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your mother is so fat...
when she jumped for joy...she got stuck.
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I Googled and put these together
"You're mother is so fat, her blood type is Ragu" "Your mother is so fat she broke her arm and gravy poured out." |
....when she's done with sex, she smokes a ham.....
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Ha! See?? Slimshaydee does it again! Another reference to Russell Peters! Refer to my post in the thread titled "Tap Some Bong"
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haha russel peters is the flavour of the moment round these parts.
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...when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house
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......When her cell phone goes off people thinks she's backing up
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...she uses a VCR as a beeper (remember those? :p VCR? Beeper? wtf?)
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What's a Vee Cee Arr?
Oh, and... It's "YO MOMMA". Not your mother. YO MOMMA SO FAT, SHE EATS WEDDING CAKES FOR SUGAR CUBES. see, that was crappy. |
Yo mama's so fat...that her internal organs are weakened by the stress of carrying so much extra weight and her arteries are clogged with cholesterol which could lead to a stroke, diabetes, or serious cardiac trouble if she doesn't adopt a sensible diet and light exercise program in the near future. Be-yotch.
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..... she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard
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