for all you bird lovers...
 

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I woke early one morning,
The earth lay cool and still,
When suddenly a tiny bird,
Perched on my window sill,

He sang a song so lovely
So carefree and so gay,
That slowly all my troubles,
Began to slip away.

He sang of far off places
Of laughter and of fun,
It seemed his very trilling,
Brought up the morning sun.

I stirred beneath the covers,
Crept slowly out of bed,
Then gently shut the window
And crushed his fucking head.

(I'm not a morning person)

lmao...and here I was expecting one of those soft, mushy endings!
Good one!

*richeee calmly adds ~springrain to the list of those to be cautious of*
You truly are warped!




I like that!! :D

There is many a day that I can agree with that sentiment. After all, there are 3 cockatiels in my house.

And they don't know when to shut up.

damn birds eh.

bastards are buildin' a nest in my soffits.

shittin' on my front porch,twigs everywhere and noisy as all hell.

my daughter won't let me "dispose" of them so.....new chirpers soon i guess.

*fuckin' birds*

Ha ha- didn't take much to degrade this into a bird hating thread!

BTW did I mention the damn Canadian Snow Geese that have taken up residence on my driveway? Wouldn't mind if they didn't crap big white cigars all over the place....

i got a jodie we used to sing in rotc

a little bird
with a little bill
landed on my window sill
i lured him in with a piece of bread
and then i squashed his little head

a bigger bird
with a bigger bill
landed on my window sill
i lured him in with a piece of bread
and then i squashed his little head

the biggest bird
with the biggest bill
landed on my window sill
i lured him in with a piece of bread
and then i squashed his little head

the moral of
the story is
you cant get head
if you dont give bread =)