Alcoholic Alphabet
 

A is for Absolut and an Angel's Tit

B is for Bourbon and Banana Daiquiri

Cis for Carona and crabs form that "girl" at tje bar. And yes, I am drunk

D is for Drunk!

E is for Everclear.

F is for Fancy Brandy

G is for Goldschlager..mm...gold flakes....

H is for high as a fucking kite...........weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I is for...I like yer jacket!...*hic* !!!

J is for Jack Daniel's

K is for Killians Irish Red

L is for Lemon Drops

M is my next pint of Guinness,
or possibly a nice bottle of Muscat

N is for Night Cap

O is for Ouzo!

P is for porter, a beer darker than ale
and for pinot noir, a wine thin and pale
and for Parrot Bay Rum, gets you drunk without fail
(but it's still with the Captain I'd rather set sail)

Q is for the Quinine that makes my Gin and Tonic glow in the dark.

R is for Rum, old and smooth...

Sake...............

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T is for to damn slow

U is for upchuck, of what the asshole next to me all night smelled like.

V is for vino - the fruit of the vine. And for vodka, which goes down so fine.

W is for wine, and water for the morning after

X is for the Xerox machine you can copy your butt cheeks on whilst hammered.

Y is for 'yes'.....something easier said after 3 Kamikazes :lol:


doh!
:lol:

Z is for Zima; which I would have to drink everything else in this thread to have any chance of finding good to drink.

A is for Appletini..quite good, especially in a parking lot on New Year's, mixed by a cop :lol:

C is for CH3CH2OH

D is for dumbass. Which most of us become after drinking double daniels all damn night.

Extra box of pops incase the first one runs out.



right joe?




:thumbsup:

E is for egg nog, but only if it's spiked.

G is for gin, Bombay Saphire gin.

H is for Heineken - a decent beer.

I is for Islay where they make very tasty Wiskey...

j is for Joint,that goes with any type of alcohol



weeeeeeeeeeeeee

K is for Kir, Kamikazes and... kraziness?

L is for .......liquor in the front,poker in the rear.



*has an ace up his sleeve*

M is for margaritas! mmmmm!

N is for Nyquil, for the bums who'll get their buzz any-damn-where.