Alcoholic Alphabet - Page 5 - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

maleficent · 11-16-2005, 02:46 PM

B for a Bra removed thru a sleeve and auctioned off to the drunkest patron...

/me hears things ya know..

bernadette · 11-16-2005, 02:51 PM

C is for Crazy Town, the location of the nonsense forum's pub.

Tophat665 · 11-16-2005, 04:31 PM

B is for B&B, Bendictine & Brandy

splck · 11-16-2005, 04:36 PM

D is for drunk, which tophat must be.

Fly · 11-16-2005, 06:54 PM

Excess...........and lots of it

splck · 11-16-2005, 07:09 PM

F is for flyman.....I needn't say more.

paddyjoe · 11-16-2005, 07:14 PM

G

i've said it before...

Tophat665 · 11-16-2005, 07:31 PM

H is Heaping Handfuls of Healthful Hops!

splck · 11-16-2005, 07:41 PM

Imbibe....oh yeah baby..imbibe.

bernadette · 11-16-2005, 07:45 PM

J is for Just ONE more!

(of course, who knows how many ONE more really is, right?)

Tophat665 · 11-16-2005, 08:19 PM

K is for Kingfisher, Indian Lager. Not too shabby.

splck · 11-16-2005, 08:55 PM

L for lime. A Cuba libre isn't one without it.

bernadette · 11-16-2005, 10:55 PM

N for No!!!! to the busboy. i'm NOT done with my glass yet, can't you see there's a good slurp or two left?

paddyjoe · 11-17-2005, 04:22 AM

M is for Morons who leave letters out. Like M. (just hadda have that last slurp......

)

Dragonknight · 11-17-2005, 04:53 AM

O is for One for the road, consider it a good bye drink!

uncle phil · 11-17-2005, 05:25 PM

pernod....

Fly · 11-17-2005, 07:19 PM

"Quick!!!!!!!.........the wife just went to the john,slide me another wobbly"

11-18-2005, 08:07 PM

Rumplemintz- yum!

uncle phil · 11-19-2005, 04:25 AM

slivovitz...

paddyjoe · 11-19-2005, 04:39 AM

Titties 'n beer..........(repeat as often as necessary)

Charlatan · 11-19-2005, 06:22 AM

U = The Undertaker

Layer the following in a shot glass:

1 Part Jaegermeister
1 Part Cointreau
1 Part Bacardi 151

Death will come for you.

Tophat665 · 11-19-2005, 11:58 AM

Valentin's Weizenbeir

11-19-2005, 12:13 PM

Wassail.....

Tophat665 · 11-19-2005, 01:20 PM

Xingu! Brazillian black beer.

noodle · 11-19-2005, 03:17 PM

Y is for Y the heck cain't ah see straaaaaight? Y U pullin me ova occifer? And Y deed ah drank soooo mush?

uncle phil · 12-01-2005, 05:33 PM

(zima's already been taken...)

Tophat665 · 12-02-2005, 04:41 AM

As Zima has been taken, let's go with Zenith, an old school British bittering hop.

rlbond86 · 12-02-2005, 09:41 AM

A is for.... Alcohol?

yellowchef · 12-02-2005, 09:54 AM

B for Burbon(again) and the Bluegrass Cocktail(these are interesting and tasty!!)

Charlatan · 12-02-2005, 09:57 AM

C is for Cocktail... I wish I could have one now, hair of the dog and all that.

Tophat665 · 12-02-2005, 10:10 AM

D is for Dusseldorf, home of Altbeir.

maleficent · 12-02-2005, 10:17 AM

E is for excess... which charlatan did last night while drinking...

(and i've seen the pictures posted online to prove it... He looks cute with a lampshade on his head)

rlbond86 · 12-02-2005, 11:43 AM

F is for fermentation, which is how they make beer.

Charlatan · 12-02-2005, 11:46 AM

G is for gargantuan which is about the size of my headache this morning (though one steak frites for lunch and I am much better).

There was no lampshade...

uncle phil · 12-02-2005, 01:24 PM

horseradish, one of the main ingredients of a perfect bloody mary...

paddyjoe · 12-02-2005, 02:22 PM

Idiot....which is something I often become when indulging.

splck · 12-02-2005, 02:30 PM

Joints...they go with alcohol so well.

uncle phil · 12-03-2005, 09:52 AM

ketel...now where have i seen that brand name?

Martian · 12-03-2005, 09:57 AM

L is for Lowenbrau, that lovely lager!

Tophat665 · 12-03-2005, 10:00 AM

M is for Milk Stout....
Mooooooooooooo.......

11-16-2005, 02:46 PM	#161 (permalink)
maleficent Junkie Moderator Emeritus Location: Chicago	B for a Bra removed thru a sleeve and auctioned off to the drunkest patron... /me hears things ya know.. __________________ Free your heart from hatred. Free your mind from worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less.

11-16-2005, 02:51 PM	#162 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	C is for Crazy Town, the location of the nonsense forum's pub. __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

11-16-2005, 04:31 PM	#163 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	B is for B&B, Bendictine & Brandy __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

11-16-2005, 04:36 PM	#164 (permalink)
splck it's jam Location: Lowerainland BC	D is for drunk, which tophat must be. __________________ nice line eh?

