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O is for Oh.
As in "Oh, my head!" "Oh my, look at his bum!" and "Oh hell, what was I thinking?!" |
P is for puking (mostly) down the door of your friend's car.
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R is for Rodenbach, sour and malty
R is Red wine, so your heart don't get faulty R is for Rum, drunk by pirates in song and R is for RATS! BIG FUCKING RATS! WITH PECKERS THIS |--------------------------------------------------------------------------------| LONG! |
S is for Southern Comfort
and for Shish, as in the kebab that is craved as soon as alcohol touches your lips |
T.............Tie one on folks
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U is for Ultimate Chocolate Martini... the only chocolate worth having
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V is for Vodka, which goes with anything.
...and so will I - after a few vodkas. |
W is for white russian.... mmmmm kahula... mmmm coffeee
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x is for x-rays... taken in an antiseptic room down the hall.
When drinking too much be sure not to fall... |
Y is for "your place or mine"
slap |
Z is for zinfadel, white, chilled, in the bartender bible...
I can't believe Charlatan is using that old lady from Stile for an avatar!!! so Z is also for ZOINKS! |
A is for........how about "another" one..
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C is for a flyman favorite.......Coors Lite :lol:
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D is for......"you're a dick when you drink"
*yes you joe* |
E is for Ewwww, this tastes like shit..... :lol:
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F is for fucking while under the influence
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G is for Gimlet pouring down my throat so cool...
after three or four servings I usually fall of my stool. |
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I is for Inniskillin... a vintner known for their excellent ice wine.
I went to the LCBO the other day and now one of their bottles is mine. (joe scores another one on fly... is anyone keeping score anymore? hehe) |
J is for Jelloshooters that jiggle on the way down ...
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Kaluha........
*and no Charly.......we're not keeping score* *BASTARD* |
L is for Limoncello - make your own!
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M is for MaryJane, cuz nothing goes better with a cheap wine than a good toke :lol:
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i'll have mine........Neat please...........
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edit...I'm too slow :P
O is for OJ and vodka..... |
P for Pernod, all licoricy sweet
Potatos for vodka, Icy and neat P is for Porter, Dark, Malty and Yummy and Pricks who say don't put that stuff in your tummy. |
Q is for <b>q</b>uiet please... momma's a bit hung-the-fuck-over, kids. shhh now!
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R is for...
<img src="http://www.fotosrv.com/img/1131149285RoPP_sm.jpg"> A perennial homebrew favorite. |
S is for my Stupid Sober(ish!) behind that can't recite my alphabet.
Q does not come after R. Hence, my edit. |
T must be for longislandiced TEA..
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U is for Under-the-table. Where I can frequently be found.
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V - is for voluptuous to describe the girl who, earlier in the evening, was just plain fat.
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W...........wasted..........
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XX is for Dos Equis, two Exes, a fine Vienna Style Lager from Mexico. It's also for Mackesons XXXX Milk Stout.
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Y is for the Yuengling brothers and barnam and bailey drinking circus. Ah WTF lets drink some beer anyways.... :thumbsup:
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Z is for Zin which the ladies all love and for Zero point oh eight, don't drive when above.
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a is for anise...
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B is for Bubbles that tickle my nose
as they rise from my glass and end up in my toes. |
C is for Cognac
*not fucking Coors Lite joe* |
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