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U is for the silly little Umbrellas that they stick in the drinks you get at the Polynesian Places... ya know those drinks that are so sweet going down but when you stand up then hit you like a Mack truck... :) Umbrellas...
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V is for <a href="http://www.victorybeer.com/">Victory</a>!
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xenophobe
It was some years ago while drunk at a bush party... I wandered off to relieve my bladder full of beer. It was then that my worst xenophbic fears came true. |
chateau Yquem
http://www.acquabuona.it/img4/chateau_yquem.jpg some of the finest bordeaux you'd ever drink |
Z is for Zinfindale RED or White it all tastes right or, since that's already been used ZZZZZZs what happens when you've had too much to drink.
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ASS.........you know,after too much of the hard stuff you turn into an ass.
right joe???? you know first hand eh? |
BACARDI ummm like me some Bacardi especially in the Bahamas or Cancun. YESSS
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Ceasers baby..........nothing like a ceaser.......
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D is for Don't be mean to flyman - he's cute...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~ pink Elephants- for what some people see when imbibing too much http://www.fatcatrockets.com/HerminElephant.jpg |
tripping the light FANTASTIC after a few too many bourbons...
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Gimlet... once a favorite of mine
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Come to think of it, i'll have a <font size="5" color="green"><b>Heineken.</b></font>
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I is for ICE COLD which is now my Grey Goose should be served to me...
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JACK DANIEL makes a great tennessee sippin' whiskey...
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K is for Killians' Irish Red beer.
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L is for Long necked bottles of all flavors uuuuummmmm beer!!!
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M is for Malted Barley, from whence we get beer.
Also for Milwuakee, from whence beer no longer comes. |
near-beer...
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Orkney Skullsplitter, strong scotch ale.
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P is for port
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Queesy..........like how you feel the next day after too much port.
fuckin' thanks alot for the hangover today splck....... bastard :D |
Really Ripe Pineapple and Malibu make for a tasty concoction ...
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S is for Sissies who can't handle their port......(eh, splck) :lol:
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T is for TiPsY... which is what I shall be after a few black velvets this evening
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U Unable to see straight. A lovely side offect of way to many Coronas. :thumbsup:
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W is for Wobbly pops, eh?
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V is for vision. bern lost her vision from too many wobbly pops and jumped to W
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somebody forgot vodka...bernie?
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I guess I'll do X.
Uhmmm....getting hammered and playing the xylophone. hmmmm |
Y is for Y yes, I'd like another BEER :thumbsup:
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Z is for Zima, that guys won't admit to liking.
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(I am secure enough in my manliness to assure you that Zima sucks Ass.)
A is for Absinthe, the green fairy of madness <img src="http://www-personal.engin.umich.edu/~carraa/rand/absinthe.jpg"> |
B is for bastard............(and beer)
*yes you joe,and your sidekick splck too* .....that's all i have to say. |
C is for the cartons of empties fly has lying around.
Clean 'em up, ya messy git! :p :thumbsup: |
D is for Damn that flyman for taking my last two beers today!
and drinking six of em' yesterday. |
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it was ten pal........... Exagerate,the fish was always.......... "THIS FUCKING BIG MAN" |
F is for feeling fine.
which i do not. due to adventures with the previous "t". |
"G" is for Glass of wine...
which my wife likes to drink...and she loosens up with. :thumbsup: |
H is for hungover -- which is the worst part of drinking..
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J is for Jack and coke...which really isn't very good......
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K is for Kickapoo Juice, which is what Grampa used to call his bourbon. (It was actually Beam white.)
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L for Livetra. you'll need it if you drink too much...
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milwaukee's best, the really cheap shit...(like, maybe, 1.99 a six-pack?)
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Natural Ice aka Natty Ice......really cheap too.
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O is for Oban, smooth single malt scotch - comforting me from the lack of...eh..crotch :)
/ 4 more weeks before my wife has recovered from childbirth :) //Licks my avatar |
P as in all the peein' y'all do drinkin' this shit. ;)
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let's go quaff another one.
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red bull?...
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Sup..........Sappenin'..........Sgoin' on?
Slur yer words you drunk ass fool.......... |
Twisted...
...Dreams, Martini, Lemonade, Fetish. |
upchuck...that's what kids do when they drink
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Vintage Jack ... it only gets better with Time
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Witbeir - Belgian style wheat beer with orange peel, coriander, and other herbs and spices.
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X is for splck's avatar. Thirsty and dizzy at the same time.... :thumbsup:
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Yikes!!! What people say when the beer goggles wear off!!
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Z = Zoo, which is what my place would look like in first year after parties where a lot (and I mean A LOT) of beer was consumed (amongst other things).
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A for Alright! hit me again, bartender.
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B for a Bra removed thru a sleeve and auctioned off to the drunkest patron...
/me hears things ya know.. |
C is for Crazy Town, the location of the nonsense forum's pub.
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B is for B&B, Bendictine & Brandy
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D is for drunk, which tophat must be.
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Excess...........and lots of it
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F is for flyman.....I needn't say more.
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H is Heaping Handfuls of Healthful Hops!
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Imbibe....oh yeah baby..imbibe.
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J is for Just ONE more!
(of course, who knows how many ONE more really is, right?) |
K is for Kingfisher, Indian Lager. Not too shabby.
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L for lime. A Cuba libre isn't one without it.
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N for No!!!! to the busboy. i'm NOT done with my glass yet, can't you see there's a good slurp or two left?
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M is for Morons who leave letters out. Like M. (just hadda have that last slurp...... :lol:)
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O is for One for the road, consider it a good bye drink!
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pernod....
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"Quick!!!!!!!.........the wife just went to the john,slide me another wobbly"
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Rumplemintz- yum!
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slivovitz...
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Titties 'n beer..........(repeat as often as necessary)
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U = The Undertaker
Layer the following in a shot glass: 1 Part Jaegermeister 1 Part Cointreau 1 Part Bacardi 151 Death will come for you. |
Valentin's Weizenbeir
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Wassail.....
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Xingu! Brazillian black beer.
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Y is for Y the heck cain't ah see straaaaaight? Y U pullin me ova occifer? And Y deed ah drank soooo mush?
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(zima's already been taken...)
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As Zima has been taken, let's go with Zenith, an old school British bittering hop.
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A is for.... Alcohol?
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B for Burbon(again) and the Bluegrass Cocktail(these are interesting and tasty!!)
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C is for Cocktail... I wish I could have one now, hair of the dog and all that.
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D is for Dusseldorf, home of Altbeir.
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E is for excess... which charlatan did last night while drinking...
(and i've seen the pictures posted online to prove it... He looks cute with a lampshade on his head) |
F is for fermentation, which is how they make beer.
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G is for gargantuan which is about the size of my headache this morning (though one steak frites for lunch and I am much better).
There was no lampshade... |
horseradish, one of the main ingredients of a perfect bloody mary...
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Idiot....which is something I often become when indulging.
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Joints...they go with alcohol so well.
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ketel...now where have i seen that brand name?
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L is for Lowenbrau, that lovely lager!
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M is for Milk Stout....
Mooooooooooooo....... |
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