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Ishmal 08-31-2005 10:18 PM

Weird Animals
 
inspired by Zephyr66s "Wombat" thread...

post pictures of animals that you think are weird...

i got the Platypus,
http://library.thinkquest.org/11922/...ypus_thumb.jpg

a egg-laying mammal with a broad flat tail, webbed feet, a ducks bill and poison spur on the heel of the male...

i also think the Echidna is a weird animal,
http://www.calm.wa.gov.au/plants_ani...dd_echidna.jpg

another egg-laying mammal with sharp quills all over its body, it can roll up into a ball for defence but i wouldn't recommend using it for soccer training...
http://www.cse.cuhk.edu.hk/~phwl/mt/...al/echidna.jpg



what you got for me???

ObieX 08-31-2005 10:24 PM

Always thought the seahorse was rather odd. It always amazes me that they've survived as a species. They're not all that mobile and seem to swim rather awkwardly. And they're very fragile.

http://john-g-shedd-aquarium.visit-c...i-seahorse.jpg

And, of course, there's the ever-elusive Otter Pope:

http://www.fawktastic.com/weeee/popeotterstaffbc1.JPG

Redlemon 09-01-2005 06:01 AM

Sea horse? That's nothing weird compared to the sea dragon...

http://www.eveandersson.com/photos/u...gon-medium.jpg

I saw one for the first time about two years ago, at the Boston Aquarium. I would have sworn it was fake if I hadn't seen it myself.

JustJess 09-01-2005 06:41 AM

Hey, that's in my Bio textbook!! I just read about it this morning!!!
Natural Selection, baby.

Hanxter 09-01-2005 09:41 AM

flambouyant cuttlefish...

http://www.vibrantsea.net/images/fla...t8_anilao7.jpg

bald faced hornet...

http://www.microscope-microscope.org...20Hornet-3.jpg

hovel nosed lobster...

http://alexkorol.home.comcast.net/re...ed_lobster.jpg

a Mooseratti...

http://www.eaglestation.com/moose/moosetire.jpeg

Redlemon 09-01-2005 09:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hanxter
a Mooseratti...

Does it do 185?

Charlatan 09-01-2005 09:57 AM

http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/attachm...tid=1226&stc=1

The elusive Paddyjoe is found roaming the southern shores of Lake Ontario. Known for its keen eye and ability to party it often crosses paths with its nemesis... the flyman

bernadette 09-01-2005 10:09 AM

BWAHAHAHAHAHA @ Charlatan!!!!!
i was so NOT expecting that! (You'd think i'd remember what forum this is by now... haha!)
i totally & honestly let out a really loud chuckle!!! Fly's gonna love this shit.

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OK. The rules of this thread don't state that the weird animals must be exotic, so i am going to submit the lowly common <b>Opossum</b> to this parade of weird animals. (Still laughing at Char's entry btw).

A few night s ago, this fella was on the utility wires that run across our backyard.
He looked like a large cat sized ugly rat. And weirder yet, he just sat there! motionless for at least hour, maybe longer... i went to bed. He was gone by morning.

<img src="http://static.flickr.com/28/38388421_10f2a450d5.jpg">

i guess i can be glad though it wasn't Charlatan's weird animal on the wires in my backyard, cuz i probably would've soil my pajama pants! :lol:

ObieX 09-01-2005 10:10 AM

Horseshoe Crabs:

http://www.fishesnpets.net/explore/e...ngipoint31.jpg
http://globaldyn.ipnstock.com/dyn_im...7328000018.JPG

Charlatan 09-01-2005 10:17 AM

On a more serious note (are we allowed to do that in Nonsense?) I bring you the Chimera Fish

http://www.tcnj.edu/~hofmann/humor/M...imaera_pup.jpg

paddyjoe 09-01-2005 05:17 PM

i'll just never understand.....




bastards.... :lol:

ObieX 09-01-2005 05:48 PM

Don't worry, the otter pope will see they all burn in hell. :D

paddyjoe 09-01-2005 05:53 PM

I can always count on the otter........... :thumbsup:

theguyondacouch 09-01-2005 06:26 PM

http://www.provet.co.uk/Guinea%20pigs/guineapig.jpg
The guinea pig is a weaird ass creature. You don't really realize it when you see them in the store, but once you realize that somewhere in south america there a herds of cat size furry rodents running around squeeking up a storm it starts to sink in.

Fremen 09-01-2005 07:54 PM

On the otter hand....

