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Agave · 07-29-2005, 09:17 PM

So lets see if I remember it all. . .
It was last saturday. . .
First day my sis & folks are back stateside, left me
here. . .
One of our new friends here, Roy, says he's got a
couple chica's lined up for the night. . .
They live south of here, about 45min drive. . .
It's now 8:30, and still no sign of Roy. . .

He finally pulls up, explains about some problem in
San Jose, blah blah blah. Off we go, but first to the
Soda Naranja. Need some food before this gets
going... grab a couple burgers, off we go.

After about 45 mins in Palmar Norte ( that town that's
already 45 mins south of here.... ), we still haven't
seen or heard from Roy's chicas....

Finally see one hanging out at the bus station or
whatever the hell it was... Nasty as fucking hell.
Missing several teeth, in *OBVIOUS* need of a shower
*** AND A SHAVE ***.

Can't wait to see what he's got picked out for me . .
.
Another 2 hours pass, can't find the first one he had.
. . so now we're reduced to slumming the bars a bit...

His first suggestion: 27-ish, I'd say 4 kids, rather
plump. . .
His next suggestion: *** 45 ***. . . ignored the
rest, drove off.
His last suggestion: About 20, wearing a bandanna so
who can tell on the hair, miniskirt & thong making a
nice showing, nice smile......
BUT, it's SATURDAY, she can't do tonight. Aaah shit.
So . . possibly manana? . . . Si, Senor.
So . . manana.
Start nice & early for the trip, 6-ish.
Some bullshit & drinks for an hour, take off to the
bar.
( You're absolutely gonna love the bars here.. [ not
in san jose as much.... ] )
It's fucking karaoke night... damnit. and she wants to
sing.
2 hours, 14 rounds of drinks later, ( for 4 people...
) Now I'm out $25, and 4 hours of funtime.

Back to my house, where just previously in the car we
learned something rather scary. . . Roy's chica wasn't
into Roy . . . but me. Scary proposition.

Me & vanessa having fun on the couch, crazy scary
bitch outside with roy, screaming about having to go
home.

. . .

So now it's about 3 am. Take the bitches home Roy.
Vanessa begs for 5000 colones ( $8 ) to pay her water
bill, FOR HER 3 KIDS.

~G'nite.

JumpinJesus · 07-29-2005, 09:25 PM

What the hell did I just read?

Fremen · 07-29-2005, 09:31 PM

I think he found a den of wolverines.

Fly · 07-29-2005, 10:50 PM

and i thought i was fucked up on drugs...........

theguyondacouch · 07-30-2005, 06:40 AM

Oh yeah man? And what did the great pumpkin have to say about all this?

kramus · 07-30-2005, 06:49 AM

If I was you man, I would have clicked the heels of my ruby red shoes together 3 times and gotten the hell out of there.

bernadette · 07-30-2005, 09:14 AM

get yourself to a clinic to get tested for HIV & other STDs.

oh & maybe start your own blog?

Ishmal · 07-31-2005, 06:27 PM

/me scratches head

DennisMenace · 08-26-2005, 10:14 PM

I've been wondering to myself..now what could Agave be doing down there that caused him to forget all about those photos of Costa Rica that he promised in the photography forum months ago????

NOW I know!!!

(And i must admit, i suspected as much!)

Agave...leave those prostitutos alone and get busy with that Nikon!!!

Don't make me come down there!!

JumpinJesus · 08-26-2005, 10:30 PM

It's funny to see this bumped back up.

Even after a second read, I still don't know what the hell happened.

DennisMenace · 08-27-2005, 02:08 PM

I lived there for 2 years. There's almost free cocaine, almost free columbian smoke, almost free prostitutos...etc, etc. With the value of hindsight, his post make perfect sense to me!!

Ishmal · 08-28-2005, 04:27 PM

/me scratches head so hard i've worn a bald patch on my head....

