally tober. i swear.

Judges have nothing on me...

i am so hung sober right now........

I don't believe that anyone here is sober.

/me begins to build his second bourbon and coke of the evening, whilst preparing an evening repast of stuffed grouper with wild rice...

Take me drunk, I'm home!

.....nah, I'm sober as a hangin' judge on Easter Sunday...unfortunately. Sigh.

You could bottle my blood and market it as "instant sobriety".

I can't believe I am sober again...

I mean really... what the fuck?!?!

Get off
http://www.daveharrisdrums.com/image...he_Wagon_I.JPG
before it is too late!

that's you 2nd from the right eh GH?


.........and yeah...........it's already too late.

That is not me.
No wagon can contain me.

sober
 

been sober now for 23 years, or so......but I drank like I thought prohibition was going in the next day..
and you know what they say..."If you quit drinking, you don't live longer, it just seems longer"

spill the wine and take that pearl...

A little hair of the gnome that bit me,
will suffice.

Well, I'm not up on my gnomenclature at the moment, and IB 38, But I am surely sober enough to star in a hollywood movie. I'm as sober as three judges. Four is one of them is Irish. I have less booze in me right now than Kolob.

I am so sober I feel like I ought to go watch Meet the Press, but that's not until tomorrow.

/ Jesus wants his fucking whistle.

Well ok then.

I haven't had money to drink for on a very long time now so I'm experiencing one of the worst hungunders in all my life right now... but I kinda like it.

Sobriety can really sap the life out of you. I need a beer.

I am so sober, Tool's lawyer called me to tell me that I better have a drink soon or he's going to sue me for royalties.

I long for the oblivion of cheap spirits.

to quote Caustic Christ:
"Sobriety Sucks"

you know its odd, i googled the lyrics for this song, and one of my post here on the tfp is the 7th down.

Char, i basically live on cheap spirits. we cant all afford the good stuff.

http://www.thewhiskyexchange.com/Pro...N%2FBLA7&w=150

delirium tremens

Myes, myes. DT's all the way.

speaking of which, i would really enjoy a sam adams right now.

::shakes:: need....seasonal...beer.

oh dude....
hey..

later...cannttt typeee to welll.....yet...

Sigh....

I have actually been on that wagon! Several times, in fact. I'd post a picture, but in all of them I am a minor. Bummer.

I'm sober at the moment. Can't say what I'll be like later.

sorry Charliw......pretty pissef right now.so....................i'll jusy go.

weeeeeeee..............


far from sover her..........not bad tying thouht eh?????>?>>?


later man.......



i fuckin' love you eh.........

I love you too fly... :lol:

I was sober fifteen minutes ago....
no I lied...
two hours ago...

I wasn't any fun.

I was very *not* sober a day or so ago. It was good for a while and then it was not. The key to a lack of sobriety is the amount of sobriety you are lacking.

I am painfully sober now.

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
-WC Fields (or Henny Youngman - one of them said this, one of them said something else very like it.)

yeah i just ran out of pot and theres no beer in the fridge.

it looks like ill have to do something -shudders-...

... Productive

I'm so sober right now. I could totally pass a breathalyzer test. AND count backwards from 100. AND walk a straight line on the shoulder.

Yep. Completely sober.