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NoSoup · 10-10-2005, 01:32 PM

This one goes out to all you moderators out there -

Feel free to make each one of us say what you think we should have said...

Da Bears will kick the Packer's asses this year.

Elphaba · 10-10-2005, 02:49 PM

Ah, c'mon moderators. It's NoSoup's birthday and this is his wish.

Well, I've been known to get Simian intervention from time to time, so maybe I can help fulfill your wish, NoSoup.

Anyone who doesn't agree with me in the Politics Forum is just a sad case of nutmeg gorillas and has the intelligence to match.

Anxst · 10-10-2005, 04:09 PM

Happy Birthday, NoSoup! For your Birthday I give you:

Nutmeg Gorillas

*A bit more accurate

with Cinnamon:

There. Even in Nonsense, that oughta help get a mod.

paddyjoe · 10-10-2005, 06:48 PM

nope. only if that monkey was (*naked and shitting while )under 18

bernadette · 10-10-2005, 07:11 PM

My resources say the monkey is 17 (* and nude on the crapper).

NoSoup · 10-10-2005, 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bernadette

My resources say the monkey is 17.

hahaha....

OMG - A minor(*nekkid crapping) monkey? You sick people!

paddyjoe · 10-11-2005, 03:35 AM

yeah, and rumor has it, that damn monkey lives in tecoyahs basement!

Fly · 10-11-2005, 03:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paddyjoe

yeah, and rumor has it, that damn monkey lives in tecoyahs basement!

i thought you lived there...........well shit...........must be those damn hallucinations again

*smokes monkey poop and moons joe*

uncle phil · 10-11-2005, 04:18 PM

/me is not naked,but owuld get nekkid and dance the hokey pokey if you asked me nicely...carry on my wayward son, don't you wish.... Kansas was an awesome band wasn't it?...

barenakedladies · 10-11-2005, 04:30 PM

I cleaned a monkey's ears with a Q-Tip once.... his name was Bobo.

Fremen · 10-11-2005, 11:58 PM

If I have to come over there, I'll ...um...make it worth your time...if you know what I mean.

Fly · 10-15-2005, 05:48 AM

hey.........are these fuckin' mods fuckin' awesome or what?

damn, wish I was a mod

lucky bastards.

*nice set on you mal,by the way.*

fresnelly · 10-15-2005, 06:08 AM

You know, the world would be a better place if we all just got along! I believe If we all took five minutes at the start of our day to hug our coworkers,You know, hug like boa constrictor does, keep squeezing and squeezing and sucking the life out of them til they are un-coworkers peace among nations would spread like the petals
of a lily, or VD

Grasshopper Green · 10-15-2005, 07:46 AM

I don't know about you fresnelly, but I have quite a few coworkers that I would NOT like to hug!but I would like that boa constrictor thing

joe_eschaton · 10-15-2005, 08:09 AM

I'm a dumbass who couldn't just have a little fun in a thread and play nice.

Fly · 10-15-2005, 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by joe_eschaton

I'm a dumbass who couldn't just have a little fun in a thread and play nice.

that's too bad dude, and I am absolutely thrilled they banned your nasty, rotting, stanky ass........hey!!!!!

...at least we still got our other dumbass paddyjoe.....

Fly · 10-15-2005, 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flyman

that's too bad dude........hey!!!!!

...at least we still got our other friend paddyjoe.....

let's see if you can moderate a quote......................tough guys.......

Fly · 10-15-2005, 02:15 PM

damn the ham!!!!!!

I would so have nicely done ono............

*somebody has got too much power over the minds of us poor weak men*

Elphaba · 10-15-2005, 04:33 PM

Does the hair on your balls or "Bill the Cat" attract flies, man?

Fremen · 10-15-2005, 07:19 PM

Elphaba's avatar has sexy green skin, just like the Orion slave girls I see in my gushing wet dreams. Yowza!

Fly · 10-16-2005, 04:56 AM

hahahahhahhaha...........fuckin' guys even mess with the Av's too eh.

and the sig's..........

pretty slick there freakin bastard tec.

Anxst · 10-16-2005, 07:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fremen

Elphaba's avatar has sexy green skin, just like the Orion slave girls I see in my gushing wet dreams. Yowza!

It's okay Fremen, I have those dreams too, But usually you are in them in place of the slave girls. It's all good.

I don't think the mods have too much power, they were all corrupted by difficult childhoods beforehand, right?

