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Crack · 08-19-2005, 03:52 PM

Anyone remember me? I fell in a hole... it hurt.
I climbed my way back up to the azure blue sky and fresh air, it smells good, like g-strings and milk. I have a scar, anyone wanna see it?
It might not be as big as it should be.... considering..

"you are quite odd man"

Ishmal · 08-19-2005, 04:46 PM

if thats a quote in referance to something...

google can't find it!

so i guess i'll welcome u back...

i remember u...

i didn't c u fall in a hole though...

u must b far away because my sky is grey...

i want to see your scar...

try again, i'm sure it'll be bigger next time!

bernadette · 08-19-2005, 05:54 PM

should we be scared of your scar?
if so, then post the pics.

either way welcome back <strike>crackpot</strike> <strike>crackhead</strike> crackprogram.
how long were you gone? did you require stitches or hospitalization?

was there anything cool in the hole you fell into?

Fremen · 08-19-2005, 06:28 PM

friggin' rabbit ho|es!

Charlatan · 08-19-2005, 07:16 PM

Damn... I thought we got rid of you once and for all...

sadistikdreams · 08-19-2005, 08:06 PM

AAAHHH!!

LOL

vermin · 08-19-2005, 08:46 PM

I love the smell of g-strings and milk in the morning. It smells like...victory.

Misz · 08-19-2005, 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vermin

I love the smell of g-strings and milk in the morning. It smells like...victory.

Onward to vicotry

GuttersnipeXL · 08-19-2005, 09:13 PM

Yeah yeah yeah...I'm back too, so what of it!!??

Fly · 08-20-2005, 06:30 AM

allright crackhea............errrr........crackprogram is back

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee........

Astrocloud · 08-20-2005, 12:01 PM

Crack · 08-21-2005, 12:34 PM

cheese is nonsence. and it wasn't a real hole, it was a metaphysical one, I am just making shit up now...

I started a new job, and my wife left me, so I have been a bit busy.

Tophat665 · 08-21-2005, 02:45 PM

No no no no no
These:
<img src="http://www.poster.net/pink-floyd/pink-floyd-backs-5000178.jpg">
are back bitches.

You have merely returned. Congratulations or commiserations as appropriate on new job and marital status. While I cannot honesatly say that I was aware that I missed you, seeing you sprint flailing across your own avatar makes me realize that you are the certain je ne c'est quai that I have been missing here in bizzaro land.

So welcome back. Come on in out of the cornstarch and rest your mukluks by the cellophane.

Crack · 08-28-2005, 01:02 PM

http://ihearttubby.ytmnd.com/

Fly · 08-28-2005, 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crackprogram

http://ihearttubby.ytmnd.com/

for christ sake man.................WHY?????????

Tophat665 · 08-28-2005, 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flyman

for christ sake man.................WHY?????????

Because there's more of them to love. It's a no brainer, fly. Gimme a fleshy woman any day. They try harder.

Fly · 08-28-2005, 04:34 PM

fair enough Top........

my apologize........

Crack · 08-30-2005, 12:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tophat665

Because there's more of them to love. It's a no brainer, fly. Gimme a fleshy woman any day. They try harder.

because they have to?

Tophat665 · 08-30-2005, 03:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crackprogram

because they have to?

D'accord! But regardless, they do, and that's a good thing.

Bill O'Rights · 08-30-2005, 04:29 AM

And here I thought you might have actually found a life.

But...the real question is...did you bring CinnamonGirl back with you?

Welcome back, Bud.

SaltPork · 09-20-2005, 08:10 PM

welcome back, sir! Hope to see more of your good work soon!

08-19-2005, 03:52 PM	#1 (permalink)
Crack Misanthropic Location: Ohio! yay!	I am back bitches! Anyone remember me? I fell in a hole... it hurt. I climbed my way back up to the azure blue sky and fresh air, it smells good, like g-strings and milk. I have a scar, anyone wanna see it? It might not be as big as it should be.... considering.. "you are quite odd man" __________________ Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex. ~Halx

08-19-2005, 04:46 PM	#2 (permalink)
Ishmal Wicked Clown Location: House Of Horrors	if thats a quote in referance to something... google can't find it! so i guess i'll welcome u back... i remember u... i didn't c u fall in a hole though... u must b far away because my sky is grey... i want to see your scar... try again, i'm sure it'll be bigger next time! __________________ "Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular."

08-19-2005, 05:54 PM	#3 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	should we be scared of your scar? if so, then post the pics. either way welcome back <strike>crackpot</strike> <strike>crackhead</strike> crackprogram. how long were you gone? did you require stitches or hospitalization? was there anything cool in the hole you fell into? __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

08-19-2005, 06:28 PM	#4 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	friggin' rabbit ho\|es! __________________ Google

08-19-2005, 07:16 PM	#5 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Damn... I thought we got rid of you once and for all... __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

08-19-2005, 08:06 PM	#6 (permalink)
sadistikdreams lonely rolling star Location: Seattle.	AAAHHH!! LOL __________________ "Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is the noble art of leaving things undone. The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials." -Lin Yutang hearts, by d.a.

08-19-2005, 08:46 PM	#7 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	I love the smell of g-strings and milk in the morning. It smells like...victory. __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

08-19-2005, 09:13 PM	#9 (permalink)
GuttersnipeXL Giggity Giggity!! Location: N'York	Yeah yeah yeah...I'm back too, so what of it!!?? __________________ When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. HST

08-20-2005, 06:30 AM	#10 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	allright crackhea............errrr........crackprogram is back weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee........ __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

08-20-2005, 12:01 PM	#11 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	<embed src="http://moon.pp.se/~anders/Music/Gloria%20Gaynor%20-%20I%20Will%20Survive(1).mp3" autostart="TRUE">

08-21-2005, 12:34 PM	#12 (permalink)
Crack Misanthropic Location: Ohio! yay!	cheese is nonsence. and it wasn't a real hole, it was a metaphysical one, I am just making shit up now... I started a new job, and my wife left me, so I have been a bit busy. __________________ Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex. ~Halx

08-21-2005, 02:45 PM	#13 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	No no no no no These: <img src="http://www.poster.net/pink-floyd/pink-floyd-backs-5000178.jpg"> are back bitches. You have merely returned. Congratulations or commiserations as appropriate on new job and marital status. While I cannot honesatly say that I was aware that I missed you, seeing you sprint flailing across your own avatar makes me realize that you are the certain je ne c'est quai that I have been missing here in bizzaro land. So welcome back. Come on in out of the cornstarch and rest your mukluks by the cellophane. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

08-28-2005, 01:02 PM	#14 (permalink)
Crack Misanthropic Location: Ohio! yay!	http://ihearttubby.ytmnd.com/ __________________ Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex. ~Halx

08-28-2005, 04:34 PM	#17 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	fair enough Top........ my apologize........ __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

08-30-2005, 04:29 AM	#20 (permalink)
Bill O'Rights will always be an Alyson Hanniganite Location: In the dust of the archives	And here I thought you might have actually found a life. But...the real question is...did you bring CinnamonGirl back with you? Welcome back, Bud. __________________ "I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony "Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.

09-20-2005, 08:10 PM	#21 (permalink)
SaltPork Everything's better with bacon Location: In your local grocer's freezer.	welcome back, sir! Hope to see more of your good work soon! __________________ It was like that when I got here....I swear.