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Alcoholic Alphabet
A is for Absolut and an Angel's Tit
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B is for Bourbon and Banana Daiquiri
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Cis for Carona and crabs form that "girl" at tje bar. And yes, I am drunk
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D is for Drunk!
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E is for Everclear.
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F is for Fancy Brandy
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G is for Goldschlager..mm...gold flakes....
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H is for high as a fucking kite...........weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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I is for...I like yer jacket!...*hic* !!!
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J is for Jack Daniel's
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K is for Killians Irish Red
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L is for Lemon Drops
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M is my next pint of Guinness,
or possibly a nice bottle of Muscat |
N is for Night Cap
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O is for Ouzo!
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P is for porter, a beer darker than ale
and for pinot noir, a wine thin and pale and for Parrot Bay Rum, gets you drunk without fail (but it's still with the Captain I'd rather set sail) |
Q is for the Quinine that makes my Gin and Tonic glow in the dark.
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R is for Rum, old and smooth...
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Sake...............
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-edit-
T is for to damn slow |
U is for upchuck, of what the asshole next to me all night smelled like.
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V is for vino - the fruit of the vine. And for vodka, which goes down so fine.
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W is for wine, and water for the morning after
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X is for the Xerox machine you can copy your butt cheeks on whilst hammered.
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Y is for 'yes'.....something easier said after 3 Kamikazes :lol:
doh! :lol: |
Z is for Zima; which I would have to drink everything else in this thread to have any chance of finding good to drink.
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A is for Appletini..quite good, especially in a parking lot on New Year's, mixed by a cop :lol:
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BEER.................
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C is for CH3CH2OH
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D is for dumbass. Which most of us become after drinking double daniels all damn night.
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Extra box of pops incase the first one runs out.
right joe? :thumbsup: |
E is for egg nog, but only if it's spiked.
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G is for gin, Bombay Saphire gin.
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H is for Heineken - a decent beer.
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I is for Islay where they make very tasty Wiskey...
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j is for Joint,that goes with any type of alcohol
weeeeeeeeeeeeee |
K is for Kir, Kamikazes and... kraziness?
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L is for .......liquor in the front,poker in the rear.
*has an ace up his sleeve* |
M is for margaritas! mmmmm!
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N is for Nyquil, for the bums who'll get their buzz any-damn-where.
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O is for Oh.
As in "Oh, my head!" "Oh my, look at his bum!" and "Oh hell, what was I thinking?!" |
P is for puking (mostly) down the door of your friend's car.
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R is for Rodenbach, sour and malty
R is Red wine, so your heart don't get faulty R is for Rum, drunk by pirates in song and R is for RATS! BIG FUCKING RATS! WITH PECKERS THIS |--------------------------------------------------------------------------------| LONG! |
S is for Southern Comfort
and for Shish, as in the kebab that is craved as soon as alcohol touches your lips |
T.............Tie one on folks
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U is for Ultimate Chocolate Martini... the only chocolate worth having
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V is for Vodka, which goes with anything.
...and so will I - after a few vodkas. |
W is for white russian.... mmmmm kahula... mmmm coffeee
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x is for x-rays... taken in an antiseptic room down the hall.
When drinking too much be sure not to fall... |
Y is for "your place or mine"
slap |
Z is for zinfadel, white, chilled, in the bartender bible...
I can't believe Charlatan is using that old lady from Stile for an avatar!!! so Z is also for ZOINKS! |
A is for........how about "another" one..
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C is for a flyman favorite.......Coors Lite :lol:
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D is for......"you're a dick when you drink"
*yes you joe* |
E is for Ewwww, this tastes like shit..... :lol:
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F is for fucking while under the influence
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G is for Gimlet pouring down my throat so cool...
after three or four servings I usually fall of my stool. |
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I is for Inniskillin... a vintner known for their excellent ice wine.
I went to the LCBO the other day and now one of their bottles is mine. (joe scores another one on fly... is anyone keeping score anymore? hehe) |
J is for Jelloshooters that jiggle on the way down ...
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Kaluha........
*and no Charly.......we're not keeping score* *BASTARD* |
L is for Limoncello - make your own!
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M is for MaryJane, cuz nothing goes better with a cheap wine than a good toke :lol:
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i'll have mine........Neat please...........
:thumbsup: |
edit...I'm too slow :P
O is for OJ and vodka..... |
P for Pernod, all licoricy sweet
Potatos for vodka, Icy and neat P is for Porter, Dark, Malty and Yummy and Pricks who say don't put that stuff in your tummy. |
Q is for <b>q</b>uiet please... momma's a bit hung-the-fuck-over, kids. shhh now!
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R is for...
<img src="http://www.fotosrv.com/img/1131149285RoPP_sm.jpg"> A perennial homebrew favorite. |
S is for my Stupid Sober(ish!) behind that can't recite my alphabet.
Q does not come after R. Hence, my edit. |
T must be for longislandiced TEA..
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U is for Under-the-table. Where I can frequently be found.
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V - is for voluptuous to describe the girl who, earlier in the evening, was just plain fat.
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W...........wasted..........
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XX is for Dos Equis, two Exes, a fine Vienna Style Lager from Mexico. It's also for Mackesons XXXX Milk Stout.
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Y is for the Yuengling brothers and barnam and bailey drinking circus. Ah WTF lets drink some beer anyways.... :thumbsup:
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Z is for Zin which the ladies all love and for Zero point oh eight, don't drive when above.
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a is for anise...
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B is for Bubbles that tickle my nose
as they rise from my glass and end up in my toes. |
C is for Cognac
*not fucking Coors Lite joe* |
D is for Duvel, and "Damn, that beer's good!"
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E is for Expensive. I can't afford to drink!
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Quote:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ F is for flames -- on a scorpion bowl made correctly... |
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H http://www.bottledbeer.co.uk/photos/harp.jpg
For the perfect black and tan |
India Pale Ale...used to be made by P. Ballantine and Sons...Newark, New Jersey...
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J is for Jägermeister
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K is for Keys - which you take from your friends to have them avoid driving whilst stupid.
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L is for Lambic, the strangest of beers.
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M is for Moonshine, that got us through prohibition.
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N is for nine down and nine to go.
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O is for Oyster Stout. Yup, stout with oysters in in. Delicious.
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P is for Pass that bottle, Please!
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Q is for Quite the crowd of rummys we have in this thread....... :D
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R is for Rainbow Sherbet and Red Wine ... what a combination
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Stella Artois
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T is for tipping, which everyone should do generously to their serving wenc....uh, person :lol:
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Undressing baby...........after to many pops
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V is for Viansa. My flavorite winery.
or for Victory, if you go with Fly's Undressing. :D |
dare i say it...whiskey river...
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