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JustJess 08-25-2005 10:59 AM

Why don't you know anything?

uncle phil 08-25-2005 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJess
Why don't you know anything?

ever hear the phrase "lands and voids?" charlie's the "void..."

Charlatan 08-25-2005 11:27 AM

To quote Lou Costello: I don't even know what your talkin' about!!!

JumpinJesus 08-25-2005 12:01 PM

Hey Charlatan, just what is so funny 'bout Peace, Love, and Understaaaaaaaandin'?

Charlatan 08-25-2005 12:13 PM

http://images-jp.amazon.com/images/P...9.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

Fly 08-25-2005 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil
maybe rudy knows...

supertramp...........rudy


Rudy's on a train to nowhere, halfway down the line
He don't wanna get there, but he needs time
He ain't sophisticated, no well-educated
After all the hours he's wasted, still he needs time
He needs time - he needs time for livin'
He needs time - for someone just to see him
He ain't had no lovin' for no reason or rhyme
And he whole world's above him
Well it's not us thought he's fat
No there's more to it than that
See he tries to play in school
Wouldn't be nobody's fool
Rudy thought that all good things comes to those what wait
But recently he could see that it may come too late
All thought your life, all thought the years
Nobody loved, nobody cared
So dim the light, dark are your fears
Try as I might, I can't hold back the tears
How can you live without love, it's not fair?
Someone said give, but I just didn't dare
What good advice are you waiting to hear?
Hearing's alright for them that's all there
You'd better gain control now
You'd better show 'em all now
You'd better make or break now
You'd better give and take now
You'll have to push and shove now
You'll have to find some love now
You'd better gain control now
Now he's just come out the movie
Numb of all the pain
Sad but in a while he'll soon be
Back on his train...

Charlatan 08-25-2005 05:36 PM

I don't know that song...

paddyjoe 08-25-2005 05:41 PM

i think you know a fuck of a lot more than you're letting on......










or maybe not

Charlatan 08-25-2005 05:44 PM

You can't help me not you guys
All you sweet girls with all your sweet talk
You can all go take a walk
And I guess I just don't know
And I guess I just don't know

Astrocloud 08-27-2005 07:21 AM

Why are people harrassing you?

You don't know so don't ask. Jeesh, Why do people insist on bothering you?

bernadette 08-27-2005 09:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fremen
the answers, my friend, are blowing in the wind...

i wouldn't call <i>that</i> exactly "answers", Fre...

ACK! RUN FOR COVER! Joe had bean burritos again...

Fly 08-27-2005 09:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bernadette
i wouldn't call <i>that</i> exactly "answers", Fre...

ACK! RUN FOR COVER! Joe had bean burritos again...



joe is a bean burrito if you ask me........wouldn't you say Charlie?

Charlatan 08-27-2005 12:04 PM

Do you all remember when I started this thread and I said that I didn't know anything?

Guess what?


It's still true.

Fremen 08-27-2005 01:48 PM

Burritos are good. Chimichangas are great!

What's the difference?

paddyjoe 08-27-2005 03:10 PM

Tell 'em Charlie. All you fuckers'll know when the gas is on.

Fly 08-28-2005 07:09 AM

hell joe..........you're so full of hot air,i can feel the heat all the way over here.

Charlatan 08-28-2005 08:23 AM

Knock, knock.


Who's there?


















I DON'T KNOW!!!!

paddyjoe 08-28-2005 08:36 AM

fuckin Canadian humour, eh

paddyjoe 08-28-2005 08:37 AM

oh yeah...


humour = humor, right?


:lol:

uncle phil 08-29-2005 04:01 PM

/me ain't sayin' nothin'...'ceptin' i seen flashdance and i seen charlie golf...

bernadette 08-29-2005 05:36 PM

are you saying that charlie golfs like a female welder wearing pointy red pumps?

uncle phil 08-29-2005 05:40 PM

the downside of that is, charlie has seen me golf...

Yakk 08-29-2005 06:11 PM

You know you don't know.

uncle phil 08-30-2005 12:24 PM

<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v172/unclephil/flashdancemaniac.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com">

Charlatan 08-30-2005 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yakk
You know you don't know.

I don't know about that...


I'm thinking and I'm thinking but I just... nope.



I don't know.

Charlatan 08-30-2005 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil
/me ain't sayin' nothin'...'ceptin' i seen flashdance and i seen charlie golf...

You should have seen me golfing today... it wasn't pretty. One would think I don't know how to golf...

On the upside, on the very last hole I sunk a 20 foot put for birdie...

I really don't know how I did it.

Charlatan 08-30-2005 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bernadette
are you saying that charlie golfs like a female welder wearing pointy red pumps?

I don't know who gave you that idea...

*bastards*

paddyjoe 08-30-2005 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bernadette
are you saying that charlie golfs like a female welder wearing pointy red pumps?

we could substitute 'golfs' for 'looks'

Fremen 08-30-2005 03:55 PM

What's a birdie?


/idolizes Dorf on Golf

uncle phil 08-30-2005 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fremen
What's a birdie?


/idolizes Dorf on Golf

hehe...if you idolize Dorf on Golf, you'll never know what a birdie is...

bernadette 08-30-2005 05:30 PM

<img src="http://www.londonstimes.us/toons/cartoons/Simeon_AnotherBirdie2.jpg">

i don't golf, but my husband does. so i hear about birdies, turkeys, etc. weee... :crazy:

Charlatan 08-31-2005 12:52 PM

I can't believe you people are still unable to grasp the finer points (and this is a really unsubtle thread) of this thread topic.

I just don't know what to do with all of you.

Charlatan 08-31-2005 01:05 PM

Just like Charlie Don't Surf...

Charlie Don't Know...

uncle phil 08-31-2005 01:06 PM

present for charlie:

http://go.grolier.com/go-ol/static/f.../nbkfeatrs.htm

bernadette 08-31-2005 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Charlatan
I can't believe you people are still unable to grasp the finer points (and this is a really unsubtle thread) of this thread topic.

I just don't know what to do with all of you.

CHARLES!!!!! i have NOT asked one question of you within the confines of this thread.
Please, do not group me with all the question-askers. Thank you.
Please, drive thru. Have a nice day. [weirdo]

:icare:

kramus 08-31-2005 06:35 PM

So, Charlatan - I could only lurk for so long before I had to ask - is this your own amused experiment? or are you a front for some UofT psychosocial sciences lab? What's the game here, man?

Charlatan 09-01-2005 05:12 AM

Bernadette, secret love of my life, I would never lump you in with any of these weirdoes... unless it was in a good stew.

Please forgive me for overlooking your passionate adherence to this thread's premise.



Dear Kramus... I don't see what you are getting at...

Fremen 09-01-2005 03:25 PM

Fudge packers! Fudge packers! Everywhere there's fudge packers!

http://www.tcnj.edu/~hofmann/humor/Misc/fudge.jpg

uncle phil 09-01-2005 03:32 PM

/me never asked...

bernadette 09-01-2005 04:39 PM

i like stew.

wait... is that i like being stewed?

[hiccup]

aw hell who cares? who the hell is buying the next round?
JUST FOR THE RECORD:
those questions are directed at everyone EXCEPT Charlatan.
Charlatan knows shit.


----
*shakes head @ Fre*


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