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Location: Uvita, Costa Rica
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dunno where this goes...<language>
So lets see if I remember it all. . .
It was last saturday. . . First day my sis & folks are back stateside, left me here. . . One of our new friends here, Roy, says he's got a couple chica's lined up for the night. . . They live south of here, about 45min drive. . . It's now 8:30, and still no sign of Roy. . . He finally pulls up, explains about some problem in San Jose, blah blah blah. Off we go, but first to the Soda Naranja. Need some food before this gets going... grab a couple burgers, off we go. After about 45 mins in Palmar Norte ( that town that's already 45 mins south of here.... ), we still haven't seen or heard from Roy's chicas.... Finally see one hanging out at the bus station or whatever the hell it was... Nasty as fucking hell. Missing several teeth, in *OBVIOUS* need of a shower *** AND A SHAVE ***. Can't wait to see what he's got picked out for me . . . Another 2 hours pass, can't find the first one he had. . . so now we're reduced to slumming the bars a bit... His first suggestion: 27-ish, I'd say 4 kids, rather plump. . . His next suggestion: *** 45 ***. . . ignored the rest, drove off. His last suggestion: About 20, wearing a bandanna so who can tell on the hair, miniskirt & thong making a nice showing, nice smile...... BUT, it's SATURDAY, she can't do tonight. Aaah shit. So . . possibly manana? . . . Si, Senor. So . . manana. Start nice & early for the trip, 6-ish. Some bullshit & drinks for an hour, take off to the bar. ( You're absolutely gonna love the bars here.. [ not in san jose as much.... ] ) It's fucking karaoke night... damnit. and she wants to sing. 2 hours, 14 rounds of drinks later, ( for 4 people... ) Now I'm out $25, and 4 hours of funtime. Back to my house, where just previously in the car we learned something rather scary. . . Roy's chica wasn't into Roy . . . but me. Scary proposition. Me & vanessa having fun on the couch, crazy scary bitch outside with roy, screaming about having to go home. . . . So now it's about 3 am. Take the bitches home Roy. Vanessa begs for 5000 colones ( $8 ) to pay her water bill, FOR HER 3 KIDS. ~G'nite. |
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loving the curves
Location: my Lady's manor
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If I was you man, I would have clicked the heels of my ruby red shoes together 3 times and gotten the hell out of there.
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I've been wondering to myself..now what could Agave be doing down there that caused him to forget all about those photos of Costa Rica that he promised in the photography forum months ago????
![]() NOW I know!!! ![]() Agave...leave those prostitutos alone and get busy with that Nikon!!! Don't make me come down there!! ![]() |
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Junkie
Location: Chicago
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It's funny to see this bumped back up.
Even after a second read, I still don't know what the hell happened.
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