Sticky 09-01-2005 07:55 PM

Don't forget the BBQ Hornet
<img src="http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0XADrAoUcWELO!NIGyjp6PUP34D7*nO7evmJcxEFvmrVRPHuN0grgAgvXc2LYJtP50TJCI1o9gvb9hHCePXowprS2q1UwlHFSV05toPqxLOTHRQMnhxHUAo7qiyu0P7vuB7F7LbeYc3w/Hornet%20comes%20for%20dinner.JPG?dc=4675537527184440226">

Sue 09-01-2005 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Charlatan
On a more serious note (are we allowed to do that in Nonsense?) I bring you the Chimera Fish

http://www.tcnj.edu/~hofmann/humor/M...imaera_pup.jpg

Looks like a friend of Stitch's (lilo & stitch)

But that's a cool lookin creature!!

Sue 09-01-2005 08:14 PM

no clue what this thing is.

http://user.bahnhof.se/~wizard/GUSTe...ulla_odlan.jpg

lindseylatch 09-01-2005 08:53 PM

i've never seen a guinea pig as big as a cat...but yeah, i don't think they look like that in the wild. they're probably more like those giant ones...that they sell in the store...who's name I can remember...Starts with a q?

paddyjoe 09-02-2005 03:30 AM

How about the amazingly hideous two-headed snake?


http://static.flickr.com/15/22221744_0bf87ba269_o.jpg

Fly 09-02-2005 03:38 AM

ahhhahahhahhahaa...........Charlie nailed joe..........

theguyondacouch 09-02-2005 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lindseylatch
i've never seen a guinea pig as big as a cat...but yeah, i don't think they look like that in the wild. they're probably more like those giant ones...that they sell in the store...who's name I can remember...Starts with a q?

Well, the largest of my 3 is about the size of a small cat, but admitedly it is the largest I've ever seen. That pic is actually a pretty decent depiction of what they look like in the wild at least as far as the kind of fur that is shown. Are you thinking of chinchillas perhaps?
edit-this is according to a book I have on guinea pigs, it seems several sources on the internet disagree about the origin of the guinea pig, but I have more trust in a book than the internet.

Tophat665 09-02-2005 09:10 PM

Aye-Aye, Cap'n
<img src="http://www.pri.kyoto-u.ac.jp/official/shimin2003/aye-aye.jpg">
Leaf Nosed Bat
<img src="http://www.parkerriver.org/images/kids/bats/calleaf_tuttle.jpg">
Maned Wolf - It's like a fox on stilts
<img src="http://www.shoarns.com/Maned%20Wolf%202.JPG">

Tophat665 09-02-2005 09:23 PM

Goose Fish
<img src="http://www.nefsc.noaa.gov/faq/images/goose.gif">
Ocean sunfish
<img src="http://dnr.metrokc.gov/wlr/waterres/marine/sunfish.jpg">
(Yes, that's a whole fish)

Gulper Eel
<img src="http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/abyss/life/images/ellis223.jpeg">

Moloch
<img src="http://www.bluechameleon.org/Photo%20&%20Image%20Stockpile%20-%20BCV/Thorny%20devil%20Moloch%20horridus%20-%20CAPTION.jpg">

theguyondacouch 09-03-2005 07:28 AM

Alligator snapping turtle
http://68.5.154.59:9090/images_htm/a..._turtle_05.jpg

hedgehog
http://www.cybersalt.org/cleanlaugh/...dgehogball.jpg

cellophanedeity 09-03-2005 07:42 AM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2.../capybara2.jpg

The capybera is adorable! It looks like a giant guinea pig!

optik_nerve 09-03-2005 08:16 AM

Nobody can top the infamous Vampyroteuthis Infernalis.
http://www.smithsonianmag.si.edu/smi...es/vampire.jpg

For defense, jagged arms fold back like a skirt.
http://www.smithsonianmag.si.edu/smi...reinverted.jpg

Truly an amazing creature.
Quote:

