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Old 09-15-2005, 02:27 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Which sport needs Hooligans?

Baseball has them:


Basketball has them:


Even lowly soccer (that nobody watches) has hooligans:




What game needs hooligans -to truly make it a sport?
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Old 09-15-2005, 02:30 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Curling. Curling really really needs some rowdy hooligans.

"Sweep! Sweep! Harder! Yah, harder... faster! more... more! Ooh oh oh...."

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Old 09-15-2005, 02:34 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Hey! I watch soccer!

As far as hooligans are concerned...I think that is the benchmark in which you know your sport has been noticed

I think golf hooligans would be great....in the vein of Jackass the movie...bullhorns and such....it would liven up an otherwise dull game.
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Old 09-15-2005, 02:37 PM   #4 (permalink)
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golf hooligans search yields this image:



So there must be golf hooligans.
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Old 09-15-2005, 03:45 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 09-15-2005, 04:06 PM   #6 (permalink)
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The spelling bee. It's on espn, it's a sport. It'd be so easy to do. Just stand up during their trun and recite the alphabet through a megaphone. And billiards. Fuck some shit up with them balls. And of course soccer has hooligans. Soccer hooligans are the very definition of hooliganism.
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Old 09-15-2005, 04:18 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 09-15-2005, 04:24 PM   #8 (permalink)
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The spelling bee. It's on espn, it's a sport. It'd be so easy to do. Just stand up during their trun and recite the alphabet through a megaphone. And billiards. Fuck some shit up with them balls. And of course soccer has hooligans. Soccer hooligans are the very definition of hooliganism.


I have to agree with the soccer thing...they have been hooligans for quite some time. I go to a trivia chatroom and someone in there once said...I went to a riot today, and a soccer game broke out. So funny, so true...
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Old 09-15-2005, 04:42 PM   #9 (permalink)
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A potential Bingo hooligan:








/what? it's a sport at the VFW!
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Old 09-15-2005, 05:27 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Curling. Curling really really needs some rowdy hooligans.

"Sweep! Sweep! Harder! Yah, harder... faster! more... more! Ooh oh oh...."

based on that outburst, curling now has become extremely erotic.... Cello will be doing play by plays on pay per view...

I would say figure skating needs some hooligans then i remembered Tonya harding and that simpeirng nancy Oh My knee kerrigan...
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Old 09-20-2005, 07:46 PM   #11 (permalink)
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don't fuck with me when i'm shootin' pool...
Isnt it from trainspotting?

Well if there would be fencing hooligans... it can be sort of fun.
Or chess hooligans? Or does chess count as a sport...
Gosh, or bowling hooligans?
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Old 09-21-2005, 05:57 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Golf hooligans would be funny. See people hitting balls into the crowd on purpose.

Bowling would be good too. People throwing 10lb balls at eachother.

The special olympics needs hooligans...... yup ... I went there.
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Old 09-21-2005, 06:18 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Chess?

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Old 09-21-2005, 06:40 AM   #14 (permalink)
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The Westminster Dog Show. THEY need hooligans.
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Old 09-21-2005, 07:04 AM   #15 (permalink)
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It's not a sport, but how about Spelling Bee hooligans?
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Old 09-21-2005, 08:01 AM   #16 (permalink)
 
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Old 09-21-2005, 12:02 PM   #17 (permalink)
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It's not a sport, but how about Spelling Bee hooligans?
Haha, i win! (read further up)
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Old 09-21-2005, 10:07 PM   #18 (permalink)
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HAaa that actually made me chuckle
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