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Old 12-03-2005, 08:31 PM   #201 (permalink)
it's jam
 
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Nice...as in straight up with no ice.
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Old 12-04-2005, 05:11 PM   #202 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
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olive...just slip it in that ol' gin there...
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Old 12-04-2005, 06:01 PM   #203 (permalink)
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Old 12-04-2005, 07:46 PM   #204 (permalink)
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Queen Mother - Gin and drambuie in a martini glass with a prune.
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Old 12-04-2005, 08:04 PM   #205 (permalink)
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RAAAAAAALLLLLPHHHHH...........


you know......when you're huggin' the throne on a bad bumpy ride.
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Old 12-04-2005, 08:42 PM   #206 (permalink)
Une petite chou
 
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Whoa. hope no one caught that prior to my edit. Apparently, I've done fergotten my alphabet.

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Old 12-04-2005, 09:13 PM   #207 (permalink)
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T for two....blueberry Tea that is.
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Old 12-05-2005, 04:36 AM   #208 (permalink)
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U is for Ultimator - Dach's Doppelbock
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Old 12-05-2005, 05:08 AM   #209 (permalink)
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V is for VOX - a very cool vodka from the netherlands..
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Old 12-05-2005, 05:18 AM   #210 (permalink)
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Wobbly pops baby.................
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Old 12-05-2005, 03:23 PM   #211 (permalink)
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statie: "and just how many beers did you have tonight, son, before you drove this fine piece of machinery into the laundromat?"

young uncle phil: "'XACKLY one, mr. law enforcement ossifer, sir...about 27 times...(hehe)"
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
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Old 12-06-2005, 03:30 PM   #212 (permalink)
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Yeller over to dat bartender to get me another drink!
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Old 12-07-2005, 05:37 PM   #213 (permalink)
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zinfandel, colored white of course...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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Old 12-07-2005, 05:43 PM   #214 (permalink)
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A is for Another, as in, I'll have another. Also for Ass. My ass. What I'll need to get up off of if I want to get another, because the Force doesn't work so well for me. It's not like I'm Anakin Skywalker.

All right!

Another A.

Awesome.
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Old 12-07-2005, 08:33 PM   #215 (permalink)
it's jam
 
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Belch...a nice beer belch
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Old 12-08-2005, 01:46 AM   #216 (permalink)
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C is for cirrhosis...which I'll have after trying the last 200 things.
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Old 12-08-2005, 03:20 PM   #217 (permalink)
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daniel, as in jack...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 12-08-2005, 07:39 PM   #218 (permalink)
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Everclear, baby.
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Old 12-12-2005, 04:56 PM   #219 (permalink)
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FREE BEER!!!
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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Old 12-13-2005, 07:06 PM   #220 (permalink)
it's jam
 
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Guzzling free beer fron uncle phil!
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Old 12-13-2005, 08:24 PM   #221 (permalink)
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HAMMERED


....thanks for the fuckin' Maderia eh splck........
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Old 12-14-2005, 04:25 AM   #222 (permalink)
through charlatans phone
 
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Ingrate, eh splck.....
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Old 12-14-2005, 05:01 AM   #223 (permalink)
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Jackass............yes you joe after too many wobblies





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Old 12-14-2005, 05:36 PM   #224 (permalink)
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did i do "KETEL 1" yet?
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
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you both get dirty;
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Old 12-18-2005, 12:12 PM   #225 (permalink)
...is a comical chap
 
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LIQUOR!! Forget the beer and wine..pass me the hard stuff please...
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Old 12-19-2005, 02:58 PM   #226 (permalink)
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"have some MADEIRA, m'dear..."
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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you both get dirty;
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Old 12-21-2005, 06:26 PM   #227 (permalink)
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Nod... as in Nod Off... if you have one too many when you're already worn out & tired.
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Old 12-21-2005, 07:34 PM   #228 (permalink)
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Ouzo...good times with that stuff.
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Old 12-22-2005, 04:19 AM   #229 (permalink)
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Paddyjoe roundly endorses...
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Old 12-22-2005, 04:24 AM   #230 (permalink)
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Quahogs - great with tabasco sauce and some ice cold beer to chase them down with...
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Old 12-22-2005, 05:25 AM   #231 (permalink)
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Redbull apparently goes well with Vodka... not that I would drink the stuff... yech.
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Old 12-22-2005, 05:56 AM   #232 (permalink)
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Slammin'.........like on a hot summer day you can just keep slammin' the wobblies down
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Old 12-22-2005, 12:51 PM   #233 (permalink)
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tickle my taste buds with a tequila sunrise...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
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