Vote for the Next President of the United States!
 

1) George W. Bush:
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It can happen. With a republican majority in the House and Senate AND the president loading up the Supreme court with butt kissers -why not let him run another term.

2) Jerry Springer:
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It can happen. Jerry already ran for the House and is the former mayor of
Cincinatti.

3)Bunny Powerpuff
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It can happen. Third party candidates rock and just as Ralph Nader proved that he can take away votes from a similarly positioned candidate -Bunny can position herself as "the other mentally challenged" candidate.

What about batman? You need a batman choice.

This is a two party system! I suppose you can have your write in candidate.

P.S. The Adam West Batman was the greatest ever. Much better than that animated crap that they play in the afternoons.

http://www.thrillville.net/beat/Imag...2k4/batusi.jpg

fuck the system!

none of the above...

Geena Davis for President!

Adam West is already the mayor of Quohog (or however you spell it).

Quahog, and that is one of my favorite shows. It does pay to be from RI when you watch it, I can definitely see many of the things that happen in that show happening in real life. What a strange little place this is.

adam sandler in billy maddison

Christopher Walken in 2008, man.

Peter Sellers as Merkin Muffley for president
Peter Sellers as Chance Gardiner for VP
Peter Sellers as Lionel Mandrake for Secretary of Defense
Peter Sellers as Dick Scratcher for head of the FCC
Peter Sellers as Dr. Strangelove for weird uncle

If those 3 choices are all there is, i ain't voting.

*buys private island; moves*

Nobody has written in Hypnotoad yet.

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I hearby announce that I will be running for president of... Something.

Also, I vote for Timothy Leary's spacecorpse.

ME ME ME -- VOTE FOR ME!!!!

I'm stubborn and have a take no prisoners attitude, there would be peace in the middle east - or leveled to a parking lot (their choice, I don't care), Greenpeace ships would be scuttled, PETA members would be force fed veal and they would like it, I might consider not outlawing Rap, if it can be proven it has some listenable qualities, and daily siestas would be mandatory... as well as recess during the workday.

OH, and I'd never appear in front of the media to sell anything -- radio addresses are fine, but cameras are evil...

"vote for me...i'll set you free!!!"

Giant Hamburger as a write in vote.


Hamburgers for everyone in Aught Eight!!

All glory to the hypno toad!

I'd like to throw my hat in the ring for 2012...

My vote's for Mal. :)

President Giant Hamburger
and
VP Hypnotoad

unbeatable... and even if you do beat them they will take care of things from the shadowy sidelines.

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He rules above all else!!!! :lol:

I'm voting for Mal.

Hail Mr. Chairman, the amphibious Vice President to be, this convention, and my fellow members of this great forum:

With a vague awareness of the responsibility conferred by your trust, I accept your nomination for the presidency of the United States. I do so with deep and flavorful gratitude, and I think also I might interject on behalf of all of us, our thanks to pornography and online gambling for making the interent what it has become today. I praise you for your wholehearted response to the recommendation in regard to the Hypnotoad as a candidate for vice president.

Tonight, let us dedicate ourselves to renewing the American compact. I ask you not simply to "Trust me," but to obey the Hypnotoad without question or hesitation. I also ask you to trust that the "hamburger spirit" which knows no ethnic, religious, social, political, regional, or economic boundaries; is the spirit that burns with zeal in the fires of millions of grills from every backyard of this great country and sort of tastes like freedom.

Thank you and goodnight.

a l l h a i l t h e h y p n o t o a d !

I'm hungry for a great president. Will Giant Hamburger cut the mustard? No juicy allegations will arise, will they? I'd hate to see him peppered with cheesey questions.

Now, Hypnotoad, I can hop on his bandwagon. I support his platform of sending arms (and legs) to toads without.