The vampire squid looks more like something that swam out of a late-night science fiction movie. The squid has large fins at the to of its body that resemble large ears. It is very gelatinous in form, resembling a jellyfish more than the common squid. The vampire squid has the largest eyes of any animal. It is a small animal, growing to a length of about six inches, bit it has globular eyeballs as large as the eyes of a large dog. The vampire squid's body is covered with light-producing organs called photophores. This gives the squid the unique ability to "turn itself on or off" at will. When the photophores are off, the squid is completely invisible in the dark waters where it lives. These squid live as deep as 3000 feet. Unlike other squid and octopi, the vampire squid has no ink sack. The vampire squid's arms are covered with sharp tooth-like spikes. This gives the animal its name. One pair of arms has been modified into retractile filaments that can extend to twice the body length of the animal. The squid may use these arms to capture its prey. When threatened, the squid can draw its arms up over itself and form a defensive web that covers its body. The vampire squid can swim extremely fast for a gelatinous animal. It can reach a speed of 2 body lengths per second and can accelerate to this speed in only 5 seconds. If danger is present, it can make several quick turns in an attempt to escape its enemies. The vampire squid is found throughout the world in most tropical and temperate regions.
Check out the creepy blue eye..
http://www.anomalies-unlimited.com/O...Vamppsquid.jpg

Sugarmouse 09-03-2005 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cellophanedeity
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2.../capybara2.jpg

The capybera is adorable! It looks like a giant guinea pig!

that is so cute!! some amazng animals on here!

Tophat665 09-03-2005 07:12 PM

My uncle used to call my brother "capybara" because he is the world's largest rodent.

theguyondacouch 09-03-2005 11:19 PM

armadillo
http://magma.nationalgeographic.com/...ery_2_0503.jpg

Ishmal 09-04-2005 03:36 PM

well here it is...

the one...

the only...






http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a2...fuckingass.jpg

hows that for a weird creature???

noodle 09-04-2005 04:03 PM

Ishmal, I'm not sure which part of that animal is the most disturbing. The nose? The glasses? The plaid... or the candy cane (!!)? That's the most interesting umm... donkey, I've ever seen.

texxasco 09-04-2005 04:35 PM

Chupacabras
 
http://members.cox.net/texxasco/imag...patexas704.jpg
Click HERE to read about this.

ObieX 09-04-2005 06:28 PM

I know its cheating cuz its an insect and they're all pretty weird. But i got to play with one of these guys in my back yard today so i figure i would slap a pic of one up :p

I'd have taken a pic of the one i saw but i couldnt find my digicam :(

http://www.1000plus.com/Hbirds/01092...0Mantis%20.JPG

Tophat665 09-04-2005 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ishmal
well here it is...

the one...

the only...

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a2...fuckingass.jpg

hows that for a weird creature???

Jesus Haploid Christ! It's a wooly mammoth in Drag!

<img src="http://www.prehistory.com/dinosaurs/woolymths.jpg">

ObieX 09-04-2005 10:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tophat665
Jesus Haploid Christ! It's a wooly mammoth in Drag!

It's certainly the first tail i've seen w/ a nostril.
:lol:

Tophat665 09-05-2005 05:09 AM

A Monkey with four Asses!
<IMG SRC="http://www.bc.edu/bc_org/svp/st_org/bccrew/images/4ass.gif">

Or, if you prefer, a Monkey with three asses.
<img src="http://www.state.gov/cms_images/20030320_bush-cabinet2_copy.jpg">
(GIS for 4 Asses. No Sh!t.)

Fly 09-05-2005 07:55 AM

*sigh..........bastards*





anyways........here's a couple for ya'........

they call this one fangtooth...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1.../fangtooth.jpg

and this one lizard fish.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...izard_fish.jpg




pretty aren't they?

ObieX 09-05-2005 12:49 PM

Stoplight Loosejaw
http://elg.uib.no/~gmset/activityzon...-niger2-lg.jpg

I imagine this giant jellyfish would do more than give an unpleasant sting :p

http://elg.uib.no/~gmset/activityzon.../jelly-450.jpg

egad
http://www.oceans.gov.au/norfanz/ima...ad-26k-web.jpg

one of my favorite fishes
http://seal-asia.com/galleries/divin...dragonfish.jpg

this one has a light on it's head :p
http://www.science.soton.ac.uk/scien.../images/9c.jpg



and then there's any kind of blind, colorless cave live.

http://www.arkive.org/media/B71DC905...um/picture.jpg
http://www.sbs.utexas.edu/jcabbott/p...040213_std.jpg
http://www.utexas.edu/depts/tnhc/.ww...y/typhlich.jpg


A seaspider. I mayn ever go swimming again...
http://alexkorol.home.comcast.net/re...sea_spider.jpg

http://alexkorol.home.comcast.net/re.../viperfish.jpg

umbrella mouth gulper eel
http://alexkorol.home.comcast.net/re...gulper_eel.jpg

Ishmal 09-06-2005 04:16 PM

have you ever heard a bird laugh at you???



no??



then u obviously have never met a Kookaburra!

http://www.shoarns.com/Kookaburra%20s.jpg


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