Grasshopper Green · 10-16-2005, 03:36 PM

It seems everyone was corrupted by a difficult childhood these days....or maybe it's just me. And hey...people here have some crazy dreams about me, and the way I manipulate friction!!!

noodle · 10-16-2005, 05:11 PM

I've always liked being felt up, rather than left out for having such a normal childhood other than my Dwarf monkey sisters. But, I think I've more than made up for it as an "adult" *gasp* the horror! not adulthood, save me from the lustful desires of tecoyah!

Fremen · 10-16-2005, 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flyman

hahahahhahhaha...........fuckin' guys even mess with the Av's too eh.

and the sig's..........

pretty slick there freakin bastard tec.

Ahahahaha!! And here I thought fly's kids took over his avatar.

Fly · 10-17-2005, 03:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fremen

Ahahahaha!! And here I thought fly's kids took over his avatar.

bernie sent me a pm and gave me shit for bein' in San Fran and not ringin' her up.

see those damn mods even changed my sig too..........sneaky bastards.

uncle phil · 10-17-2005, 12:16 PM

/me has never moderated a post, sporting events yes but never a post, ever...(and i'll never do it again...)

Astrocloud · 10-17-2005, 01:03 PM

What's going on in this thread?

feelgood · 10-17-2005, 01:23 PM

I dunno man, it seems that our mothers are being replaced with monkeys that smokes doobs and have random thoughts once in awhile

Anxst · 10-17-2005, 01:50 PM

I like the mothers.

A place in Sheboygan some friends and I used to order pizza from would always come up with an entirely different total for the exact same order every week. We asked the owner about it once, and he said they had a team of mothers use an abacus to calculate what we owed every week. He wouldn't let me buy them a beer.

noodle · 10-17-2005, 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fredweena

I've always liked being felt up, rather than left out for having such a normal childhood other than my Dwarf monkey sisters. But, I think I've more than made up for it as an "adult" *gasp* the horror! not adulthood, save me from the lustful desires of tecoyah!

See, that's why I dig Tecoyah's Package. Sympathy for my attempts to domesticate my Dwarf monkey sisters. What's funny is my sister is 5'2" and the dwarf in my family. Stupid monkey twit, too. Hey, NO ONE better save me from Tecoyah's... ah, never mind.

Slainte.

You cannot be saved

Fly · 10-17-2005, 02:12 PM

i think they're scared now..........or stoned

Fremen · 10-17-2005, 03:31 PM

They're scared twitless, and what's more, the Dwarf monkey sisters will start eating our brains if we don't kowtow to the beautiful women moderators of TFP who come into Nonsense to play the silly reindeer games....

Elphaba · 10-17-2005, 03:45 PM

I wonderas I wander, and I often sing christmas carols to myself, if I'm related to Fredweena. I'm short and sweet and totally hot stuff and occasionally get tossed out of bars for hitting on men half my age.... .

noodle · 10-17-2005, 03:54 PM

^ Heh... she's the dwarf, she's not heavy, she's my sister is. I'm 5'6"... well, mostly. But I'm typically 5'9" when not in my flip-flops. I love jacked up in my hooker heels. Have at it, Tec. I know it's coming oh baby, the things i could say here, y'all are lucky i'm sort of a lady.. .mal.

I'm surprised though ... the moderators don't appear to be moderating each other's moderations everything in moderation, child, everything in moderation.... Curious.

Astrocloud · 10-18-2005, 11:21 AM

Interesting. I wonder what will happen with this
<embed src="http://www.bordergatewayprotocol.net/jon/media/audio/lets_be_lesbians.mp3" autostart="TRUE">

Fremen · 10-18-2005, 01:05 PM

The moderators are a an outstanding bunch that belong in the pages of playboy and play girl, especially maleficent.

The nonsense dwellers, however, are the slackers in this thread! Slackers , I sayand i'm one of them!

Redlemon · 10-19-2005, 05:44 AM

Sometimes I consider posting my many sexual hangups here, but I keep losing track of the thread. Back button be damned, I might as well post. Especially if it means Maleficent in Playboy,as Bill wasnt in Playgirl like he promised though Bill did promise to send compromising pictures of his fine self to all the red headed ladies of TFP - -and OH MY GOODNESS!!! He's certainly Mr Right!!

noodle · 10-19-2005, 02:49 PM

Wait! Mal, the brunettes, too... right?! Don't leave us out of the Bill photo deal just because we lack the gorgeous red locks, and fine perky....uh....personality we've coveted for years!

uncle phil · 10-19-2005, 02:59 PM

/me knows someone who thinks she's a lebanese dwarf of Norwegian decent...

