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Old 11-24-2005, 12:13 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Plan my weekend!

Ok, I have the house all to myself. My brother is currently 500 km north of Calgary, my parent is leaving Thursday to head to Vancouver for the Grey Cup champion, my step sister is 200 km away in lethbridge to attend school and I'm confident that I can dump my step brother off at his dad's place. So, that means I'm clear to have the house all to myself with only 1 restriction: I gotta work on Sunday night at 6.

So, plan away!
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Old 11-24-2005, 12:16 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Make the family proud. Get out in the yard & pull all the weeds.
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Old 11-24-2005, 12:21 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Are you nuts? There's snow everywhere!

*Another TFPer Calgarian informs FG that it hasn't snowed yet*

I repeat, there's snow everywhere!

Now that you've mentioned it, my room and car could use some cleaning...badly
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Old 11-24-2005, 02:48 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Yeah... stupid weather....

you can still go out to the mountains and go skiing because it's close
or you could party. kegs and nubile coeds everywhere
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Old 11-24-2005, 03:49 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Location: Massachusetts (Redneck, white boy town. I hate it here.)
House to yourself? Hmmmmm......sleep and hardcore masturbating. You know, really get into it.
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Old 11-24-2005, 04:13 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 11-24-2005, 11:39 AM   #7 (permalink)
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House to yourself? Hmmmmm......sleep and hardcore masturbating. You know, really get into it.
That kinda got worn out after while...
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Old 11-25-2005, 02:00 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Old 11-25-2005, 02:36 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Have you seen the movie Risky Buisness? I think you know what you have to do.
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Old 11-27-2005, 09:59 PM   #10 (permalink)
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For those of you wondering...

Friday night after work:
Went to Safeway and brought lots of food and rent couple DVD. Got stoned and pigged myself out. Passed out when the second movie came on

Saturday night:
Woke up with a headache. Went to see Harry Potter again. Ate Sushi and got Chinese takeout, beer. Drank 10 can of beer within 4 hours, got stoned, played texas hold em poker with some friends and came home, passed out again

Sunday night:
Woke up with no headache (Werid, no headache with beer and yet headache with food) Watched Grey Cup, went to work. Came home, drank the last 5 can of beer through beer bong (Yes, its possible to do it on your own) and smoked whats left of my weed. Currently not passed out and wondering who the fuck am i talking to on MSN. Prediction: Will pass out after pigging out again.
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Old 11-28-2005, 12:23 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Just remember to have the house reasonably clean for your olds, not too clean as that will make them over-curious about what you got up to and they may hassle for details
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Old 11-28-2005, 04:21 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Why be selfish? Open a soup kitchen. Better yet, Poison the Bums ala "Arsenic and Old Lace". Bury the bodies in the basement. Wait till they stink before telling anyone.
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Old 11-28-2005, 05:09 PM   #13 (permalink)
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fuck me if i'm going to canada in the winter...
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Old 11-28-2005, 07:55 PM   #14 (permalink)
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You need badly to set something on fire. Like a building.
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