Stiltzkin · 08-28-2005, 09:02 PM

Sounds like you have... umm... interesting life involving prostitutes with children who need to pay their $8 water bills >.>
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07-29-2005, 09:17 PM	#1 (permalink)
Agave Upright Location: Uvita, Costa Rica	dunno where this goes...<language> So lets see if I remember it all. . . It was last saturday. . . First day my sis & folks are back stateside, left me here. . . One of our new friends here, Roy, says he's got a couple chica's lined up for the night. . . They live south of here, about 45min drive. . . It's now 8:30, and still no sign of Roy. . . He finally pulls up, explains about some problem in San Jose, blah blah blah. Off we go, but first to the Soda Naranja. Need some food before this gets going... grab a couple burgers, off we go. After about 45 mins in Palmar Norte ( that town that's already 45 mins south of here.... ), we still haven't seen or heard from Roy's chicas.... Finally see one hanging out at the bus station or whatever the hell it was... Nasty as fucking hell. Missing several teeth, in OBVIOUS need of a shower * AND A SHAVE . Can't wait to see what he's got picked out for me . . . Another 2 hours pass, can't find the first one he had. . . so now we're reduced to slumming the bars a bit... His first suggestion: 27-ish, I'd say 4 kids, rather plump. . . His next suggestion: 45 *. . . ignored the rest, drove off. His last suggestion: About 20, wearing a bandanna so who can tell on the hair, miniskirt & thong making a nice showing, nice smile...... BUT, it's SATURDAY, she can't do tonight. Aaah shit. So . . possibly manana? . . . Si, Senor. So . . manana. Start nice & early for the trip, 6-ish. Some bullshit & drinks for an hour, take off to the bar. ( You're absolutely gonna love the bars here.. [ not in san jose as much.... ] ) It's fucking karaoke night... damnit. and she wants to sing. 2 hours, 14 rounds of drinks later, ( for 4 people... ) Now I'm out $25, and 4 hours of funtime. Back to my house, where just previously in the car we learned something rather scary. . . Roy's chica wasn't into Roy . . . but me. Scary proposition. Me & vanessa having fun on the couch, crazy scary bitch outside with roy, screaming about having to go home. . . . So now it's about 3 am. Take the bitches home Roy. Vanessa begs for 5000 colones ( $8 ) to pay her water bill, FOR HER 3 KIDS. ~G'nite.

07-29-2005, 09:25 PM	#2 (permalink)
JumpinJesus Junkie Location: Chicago	What the hell did I just read? __________________ "I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I am" - Cormac McCarthy, All The Pretty Horses

07-29-2005, 09:31 PM	#3 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	I think he found a den of wolverines. __________________ Google

07-29-2005, 10:50 PM	#4 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	and i thought i was fucked up on drugs........... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

07-30-2005, 06:40 AM	#5 (permalink)
theguyondacouch salmon? Location: Outside Providence	Oh yeah man? And what did the great pumpkin have to say about all this? __________________ "Lick my frozen metal ass!"

07-30-2005, 06:49 AM	#6 (permalink)
kramus loving the curves Location: my Lady's manor	If I was you man, I would have clicked the heels of my ruby red shoes together 3 times and gotten the hell out of there. __________________ And now to disengage the clutch of the forebrain ... I'm going with this - if you like artwork visit http://markfineart.ca

07-30-2005, 09:14 AM	#7 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	get yourself to a clinic to get tested for HIV & other STDs. oh & maybe start your own blog? __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

07-31-2005, 06:27 PM	#8 (permalink)
Ishmal Wicked Clown Location: House Of Horrors	/me scratches head __________________ "Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular."

08-26-2005, 10:14 PM	#9 (permalink)
DennisMenace Upright	I've been wondering to myself..now what could Agave be doing down there that caused him to forget all about those photos of Costa Rica that he promised in the photography forum months ago???? NOW I know!!! (And i must admit, i suspected as much!) Agave...leave those prostitutos alone and get busy with that Nikon!!! Don't make me come down there!!

08-26-2005, 10:30 PM	#10 (permalink)
JumpinJesus Junkie Location: Chicago	It's funny to see this bumped back up. Even after a second read, I still don't know what the hell happened. __________________ "I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I am" - Cormac McCarthy, All The Pretty Horses

08-27-2005, 02:08 PM	#11 (permalink)
DennisMenace Upright	I lived there for 2 years. There's almost free cocaine, almost free columbian smoke, almost free prostitutos...etc, etc. With the value of hindsight, his post make perfect sense to me!!

08-28-2005, 04:27 PM	#12 (permalink)
Ishmal Wicked Clown Location: House Of Horrors	/me scratches head so hard i've worn a bald patch on my head.... __________________ "Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular."

08-28-2005, 09:02 PM	#13 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	Sounds like you have... umm... interesting life involving prostitutes with children who need to pay their $8 water bills >.> <.<