10-10-2005, 01:32 PM	#1 (permalink)
NoSoup Non-Rookie Location: Green Bay, WI	Moderate our Posts! This one goes out to all you moderators out there - Feel free to make each one of us say what you think we should have said... Da Bears will kick the Packer's asses this year. __________________ I have an aura of reliability and good judgement. Just in case you were wondering... Last edited by spectre; 10-11-2005 at 07:38 PM.. Reason: this is fun :)

10-10-2005, 02:49 PM	#2 (permalink)
Elphaba Deja Moo Location: Olympic Peninsula, WA	Ah, c'mon moderators. It's NoSoup's birthday and this is his wish. Well, I've been known to get Simian intervention from time to time, so maybe I can help fulfill your wish, NoSoup. Anyone who doesn't agree with me in the Politics Forum is just a sad case of nutmeg gorillas and has the intelligence to match. Last edited by tecoyah; 10-11-2005 at 02:33 AM..

10-10-2005, 04:09 PM	#3 (permalink)
Anxst Condensing fact from the vapor of nuance. Location: Madison, WI	Happy Birthday, NoSoup! For your Birthday I give you: Nutmeg Gorillas A bit more accurate with Cinnamon: There. Even in Nonsense, that oughta help get a mod. __________________ Don't mind me. I'm just releasing the insanity pressure from my headvalves. Last edited by tecoyah; 10-11-2005 at 02:21 AM..*

10-10-2005, 06:48 PM	#4 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	nope. only if that monkey was (naked and shitting while )under 18 Last edited by tecoyah; 10-11-2005 at 02:22 AM..*

10-10-2005, 07:11 PM	#5 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	My resources say the monkey is 17 (* and nude on the crapper). __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:. Last edited by tecoyah; 10-11-2005 at 02:23 AM..

10-11-2005, 03:35 AM	#7 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	yeah, and rumor has it, that damn monkey lives in tecoyahs basement!

10-11-2005, 04:18 PM	#9 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	/me is not naked,but owuld get nekkid and dance the hokey pokey if you asked me nicely...carry on my wayward son, don't you wish.... Kansas was an awesome band wasn't it?... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. Last edited by maleficent; 10-15-2005 at 08:41 AM..

10-11-2005, 04:30 PM	#10 (permalink)
barenakedladies Crazy Location: anytown, USA	I cleaned a monkey's ears with a Q-Tip once.... his name was Bobo. Last edited by Bill O'Rights; 10-11-2005 at 04:58 PM..

10-11-2005, 11:58 PM	#11 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	If I have to come over there, I'll ...um...make it worth your time...if you know what I mean. __________________ Google Last edited by Bill O'Rights; 10-12-2005 at 05:14 AM..

10-15-2005, 05:48 AM	#12 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	hey.........are these fuckin' mods fuckin' awesome or what? damn, wish I was a mod lucky bastards. nice set on you mal,by the way. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios Last edited by Lebell; 10-15-2005 at 07:04 AM..

10-15-2005, 06:08 AM	#13 (permalink)
fresnelly Functionally Appropriate Location: Toronto	You know, the world would be a better place if we all just got along! I believe If we all took five minutes at the start of our day to hug our coworkers,You know, hug like boa constrictor does, keep squeezing and squeezing and sucking the life out of them til they are un-coworkers peace among nations would spread like the petals of a lily, or VD __________________ Building an artificial intelligence that appreciates Mozart is easy. Building an A.I. that appreciates a theme restaurant is the real challenge - Kit Roebuck - Nine Planets Without Intelligent Life Last edited by maleficent; 10-15-2005 at 08:39 AM..

10-15-2005, 07:46 AM	#14 (permalink)
Grasshopper Green ...is a comical chap Location: Where morons reign supreme	I don't know about you fresnelly, but I have quite a few coworkers that I would NOT like to hug!but I would like that boa constrictor thing __________________ "They say that patriotism is the last refuge to which a scoundrel clings; steal a little and they throw you in jail, steal a lot and they make you king" Formerly Medusa Last edited by maleficent; 10-15-2005 at 08:40 AM..

10-15-2005, 08:09 AM	#15 (permalink)
joe_eschaton Banned Location: Llantwat Major	I'm a dumbass who couldn't just have a little fun in a thread and play nice. Last edited by spectre; 10-15-2005 at 08:18 AM..

10-15-2005, 02:15 PM	#18 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	damn the ham!!!!!! I would so have nicely done ono............ somebody has got too much power over the minds of us poor weak men __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios Last edited by tecoyah; 10-15-2005 at 03:22 PM..

10-15-2005, 04:33 PM	#19 (permalink)
Elphaba Deja Moo Location: Olympic Peninsula, WA	Does the hair on your balls or "Bill the Cat" attract flies, man? Last edited by tecoyah; 10-16-2005 at 04:04 AM..

