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Jesus Pimp 09-14-2005 07:49 PM

Yahoo: U.S. President George W. Bush writes a note...
 
Can anyone believe this idiot represents our country?
http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg....G7aLsST74eYA--
It's real folks. Not photoshopped. :lol:

Source

docbungle 09-14-2005 07:53 PM

What is the point of this thread? I honestly don't get it. Is he an idiot because he is right-handed? Or because he writes with a pencil instead of a pen? Or is he an idiot because he's human and has to piss from time to time?

aberkok 09-14-2005 08:01 PM

I think the point is that he is the president of the U.S.A. and he should know how to hold it by now. When I was in grade 5 and ask the teacher if I could go to the washroom, she'd reply: "you're responsible enough now to go when you need to without asking permission."

Besides, he shouldn't have to ask Condy if it's possible. Shouldn't he know whether it's appropriate or not by himself?

All things said...perhaps this belongs in Tilted Humour or Nonsense?

Jesus Pimp 09-14-2005 08:06 PM

Did you even read the note he is writing to Condi during the UN meeting?

"I think I
MAY NEED
A BATHROOM
break?
Is this possible"

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg....ush_xun135.jpg

It's pretty embarrassing if you ask me.

docbungle 09-14-2005 08:13 PM

If ya' gotta' go ya' gotta go.

Lebell 09-14-2005 08:24 PM

moved to nonsense.

Poloboy 09-14-2005 08:26 PM

I may be missing something, but I also don't understand what the big deal is with this note? Don't get me wrong, I'm no George Bush fan. I'm not even American. Regardless, he's at an international meeting (a UN conference) with dozens of diplomats. He really has to take a piss. He asks his staff member in charge of diplomacy whether it's appropriate or not to leave in a UN conference to take a piss. He's trying not to offend anyone by leaving, and asking the expert what the etiquette is.

Good for him.

Charlatan 09-15-2005 03:56 AM

Well Condi *is* his secretary... she take care of him when Laura isn't around.

...and Condi looks better in a dress than Colin did.

Redlemon 09-15-2005 04:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Charlatan
Well Condi *is* his secretary... she take care of him when Laura isn't around.

...and Condi looks better in a dress than Colin did.

And don't forget her famous slip of the tongue...
Quote:

A pressing issue of dinner-party etiquette is vexing Washington, according to a story now making the D.C. rounds: How should you react when your guest, in this case national-security adviser Condoleezza Rice, makes a poignant faux pas? At a recent dinner party hosted by New York Times D.C. bureau chief Philip Taubman and his wife, Times reporter Felicity Barringer, and attended by Arthur Sulzberger Jr., Maureen Dowd, Steven Weisman, and Elisabeth Bumiller, Rice was reportedly overheard saying, “As I was telling my husb—” and then stopping herself abruptly, before saying, “As I was telling President Bush.” Jaws dropped, but a guest says the slip by the unmarried politician, who spends weekends with the president and his wife, seemed more psychologically telling than incriminating. Nobody thinks Bush and Rice are actually an item. A National Security Council spokesman laughed and said, “No comment.”

StanT 09-15-2005 06:29 PM

The prez needs a potty break
 
We've all seen the pictures of President Bush writing a note to Condoleeza Rice stating that he needs to use the restroom.
Picture at Yahoo
Other than the obvious "slow news day?" questions, you've got to wonder if the president shouldn't have a code word for this. Hell he has a code word for everything else.

Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to come up with a code phrase for the president when he needs to use the washroom.

StanT 09-15-2005 06:30 PM

Air Force One needs to drop the big one.

Can we fly lower, I believe this is a blue state.

aberkok 09-15-2005 07:01 PM

I think that in light of WMDs and MREs which the president so loves to use, another 3 letter acronym is in order for this. Maybe GGB (gotta go bathroom) or BB1 (bathroom break 1) for #1 and BB2 for #2?

wolf 09-16-2005 05:04 AM

It would be the icing on the cake if Rice and Bush were having an affair, but I think it's more likely that Bush and John Roberts are having an affair, he's much further up Bush's ass.

Poppinjay 09-16-2005 05:28 AM

Condi has some pro football boyfriend, though I'd take her of Laura anyday. But then I'd also take either oh his two daughters over any of them.

I despise Bush, but I don't slam him on this note. Hell, maybe if his dad had written a note, he would have ralphed in the toilet instead of on the Emporor of Japan.

If I were in the position, I would have done the same thing, but would edited out the bathroom part. TMI.

Charlatan 09-16-2005 05:29 AM

That's a funny slip of the tongue...

The odd part is that she is single. I could see if she was married. I will say "my wife" when referring to a colleague because I say, "my wife" all the time. But to not have that phrase at the tip of your tongue and then to just let it slip... it's just odd.

Redlemon 09-16-2005 08:59 AM

Dupe thread to Tilted Forum Project - Yahoo: U.S. President George W. Bush writes a note...

CityOfAngels 09-16-2005 02:44 PM

I just think it shows where our country really is at right now; our president is asking his underling for permission to do something. It's not really a "George Bush is an idiot" picture, but more of an "open your eyes and see what's really going on" picture. Read between the lions.

leftyderek 09-20-2005 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by docbungle
What is the point of this thread? I honestly don't get it. Is he an idiot because he is right-handed? Or because he writes with a pencil instead of a pen? Or is he an idiot because he's human and has to piss from time to time?

Yes. because he's right-handed.

And yes. I am left-handed and think it's time for us lefties to stand up and discriminate you right-handers back.

Neh. Don't really see the point of this thread honestly.

drainpipe 09-20-2005 07:44 PM

President of the US has to use the restroom. Film at 11.

CSflim 10-04-2005 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StanT
Air Force One needs to drop the big one.

Can we fly lower, I believe this is a blue state.


Hahahaha. Nice.

vermin 10-11-2005 11:49 AM

Quote:

Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to come up with a code phrase for the president when he needs to use the washroom.
"Georgie go pee-pee now?"


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