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Alcoholic Alphabet
A is for Absolut and an Angel's Tit
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B is for Bourbon and Banana Daiquiri
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Cis for Carona and crabs form that "girl" at tje bar. And yes, I am drunk
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D is for Drunk!
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E is for Everclear.
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F is for Fancy Brandy
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G is for Goldschlager..mm...gold flakes....
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H is for high as a fucking kite...........weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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I is for...I like yer jacket!...*hic* !!!
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J is for Jack Daniel's
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K is for Killians Irish Red
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L is for Lemon Drops
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M is my next pint of Guinness,
or possibly a nice bottle of Muscat |
N is for Night Cap
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O is for Ouzo!
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P is for porter, a beer darker than ale
and for pinot noir, a wine thin and pale and for Parrot Bay Rum, gets you drunk without fail (but it's still with the Captain I'd rather set sail) |
Q is for the Quinine that makes my Gin and Tonic glow in the dark.
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R is for Rum, old and smooth...
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Sake...............
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-edit-
T is for to damn slow |
U is for upchuck, of what the asshole next to me all night smelled like.
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V is for vino - the fruit of the vine. And for vodka, which goes down so fine.
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W is for wine, and water for the morning after
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X is for the Xerox machine you can copy your butt cheeks on whilst hammered.
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Y is for 'yes'.....something easier said after 3 Kamikazes :lol:
doh! :lol: |
Z is for Zima; which I would have to drink everything else in this thread to have any chance of finding good to drink.
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A is for Appletini..quite good, especially in a parking lot on New Year's, mixed by a cop :lol:
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BEER.................
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C is for CH3CH2OH
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D is for dumbass. Which most of us become after drinking double daniels all damn night.
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Extra box of pops incase the first one runs out.
right joe? :thumbsup: |
E is for egg nog, but only if it's spiked.
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G is for gin, Bombay Saphire gin.
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H is for Heineken - a decent beer.
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I is for Islay where they make very tasty Wiskey...
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j is for Joint,that goes with any type of alcohol
weeeeeeeeeeeeee |
K is for Kir, Kamikazes and... kraziness?
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L is for .......liquor in the front,poker in the rear.
*has an ace up his sleeve* |
M is for margaritas! mmmmm!
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N is for Nyquil, for the bums who'll get their buzz any-damn-where.
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