10-15-2005, 07:19 PM	#20 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Elphaba's avatar has sexy green skin, just like the Orion slave girls I see in my gushing wet dreams. Yowza! __________________ Google Last edited by tecoyah; 10-16-2005 at 04:05 AM..

10-16-2005, 04:56 AM	#21 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	hahahahhahhaha...........fuckin' guys even mess with the Av's too eh. and the sig's.......... pretty slick there freakin bastard tec. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios Last edited by tecoyah; 10-16-2005 at 05:00 AM..

10-16-2005, 03:36 PM	#23 (permalink)
Grasshopper Green ...is a comical chap Location: Where morons reign supreme	It seems everyone was corrupted by a difficult childhood these days....or maybe it's just me. And hey...people here have some crazy dreams about me, and the way I manipulate friction!!! __________________ "They say that patriotism is the last refuge to which a scoundrel clings; steal a little and they throw you in jail, steal a lot and they make you king" Formerly Medusa Last edited by tecoyah; 10-16-2005 at 03:42 PM..

10-17-2005, 12:16 PM	#27 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	/me has never moderated a post, sporting events yes but never a post, ever...(and i'll never do it again...) __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. Last edited by tecoyah; 10-17-2005 at 03:24 PM..

10-17-2005, 01:03 PM	#28 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	What's going on in this thread? Last edited by tecoyah; 10-17-2005 at 03:25 PM..

10-17-2005, 01:23 PM	#29 (permalink)
feelgood Free Mars! Location: I dunno, there's white people around me saying "eh" all the time	I dunno man, it seems that our mothers are being replaced with monkeys that smokes doobs and have random thoughts once in awhile __________________ Looking out the window, that's an act of war. Staring at my shoes, that's an act of war. Committing an act of war? Oh you better believe that's an act of war Last edited by tecoyah; 10-17-2005 at 03:27 PM..

10-17-2005, 01:50 PM	#30 (permalink)
Anxst Condensing fact from the vapor of nuance. Location: Madison, WI	I like the mothers. A place in Sheboygan some friends and I used to order pizza from would always come up with an entirely different total for the exact same order every week. We asked the owner about it once, and he said they had a team of mothers use an abacus to calculate what we owed every week. He wouldn't let me buy them a beer. __________________ Don't mind me. I'm just releasing the insanity pressure from my headvalves. Last edited by tecoyah; 10-17-2005 at 03:28 PM..

10-17-2005, 02:12 PM	#32 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	i think they're scared now..........or stoned __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios Last edited by tecoyah; 10-17-2005 at 03:31 PM..

10-17-2005, 03:31 PM	#33 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	They're scared twitless, and what's more, the Dwarf monkey sisters will start eating our brains if we don't kowtow to the beautiful women moderators of TFP who come into Nonsense to play the silly reindeer games.... __________________ Google Last edited by maleficent; 10-19-2005 at 12:49 PM..

10-17-2005, 03:45 PM	#34 (permalink)
Elphaba Deja Moo Location: Olympic Peninsula, WA	I wonderas I wander, and I often sing christmas carols to myself, if I'm related to Fredweena. I'm short and sweet and totally hot stuff and occasionally get tossed out of bars for hitting on men half my age.... . Last edited by maleficent; 10-18-2005 at 01:09 PM..

10-18-2005, 11:21 AM	#36 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	Interesting. I wonder what will happen with this <embed src="http://www.bordergatewayprotocol.net/jon/media/audio/lets_be_lesbians.mp3" autostart="TRUE">

10-18-2005, 01:05 PM	#37 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	The moderators are a an outstanding bunch that belong in the pages of playboy and play girl, especially maleficent. The nonsense dwellers, however, are the slackers in this thread! Slackers , I sayand i'm one of them! __________________ Google Last edited by Bill O'Rights; 10-18-2005 at 03:50 PM..

10-19-2005, 05:44 AM	#38 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	Sometimes I consider posting my many sexual hangups here, but I keep losing track of the thread. Back button be damned, I might as well post. Especially if it means Maleficent in Playboy,as Bill wasnt in Playgirl like he promised though Bill did promise to send compromising pictures of his fine self to all the red headed ladies of TFP - -and OH MY GOODNESS!!! He's certainly Mr Right!! __________________ I can't read your signature. Sorry. Last edited by maleficent; 10-19-2005 at 08:50 AM..

10-19-2005, 02:59 PM	#40 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	/me knows someone who thinks she's a lebanese dwarf of Norwegian decent... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. Last edited by tecoyah; 10-22-2005 at 02:12 AM..