I don't know so don't ask me any questions!!!
 

This is the thread where you shouldn't ask me anything.

Why not...?

are you sure we shouldnt ask you anything?

What is wrong with all of you?

Hey! .....WTF?

so have a nice day!

But I want to ask you a question, why won't you answer me?

You guys just don't get it, do you?

Get what?

I don't get it.

He's inscrutable, Jim.

walk to school, or carry your lunch?

Can you people be anymore unbelievable?

Can YOU? HMMMM? how about that huh?!

What are you talking about?

"CK to CQ!" "Come in, CQ!" <------ popped into my head from a movie. Name it, plz.

Is just me or is this kind of funny? (SFW)
http://www.whatsyourname.net/Heavenly%20Angels%202.jpg
http://www.whatsyourname.net/Heavenly%20Angels%201.jpg

Charlatan, I was just wondering, whats the meaning of life?

Now why would you ask me that? I told you I don't know.

Charlatan, Do you know who I could ask?

Fremen, that movie is "Contact"

Charlatan doesn't know anything.

Do you know Jack Shit?

No
no. no. no.

this is some sort of trap.

(do i die now?)

Why is JumpinJesus the only one who gets it?

Hi Charlatan. Astrocloud says "BOOGERS!" or so i've been told... or i read it somewhere... or somejackthing. Y'know. Whatever.

Thank you! It was drivin' me sane. :D

as is Charlie,you're so fuckin' far from sane it hurts Fre........

How are babies made?

Charlie, who would wanna hurt Fre?

I really don't know the answers to any of these questions. Didn't you read the title of this thread?

I think your using reverse psychology. Am I right?

the answers, my friend, are blowing in the wind...

go to new york, or by bus?

How much time do you have for me to actually answer that question in detail?

Why do you all seem to think I have any answers to give?

dude..........no worries.

we all know that you don't know shit so,all we are doin' is messin' w/ ya'..........you know?

......i didn't think so.

ask joe man.........he seems to think he has his shit together. :rolleyes:


good luck bro.......

fuckin' people nowadays............

Yeah, we're only posting here to make you feel better.

Charlatan, why am i so cool?

I'm thinking I'm in a rut.

I have no opinions and I don't know anything... think of me like Shultz from Hogan's Heroes... I KNOW NOTHING!

http://www.geog.ucsb.edu/~jeff/misc/schultz.jpg

maybe rudy knows...

Why don't you know anything?

ever hear the phrase "lands and voids?" charlie's the "void..."

To quote Lou Costello: I don't even know what your talkin' about!!!

Hey Charlatan, just what is so funny 'bout Peace, Love, and Understaaaaaaaandin'?

supertramp...........rudy


Rudy's on a train to nowhere, halfway down the line
He don't wanna get there, but he needs time
He ain't sophisticated, no well-educated
After all the hours he's wasted, still he needs time
He needs time - he needs time for livin'
He needs time - for someone just to see him
He ain't had no lovin' for no reason or rhyme
And he whole world's above him
Well it's not us thought he's fat
No there's more to it than that
See he tries to play in school
Wouldn't be nobody's fool
Rudy thought that all good things comes to those what wait
But recently he could see that it may come too late
All thought your life, all thought the years
Nobody loved, nobody cared
So dim the light, dark are your fears
Try as I might, I can't hold back the tears
How can you live without love, it's not fair?
Someone said give, but I just didn't dare
What good advice are you waiting to hear?
Hearing's alright for them that's all there
You'd better gain control now
You'd better show 'em all now
You'd better make or break now
You'd better give and take now
You'll have to push and shove now
You'll have to find some love now
You'd better gain control now
Now he's just come out the movie
Numb of all the pain
Sad but in a while he'll soon be
Back on his train...

I don't know that song...

i think you know a fuck of a lot more than you're letting on......










or maybe not

You can't help me not you guys
All you sweet girls with all your sweet talk
You can all go take a walk
And I guess I just don't know
And I guess I just don't know

Why are people harrassing you?

You don't know so don't ask. Jeesh, Why do people insist on bothering you?

i wouldn't call <i>that</i> exactly "answers", Fre...

ACK! RUN FOR COVER! Joe had bean burritos again...

joe is a bean burrito if you ask me........wouldn't you say Charlie?

