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10-30-2005, 09:06 AM
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Une petite chou
Location: With All Your Base
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O is for Oh.
As in "Oh, my head!" "Oh my, look at his bum!" and "Oh hell, what was I thinking?!"
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10-30-2005, 07:54 PM
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Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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R is for Rodenbach, sour and malty
R is Red wine, so your heart don't get faulty R is for Rum, drunk by pirates in song and R is for RATS! BIG FUCKING RATS! WITH PECKERS THIS |--------------------------------------------------------------------------------| LONG!
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10-31-2005, 03:59 AM
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The Mighty Boosh
Location: I mostly come out at night, mostly...
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S is for Southern Comfort
and for Shish, as in the kebab that is craved as soon as alcohol touches your lips
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10-31-2005, 11:45 AM
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Getting it.
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Location: Lion City
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x is for x-rays... taken in an antiseptic room down the hall.
When drinking too much be sure not to fall...
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10-31-2005, 12:53 PM
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peekaboo
Location: on the back, bitch
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Z is for zinfadel, white, chilled, in the bartender bible...
I can't believe Charlatan is using that old lady from Stile for an avatar!!! so Z is also for ZOINKS!
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Don't blame me. I didn't vote for either of'em. Last edited by ngdawg; 10-31-2005 at 12:54 PM.. Reason: i before e except after c.....duh |
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11-01-2005, 08:13 AM
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Getting it.
Super Moderator
Location: Lion City
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G is for Gimlet pouring down my throat so cool...
after three or four servings I usually fall of my stool.
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11-01-2005, 11:33 AM
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Getting it.
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Location: Lion City
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I is for Inniskillin... a vintner known for their excellent ice wine.
I went to the LCBO the other day and now one of their bottles is mine. (joe scores another one on fly... is anyone keeping score anymore? hehe)
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11-01-2005, 05:42 PM
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Drifting
Administrator
Location: Windy City
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J is for Jelloshooters that jiggle on the way down ...
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11-01-2005, 07:16 PM
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...is a comical chap
Location: Where morons reign supreme
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edit...I'm too slow :P
O is for OJ and vodka.....
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11-01-2005, 08:05 PM
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Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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P for Pernod, all licoricy sweet
Potatos for vodka, Icy and neat P is for Porter, Dark, Malty and Yummy and Pricks who say don't put that stuff in your tummy.
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11-04-2005, 04:06 PM
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Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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R is for...
<img src="http://www.fotosrv.com/img/1131149285RoPP_sm.jpg"> A perennial homebrew favorite.
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11-04-2005, 05:26 PM
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Une petite chou
Location: With All Your Base
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S is for my Stupid Sober(ish!) behind that can't recite my alphabet.
Q does not come after R. Hence, my edit.
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The question isn’t who is going to let me; it’s who is going to stop me. Ayn Rand
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11-04-2005, 05:35 PM
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comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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T must be for longislandiced TEA..
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11-04-2005, 07:04 PM
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Une petite chou
Location: With All Your Base
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U is for Under-the-table. Where I can frequently be found.
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Here's how life works: you either get to ask for an apology or you get to shoot people. Not both. House Quote:
The question isn’t who is going to let me; it’s who is going to stop me. Ayn Rand
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11-05-2005, 01:30 PM
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can't help but laugh
Location: dar al-harb
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V - is for voluptuous to describe the girl who, earlier in the evening, was just plain fat.
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If you will not fight when your victory will be sure and not too costly, you may come to the moment when you will have to fight with all the odds against you and only a precarious chance for survival. There may even be a worse case. You may have to fight when there is no hope of victory, because it is better to perish than to live as slaves. ~ Winston Churchill |
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11-05-2005, 03:42 PM
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Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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XX is for Dos Equis, two Exes, a fine Vienna Style Lager from Mexico. It's also for Mackesons XXXX Milk Stout.
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11-06-2005, 06:56 AM
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Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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Z is for Zin which the ladies all love and for Zero point oh eight, don't drive when above.
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11-06-2005, 02:56 PM
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comfortably numb...
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
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a is for anise...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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11-06-2005, 05:25 PM
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Une petite chou
Location: With All Your Base
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B is for Bubbles that tickle my nose
as they rise from my glass and end up in my toes.
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Here's how life works: you either get to ask for an apology or you get to shoot people. Not both. House Quote:
The question isn’t who is going to let me; it’s who is going to stop me. Ayn Rand
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