JustJess

Why don't you know anything?

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uncle phil

ever hear the phrase "lands and voids?" charlie's the "void..."

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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Charlatan

To quote Lou Costello: I don't even know what your talkin' about!!!

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JumpinJesus

Hey Charlatan, just what is so funny 'bout Peace, Love, and Understaaaaaaaandin'?

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Charlatan

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Fly

supertramp...........rudy


Rudy's on a train to nowhere, halfway down the line
He don't wanna get there, but he needs time
He ain't sophisticated, no well-educated
After all the hours he's wasted, still he needs time
He needs time - he needs time for livin'
He needs time - for someone just to see him
He ain't had no lovin' for no reason or rhyme
And he whole world's above him
Well it's not us thought he's fat
No there's more to it than that
See he tries to play in school
Wouldn't be nobody's fool
Rudy thought that all good things comes to those what wait
But recently he could see that it may come too late
All thought your life, all thought the years
Nobody loved, nobody cared
So dim the light, dark are your fears
Try as I might, I can't hold back the tears
How can you live without love, it's not fair?
Someone said give, but I just didn't dare
What good advice are you waiting to hear?
Hearing's alright for them that's all there
You'd better gain control now
You'd better show 'em all now
You'd better make or break now
You'd better give and take now
You'll have to push and shove now
You'll have to find some love now
You'd better gain control now
Now he's just come out the movie
Numb of all the pain
Sad but in a while he'll soon be
Back on his train...

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Charlatan

I don't know that song...

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paddyjoe

i think you know a fuck of a lot more than you're letting on......










or maybe not

Charlatan

You can't help me not you guys
All you sweet girls with all your sweet talk
You can all go take a walk
And I guess I just don't know
And I guess I just don't know

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Astrocloud

Why are people harrassing you?

You don't know so don't ask. Jeesh, Why do people insist on bothering you?

bernadette

i wouldn't call <i>that</i> exactly "answers", Fre...

ACK! RUN FOR COVER! Joe had bean burritos again...

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Fly

joe is a bean burrito if you ask me........wouldn't you say Charlie?

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Charlatan

Do you all remember when I started this thread and I said that I didn't know anything?

Guess what?


It's still true.

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Fremen

Burritos are good. Chimichangas are great!

What's the difference?

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paddyjoe

Tell 'em Charlie. All you fuckers'll know when the gas is on.

Fly

hell joe..........you're so full of hot air,i can feel the heat all the way over here.

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Charlatan

Knock, knock.


Who's there?


















I DON'T KNOW!!!!

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paddyjoe

fuckin Canadian humour, eh

paddyjoe

oh yeah...


humour = humor, right?

uncle phil

/me ain't sayin' nothin'...'ceptin' i seen flashdance and i seen charlie golf...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

bernadette

are you saying that charlie golfs like a female welder wearing pointy red pumps?

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uncle phil

the downside of that is, charlie has seen me golf...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Yakk

You know you don't know.

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uncle phil

<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v172/unclephil/flashdancemaniac.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com">

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Charlatan

I don't know about that...


I'm thinking and I'm thinking but I just... nope.



I don't know.

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- Old Man Luedecke

Charlatan

You should have seen me golfing today... it wasn't pretty. One would think I don't know how to golf...

On the upside, on the very last hole I sunk a 20 foot put for birdie...

I really don't know how I did it.

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Charlatan

I don't know who gave you that idea...

*bastards*

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- Old Man Luedecke

paddyjoe

we could substitute 'golfs' for 'looks'

Fremen

What's a birdie?


/idolizes Dorf on Golf

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uncle phil

hehe...if you idolize Dorf on Golf, you'll never know what a birdie is...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

bernadette

<img src="http://www.londonstimes.us/toons/cartoons/Simeon_AnotherBirdie2.jpg">

i don't golf, but my husband does. so i hear about birdies, turkeys, etc. weee...

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Charlatan

I can't believe you people are still unable to grasp the finer points (and this is a really unsubtle thread) of this thread topic.

I just don't know what to do with all of you.

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Charlatan

Just like Charlie Don't Surf...

Charlie Don't Know...

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uncle phil

present for charlie:

http://go.grolier.com/go-ol/static/f.../nbkfeatrs.htm

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

bernadette

CHARLES!!!!! i have NOT asked one question of you within the confines of this thread.
Please, do not group me with all the question-askers. Thank you.
Please, drive thru. Have a nice day. [weirdo]

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kramus

So, Charlatan - I could only lurk for so long before I had to ask - is this your own amused experiment? or are you a front for some UofT psychosocial sciences lab? What's the game here, man?

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Charlatan

Bernadette, secret love of my life, I would never lump you in with any of these weirdoes... unless it was in a good stew.

Please forgive me for overlooking your passionate adherence to this thread's premise.



Dear Kramus... I don't see what you are getting at...

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Fremen

Fudge packers! Fudge packers! Everywhere there's fudge packers!

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uncle phil

/me never asked...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

bernadette

i like stew.

wait... is that i like being stewed?

[hiccup]

aw hell who cares? who the hell is buying the next round?
JUST FOR THE RECORD:
those questions are directed at everyone EXCEPT Charlatan.
Charlatan knows shit.


----
*shakes head @ Fre*

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