11-16-2005, 06:54 PM	#165 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	Excess...........and lots of it __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

11-16-2005, 07:09 PM	#166 (permalink)
splck it's jam Location: Lowerainland BC	F is for flyman.....I needn't say more. __________________ nice line eh?

11-16-2005, 07:14 PM	#167 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	G i've said it before...

11-16-2005, 07:31 PM	#168 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	H is Heaping Handfuls of Healthful Hops! __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

11-16-2005, 07:41 PM	#169 (permalink)
splck it's jam Location: Lowerainland BC	Imbibe....oh yeah baby..imbibe. __________________ nice line eh?

11-16-2005, 07:45 PM	#170 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	J is for Just ONE more! (of course, who knows how many ONE more really is, right?) __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

11-16-2005, 08:19 PM	#171 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	K is for Kingfisher, Indian Lager. Not too shabby. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

11-16-2005, 08:55 PM	#172 (permalink)
splck it's jam Location: Lowerainland BC	L for lime. A Cuba libre isn't one without it. __________________ nice line eh?

11-16-2005, 10:55 PM	#173 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	N for No!!!! to the busboy. i'm NOT done with my glass yet, can't you see there's a good slurp or two left? __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

11-17-2005, 04:22 AM	#174 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	M is for Morons who leave letters out. Like M. (just hadda have that last slurp...... )

11-17-2005, 04:53 AM	#175 (permalink)
Dragonknight Insane Location: Hawaii	O is for One for the road, consider it a good bye drink! __________________ Freedom is NOT Free.

11-17-2005, 05:25 PM	#176 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	pernod.... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

11-18-2005, 08:07 PM	#178 (permalink)
:::OshnSoul::: Guest	Rumplemintz- yum!

11-19-2005, 04:25 AM	#179 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	slivovitz... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

11-19-2005, 12:13 PM	#183 (permalink)
:::OshnSoul::: Guest	Wassail.....

11-17-2005, 07:19 PM	#177 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	"Quick!!!!!!!.........the wife just went to the john,slide me another wobbly" __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

11-19-2005, 04:39 AM	#180 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	Titties 'n beer..........(repeat as often as necessary)

11-19-2005, 06:22 AM	#181 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	U = The Undertaker Layer the following in a shot glass: 1 Part Jaegermeister 1 Part Cointreau 1 Part Bacardi 151 Death will come for you. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

11-19-2005, 11:58 AM	#182 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Valentin's Weizenbeir __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

11-19-2005, 01:20 PM	#184 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Xingu! Brazillian black beer. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

12-01-2005, 05:33 PM	#186 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	(zima's already been taken...) __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

12-02-2005, 04:41 AM	#187 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	As Zima has been taken, let's go with Zenith, an old school British bittering hop. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

12-02-2005, 09:41 AM	#188 (permalink)
rlbond86 Insane	A is for.... Alcohol?

12-02-2005, 09:54 AM	#189 (permalink)
yellowchef Addict Location: Shalimar, FL	B for Burbon(again) and the Bluegrass Cocktail(these are interesting and tasty!!) __________________ the voices in your head are not real--but they still have some really great ideas. always remeber you can choose your friends, but you can't choose your family. But..you CAN choose the insane asylum where you have them all put away!

12-02-2005, 09:57 AM	#190 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	C is for Cocktail... I wish I could have one now, hair of the dog and all that. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

12-02-2005, 10:10 AM	#191 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	D is for Dusseldorf, home of Altbeir. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

12-02-2005, 10:17 AM	#192 (permalink)
maleficent Junkie Moderator Emeritus Location: Chicago	E is for excess... which charlatan did last night while drinking... (and i've seen the pictures posted online to prove it... He looks cute with a lampshade on his head) __________________ Free your heart from hatred. Free your mind from worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less.

12-02-2005, 11:43 AM	#193 (permalink)
rlbond86 Insane	F is for fermentation, which is how they make beer.

12-02-2005, 11:46 AM	#194 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	G is for gargantuan which is about the size of my headache this morning (though one steak frites for lunch and I am much better). There was no lampshade... __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

12-02-2005, 01:24 PM	#195 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	horseradish, one of the main ingredients of a perfect bloody mary... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

12-02-2005, 02:22 PM	#196 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	Idiot....which is something I often become when indulging.

12-02-2005, 02:30 PM	#197 (permalink)
splck it's jam Location: Lowerainland BC	Joints...they go with alcohol so well. __________________ nice line eh?

12-03-2005, 09:52 AM	#198 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	ketel...now where have i seen that brand name? __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

12-03-2005, 09:57 AM	#199 (permalink)
Martian Young Crumudgeon Location: Canada	L is for Lowenbrau, that lovely lager! __________________ I wake up in the morning more tired than before I slept I get through cryin' and I'm sadder than before I wept I get through thinkin' now, and the thoughts have left my head I get through speakin' and I can't remember, not a word that I said - Ben Harper, Show Me A Little Shame

12-03-2005, 10:00 AM	#200 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	M is for Milk Stout.... Mooooooooooooo....... __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.