Do you all remember when I started this thread and I said that I didn't know anything?

Guess what?


It's still true.

Burritos are good. Chimichangas are great!

What's the difference?

Tell 'em Charlie. All you fuckers'll know when the gas is on.

hell joe..........you're so full of hot air,i can feel the heat all the way over here.

Knock, knock.


Who's there?


















I DON'T KNOW!!!!

fuckin Canadian humour, eh

oh yeah...


humour = humor, right?


:lol:

/me ain't sayin' nothin'...'ceptin' i seen flashdance and i seen charlie golf...

are you saying that charlie golfs like a female welder wearing pointy red pumps?

the downside of that is, charlie has seen me golf...

You know you don't know.

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I don't know about that...


I'm thinking and I'm thinking but I just... nope.



I don't know.

You should have seen me golfing today... it wasn't pretty. One would think I don't know how to golf...

On the upside, on the very last hole I sunk a 20 foot put for birdie...

I really don't know how I did it.

I don't know who gave you that idea...

*bastards*

we could substitute 'golfs' for 'looks'

What's a birdie?


/idolizes Dorf on Golf

hehe...if you idolize Dorf on Golf, you'll never know what a birdie is...

<img src="http://www.londonstimes.us/toons/cartoons/Simeon_AnotherBirdie2.jpg">

i don't golf, but my husband does. so i hear about birdies, turkeys, etc. weee... :crazy:

I can't believe you people are still unable to grasp the finer points (and this is a really unsubtle thread) of this thread topic.

I just don't know what to do with all of you.

Just like Charlie Don't Surf...

Charlie Don't Know...

present for charlie:

http://go.grolier.com/go-ol/static/f.../nbkfeatrs.htm

CHARLES!!!!! i have NOT asked one question of you within the confines of this thread.
Please, do not group me with all the question-askers. Thank you.
Please, drive thru. Have a nice day. [weirdo]

:icare:

So, Charlatan - I could only lurk for so long before I had to ask - is this your own amused experiment? or are you a front for some UofT psychosocial sciences lab? What's the game here, man?

Bernadette, secret love of my life, I would never lump you in with any of these weirdoes... unless it was in a good stew.

Please forgive me for overlooking your passionate adherence to this thread's premise.



Dear Kramus... I don't see what you are getting at...

Fudge packers! Fudge packers! Everywhere there's fudge packers!

http://www.tcnj.edu/~hofmann/humor/Misc/fudge.jpg

/me never asked...

i like stew.

wait... is that i like being stewed?

[hiccup]

aw hell who cares? who the hell is buying the next round?
JUST FOR THE RECORD:
those questions are directed at everyone EXCEPT Charlatan.
Charlatan knows shit.


----
*shakes head @ Fre*

I don't know shit but Fremen sure knows his fudge packers...

I don't know the reason for this insanity, but it's got to stop!!

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i know what you wingnuts are all about..........

yeah right. you know jack fucking dick like yer goofy countryman Charlie......... :crazy:

hey........he's my brother from another mother man..........

those poor, poor women.......

why do you say that?.........do they know you?



:D

who's yer daddy............................... :lol:

You guys are just sick... not that I know that or anything... just call it a hunch.

Dear Bernadette

I thought you would have figured this out by now...

I don't know shit.

leave the fuckin' guy alone........can't you see he don't know shit.


not that i'd like to know shit or anything........

....kinda sick if you think about it.

hmmm...........fuckin' weird eh.........how'd that happen?

Can we get a "Hell yeah!" for the Brothers' Canuck?

and again...........




:confused:

Don't look at me brother fly... I don't know how it happened either...

I'll tell you how it happened. It's the frikkin' BC mary-jane mojo workin' from the farm, causing the "mishaps" on the board.
Hey fly, could you give it a little tweak for me? I want to go back two weeks. ;)

I'd like to go back in time to the beginning of the summer and have the knowledge I have now... I just don't know how to do it...

just leave the golf clubs on the other side of the lake and everything will be fine...

What does he know, Phil? I want to get to the bottom of that question. Will it help to know that he will slice and ker-plunk and such? When he already knows this now? The questions keep mounting for Charlatan to answer :hmm: