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slimshaydee · 07-27-2005, 05:19 AM

...and have a rest

Fly · 07-27-2005, 08:23 PM

...is this a test?

JumpinJesus · 07-27-2005, 08:40 PM

...or some sort of jest?

sadistikdreams · 07-27-2005, 08:47 PM

she's got a nice chest.

Fremen · 07-27-2005, 10:59 PM

...shall we remove her vest?

slimshaydee · 07-27-2005, 11:22 PM

...look at the tatto on her left breast!

uncle phil · 07-28-2005, 02:29 AM

it's moving west...

slimshaydee · 07-28-2005, 02:52 AM

that's a pest.

Tophat665 · 07-28-2005, 04:53 AM

Goddamnit! That's my sister! I don't do incest.

Charlatan · 07-28-2005, 05:20 AM

For such a thread I searched high and low... Finally, an end to my quest!

Fremen · 07-28-2005, 07:48 AM

this thread needs a little more zest...

Daoust · 07-28-2005, 07:50 AM

perhaps we could invest in said zest if that's what you think is best. Personally I detest zest.
Time for a rest.

Charlatan · 07-28-2005, 07:55 AM

...all this chatter and now she's dressed.

Fremen · 07-28-2005, 08:21 AM

perhaps she'll disrobe at your behest?

SaltPork · 07-28-2005, 10:47 AM

is that the robe from the estate's bequest?

Charlatan · 07-28-2005, 11:05 AM

The direction this thread is taking? Not impressed.

SaltPork · 07-28-2005, 07:18 PM

Give me a break, we're doing our best.

slimshaydee · 07-28-2005, 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Charlatan

The direction this thread is taking? Not impressed.

Quit the complaining or I'll place you under arrest!

Charlatan · 07-28-2005, 07:26 PM

At whose behest?

slimshaydee · 07-28-2005, 07:31 PM

I don't know...I'm too stressed!

Charlatan · 07-28-2005, 07:33 PM

Well jeez... when I found out it really wasn't your birthday I was almost depressed...

JumpinJesus · 07-28-2005, 07:37 PM

Birthday? Who said anything about a birthday? This isn't some kind of fest.

shesus · 07-28-2005, 07:47 PM

I feel I must get this of my chest
But I don't want anyone to protest
So I won't say anything to keep your interest

bernadette · 07-28-2005, 08:28 PM

ted ate bread and didn't share a crumb with fred.
fred got fed up with ted, so he went to bed.
hungry.

optik_nerve · 07-28-2005, 09:04 PM

Fatty and Skinny were laying in a bed.
Fatty rolled over and Skinny was dead.

Charlatan · 07-29-2005, 04:57 AM

Bernie... optik... When you decided to break the pattern what were you thinking? Did someone force you and if so, at who's behest?

Daoust · 07-29-2005, 05:55 AM

Bernie must have thought it was a jest.
I don't like that she got this thread all messed.
What a pest.

Charlatan · 07-29-2005, 06:03 AM

Bernied thought it was joke? Who would have guessed?

Tophat665 · 07-29-2005, 09:16 AM

Adam West? Christopher Guest? Pete Best?

Fremen · 07-29-2005, 10:42 AM

Surely you jest? Maybe it was a test.
Oh look, I have a guest. It's Ron Artest!

Daoust · 07-29-2005, 10:48 AM

Ron Artest? In a turquoise vest? Listening to a Tribe Called Quest?

StuckinRow · 07-29-2005, 03:37 PM

Hey, I just bought a new vest. I had to go get it pressed. With all the wrinkles it was a mess.

07-27-2005, 05:19 AM	#1 (permalink)
slimshaydee If you've read this, PM me and say so Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?	All the best ...and have a rest

07-27-2005, 08:23 PM	#2 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	...is this a test? __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

07-27-2005, 08:40 PM	#3 (permalink)
JumpinJesus Junkie Location: Chicago	...or some sort of jest? __________________ "I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I am" - Cormac McCarthy, All The Pretty Horses

07-27-2005, 08:47 PM	#4 (permalink)
sadistikdreams lonely rolling star Location: Seattle.	she's got a nice chest. __________________ "Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is the noble art of leaving things undone. The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials." -Lin Yutang hearts, by d.a.

07-27-2005, 10:59 PM	#5 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	...shall we remove her vest? __________________ Google

07-27-2005, 11:22 PM	#6 (permalink)
slimshaydee If you've read this, PM me and say so Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?	...look at the tatto on her left breast!

07-28-2005, 02:29 AM	#7 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	it's moving west... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-28-2005, 02:52 AM	#8 (permalink)
slimshaydee If you've read this, PM me and say so Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?	that's a pest.

07-28-2005, 04:53 AM	#9 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Goddamnit! That's my sister! I don't do incest. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

07-28-2005, 05:20 AM	#10 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	For such a thread I searched high and low... Finally, an end to my quest! __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

07-28-2005, 07:48 AM	#11 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	this thread needs a little more zest... __________________ Google

07-28-2005, 07:50 AM	#12 (permalink)
Daoust "I'm sorry. What was the question?" Location: Paradise Regained	perhaps we could invest in said zest if that's what you think is best. Personally I detest zest. Time for a rest. __________________ I have faith in a few things - divinity and grace But even when I'm on my knees I know the devil preys

07-28-2005, 07:55 AM	#13 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	...all this chatter and now she's dressed. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

07-28-2005, 08:21 AM	#14 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	perhaps she'll disrobe at your behest? __________________ Google

07-28-2005, 10:47 AM	#15 (permalink)
SaltPork Everything's better with bacon Location: In your local grocer's freezer.	is that the robe from the estate's bequest? __________________ It was like that when I got here....I swear.

07-28-2005, 11:05 AM	#16 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	The direction this thread is taking? Not impressed. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

07-28-2005, 07:18 PM	#17 (permalink)
SaltPork Everything's better with bacon Location: In your local grocer's freezer.	Give me a break, we're doing our best. __________________ It was like that when I got here....I swear.

07-28-2005, 07:26 PM	#19 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	At whose behest? __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

07-28-2005, 07:31 PM	#20 (permalink)
slimshaydee If you've read this, PM me and say so Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?	I don't know...I'm too stressed!

07-28-2005, 07:33 PM	#21 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Well jeez... when I found out it really wasn't your birthday I was almost depressed... __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

07-28-2005, 07:37 PM	#22 (permalink)
JumpinJesus Junkie Location: Chicago	Birthday? Who said anything about a birthday? This isn't some kind of fest. __________________ "I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I am" - Cormac McCarthy, All The Pretty Horses

07-28-2005, 07:47 PM	#23 (permalink)
shesus Fancy Location: Chicago	I feel I must get this of my chest But I don't want anyone to protest So I won't say anything to keep your interest __________________ Whatever did happen to your soul? I heard you sold it Choose Heaven for the weather and Hell for the company

07-28-2005, 08:28 PM	#24 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	ted ate bread and didn't share a crumb with fred. fred got fed up with ted, so he went to bed. hungry. __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

07-28-2005, 09:04 PM	#25 (permalink)
optik_nerve Psycho Location: Florida	Fatty and Skinny were laying in a bed. Fatty rolled over and Skinny was dead.

07-29-2005, 04:57 AM	#26 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Bernie... optik... When you decided to break the pattern what were you thinking? Did someone force you and if so, at who's behest? __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

07-29-2005, 05:55 AM	#27 (permalink)
Daoust "I'm sorry. What was the question?" Location: Paradise Regained	Bernie must have thought it was a jest. I don't like that she got this thread all messed. What a pest. __________________ I have faith in a few things - divinity and grace But even when I'm on my knees I know the devil preys

07-29-2005, 06:03 AM	#28 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Bernied thought it was joke? Who would have guessed? __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

07-29-2005, 09:16 AM	#29 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Adam West? Christopher Guest? Pete Best? __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

07-29-2005, 10:42 AM	#30 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Surely you jest? Maybe it was a test. Oh look, I have a guest. It's Ron Artest! __________________ Google

07-29-2005, 10:48 AM	#31 (permalink)
Daoust "I'm sorry. What was the question?" Location: Paradise Regained	Ron Artest? In a turquoise vest? Listening to a Tribe Called Quest? __________________ I have faith in a few things - divinity and grace But even when I'm on my knees I know the devil preys

07-29-2005, 03:37 PM	#32 (permalink)
StuckinRow Upright	Hey, I just bought a new vest. I had to go get it pressed. With all the wrinkles it was a mess.