O is for Oh.

As in "Oh, my head!" "Oh my, look at his bum!" and "Oh hell, what was I thinking?!"

P is for puking (mostly) down the door of your friend's car.

R is for Rodenbach, sour and malty
R is Red wine, so your heart don't get faulty
R is for Rum, drunk by pirates in song
and R is for RATS!
BIG FUCKING RATS!
WITH PECKERS THIS
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LONG!

S is for Southern Comfort
and for Shish, as in the kebab that is craved as soon as alcohol touches your lips

T.............Tie one on folks

U is for Ultimate Chocolate Martini... the only chocolate worth having

V is for Vodka, which goes with anything.

...and so will I - after a few vodkas.

W is for white russian.... mmmmm kahula... mmmm coffeee

x is for x-rays... taken in an antiseptic room down the hall.
When drinking too much be sure not to fall...

Y is for "your place or mine"



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Z is for zinfadel, white, chilled, in the bartender bible...



I can't believe Charlatan is using that old lady from Stile for an avatar!!!
so Z is also for
ZOINKS!

A is for........how about "another" one..

B is for: Broon Ale.

The One & Only.

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C is for a flyman favorite.......Coors Lite :lol:

D is for......"you're a dick when you drink"

*yes you joe*

E is for Ewwww, this tastes like shit..... :lol:

F is for fucking while under the influence

G is for Gimlet pouring down my throat so cool...
after three or four servings I usually fall of my stool.

H is for that Horse piss in the flys fridge


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I is for Inniskillin... a vintner known for their excellent ice wine.
I went to the LCBO the other day and now one of their bottles is mine.




(joe scores another one on fly... is anyone keeping score anymore? hehe)

J is for Jelloshooters that jiggle on the way down ...

Kaluha........



*and no Charly.......we're not keeping score*


*BASTARD*

L is for Limoncello - make your own!

M is for MaryJane, cuz nothing goes better with a cheap wine than a good toke :lol:

i'll have mine........Neat please...........


:thumbsup:

edit...I'm too slow :P

O is for OJ and vodka.....

P for Pernod, all licoricy sweet
Potatos for vodka, Icy and neat
P is for Porter, Dark, Malty and Yummy
and Pricks who say don't put that stuff in your tummy.

Q is for <b>q</b>uiet please... momma's a bit hung-the-fuck-over, kids. shhh now!

R is for...
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A perennial homebrew favorite.

S is for my Stupid Sober(ish!) behind that can't recite my alphabet.

Q does not come after R. Hence, my edit.

T must be for longislandiced TEA..

U is for Under-the-table. Where I can frequently be found.

V - is for voluptuous to describe the girl who, earlier in the evening, was just plain fat.

W...........wasted..........

XX is for Dos Equis, two Exes, a fine Vienna Style Lager from Mexico. It's also for Mackesons XXXX Milk Stout.

Y is for the Yuengling brothers and barnam and bailey drinking circus. Ah WTF lets drink some beer anyways.... :thumbsup:

Z is for Zin which the ladies all love and for Zero point oh eight, don't drive when above.

a is for anise...

B is for Bubbles that tickle my nose
as they rise from my glass and end up in my toes.

C is for Cognac


*not fucking Coors Lite joe*