feelgood

Ok, I have the house all to myself. My brother is currently 500 km north of Calgary, my parent is leaving Thursday to head to Vancouver for the Grey Cup champion, my step sister is 200 km away in lethbridge to attend school and I'm confident that I can dump my step brother off at his dad's place. So, that means I'm clear to have the house all to myself with only 1 restriction: I gotta work on Sunday night at 6.

So, plan away!

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bernadette

Make the family proud. Get out in the yard & pull all the weeds.
GO! GO! GO!

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feelgood

Are you nuts? There's snow everywhere!

*Another TFPer Calgarian informs FG that it hasn't snowed yet*

I repeat, there's snow everywhere!

Now that you've mentioned it, my room and car could use some cleaning...badly

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Looking out the window, that's an act of war. Staring at my shoes, that's an act of war. Committing an act of war? Oh you better believe that's an act of war

skier

Yeah... stupid weather....

you can still go out to the mountains and go skiing because it's close
or you could party. kegs and nubile coeds everywhere

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Johnny Pyro

House to yourself? Hmmmmm......sleep and hardcore masturbating. You know, really get into it.

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Fly

wine,women and song.................

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feelgood

That kinda got worn out after while...

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Brewmaniac

Party! Wild women! Yea!

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Toaster126

Have you seen the movie Risky Buisness? I think you know what you have to do.

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feelgood

For those of you wondering...

Friday night after work:
Went to Safeway and brought lots of food and rent couple DVD. Got stoned and pigged myself out. Passed out when the second movie came on

Saturday night:
Woke up with a headache. Went to see Harry Potter again. Ate Sushi and got Chinese takeout, beer. Drank 10 can of beer within 4 hours, got stoned, played texas hold em poker with some friends and came home, passed out again

Sunday night:
Woke up with no headache (Werid, no headache with beer and yet headache with food) Watched Grey Cup, went to work. Came home, drank the last 5 can of beer through beer bong (Yes, its possible to do it on your own) and smoked whats left of my weed. Currently not passed out and wondering who the fuck am i talking to on MSN. Prediction: Will pass out after pigging out again.

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Looking out the window, that's an act of war. Staring at my shoes, that's an act of war. Committing an act of war? Oh you better believe that's an act of war

ryfo

Just remember to have the house reasonably clean for your olds, not too clean as that will make them over-curious about what you got up to and they may hassle for details

Astrocloud

Why be selfish? Open a soup kitchen. Better yet, Poison the Bums ala "Arsenic and Old Lace". Bury the bodies in the basement. Wait till they stink before telling anyone.

uncle phil

fuck me if i'm going to canada in the winter...

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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Tophat665

You need badly to set something on fire. Like a building.

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Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.