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dtheriault · 07-25-2005, 08:14 PM

my younger brother wants to go to a club or two while we're in canada. so being from the states and all what can we expect from strip clubs and/or massage parlors in quebec or new brunswick. Last time I went (over 15 years ago) i remember my cousin drove us from NB to PQ I'm assuming because there are no clubs in NB?

How much is a typical lapdance (around here it's 20$ and around $40 fully nude)?

IC3 · 07-26-2005, 02:52 AM

First of all, Strip clubs here are fully nude..You don't have to pay extra for a fully nude lap dance, All the lap dances are fully nude. Last time i had a lap dance it was 20 dollars..I believe it is probably still the same since this was only last year.

I think strip clubs are Illegal in PEI (Prince Edward Island) Not sure if New Brunswick is the same.

Daoust · 07-26-2005, 03:10 AM

New Brunswick is awash with these houses of ill repute. The most popular is a place called Angie's. I don't have a link to it, but it exists. I work for a construction company in the summer and most of the employees take in a night or seven at the aformentioned rippers when they're working in Moncton. Prices I don't have, as I've never been.

Be of good cheer. There are places to see naked chicks in Moncton. You'll have to do some sleuthing on your own, though.

prosequence · 07-26-2005, 04:53 AM

Angie's in Moncton is one of the better quality ones... stay away from bikini beach...
Legally, the girls cannot be fully nude on stage, so if you see something shimmer, it's just a little scotch tape on the nipples.
Once you go fro a private dance it can go anywhere from 15 to 20 dollars, if you go for at least two songs, you get a lot more action....
StJohn go to Chez Cherie, downtown. It could be better but mostly depends on the girls rotation (Montreal, Ottawa, Moncton, St John, Halifax circuit).

scott_p_1 · 07-26-2005, 02:47 PM

Last time I went to a strip club in Moncton, me and some buddies were just driving through on our way home to NS. We saw the sign at Miss B. Haven's that it was chocolate syrup wrestling night. A hilarious night was had by all!

I haven't been over to the Quebec clubs, but I hear the Montreal clubs are pretty wild. Supposedly, you're allowed to touch... anything...

Scorps · 07-27-2005, 10:32 AM

go to montreal man...20 bucks and you can touch

plus all then women got huge tits and are good looking.

Oh and on a side note don't come to Kingston the one here blows!

Charlatan · 07-27-2005, 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Pain Train

Oh and on a side note don't come to Kingston the one here blows!

That sounds like a step up from just touching if you ask me...

Scorps · 07-27-2005, 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Charlatan

That sounds like a step up from just touching if you ask me...

LOL not that kinda blows..

like ugly chicks

Bob Biter · 07-27-2005, 07:06 PM

Well, I've been in Japan for two years, but I'm from Montreal and what I remember is as follows (unless it changed, which I will confirm soon since I'm back in town):

- Stage dances are fully nude (usually 3 sets are danced and the last is fully nude).
- Classy places: you can't touch the girls, but they can touch you / you get your lap dance in front of everyone (she gets on a little stool in front of you) / price of a dance is 8-10$.
- Less classy places: you can touch the girls anywhere, except the genitals / you get your lap dance in a booth (since there's a lot of touching involved, I guess) / price of a dance is 10-20$.
- Really questionable places (usually nowhere near downtown): basically whorehouses / prices vary, if you get my drift.
- Best places in Montreal: Wanda's (my personal fave), Chez Pare (close second and where the Montreal Canadiens go to unwind), Sherazad (top shelf ladies, but might be closed or changed name). At the first two places, you can't touch the girls, but in the last, you get a booth and can touch them. Solid Gold is supposedly good, but I've never been there. "Les Amazones", in Pointe-Claire (suburb) is also a good place with contact allowed.
- Worst places in Montreal: any club with the word "Sex/Sexe" in its name (Super Sex, Caleche du Sexe, etc.).
- Strip Club etiquette: always tip the doorman at least 5$ per person (more will guarantee good seats and faster drink service, especially in classy places). / Never give girls money while they're on-stage or just walking around (they make their cash off of lap dances only - nothing makes an American tourist stand out more stupidly than when he plunks down a loonie on the stage). / Never buy a girl a drink unless she's at the bar with you.

As for massage parlours, just pick up any newspaper and go to the personals section. There're shitloads of them.

james t kirk · 07-28-2005, 09:57 AM

Here is a link to a site that reviews all the "action" in Montreal.

Happy reading.

http://www.merb.ca/

click on monteal review board.

As you know, information is the key to success. I have just given you the mother-load.

Be sure to post a thread about your adventures.

j8ear · 07-28-2005, 02:52 PM

Aaah I remember fondly the 'free buffet' lunch served at Chez Paré on the west side of Stanley just south of Ste Catherine's if I recall correctly.

It was hands down the best place in Montreal for a young dumb and full of cum 'speaker salesmen' with far to much cash in his pockets.

There was also a GREAT strip club on the access road to the Decarie not far from Jean-Talon. There was a Beni-Hanna's a few blocks away. That's where we TMR/Loyola boys used to wind down back in the day.

Good Times. I remember the prices being similar to what Bob offered, however I do not remember ANYWHERE were touching was 'allowed.' Strips clubs are places where money talks though...and ANYTHING can be bought.

I do remember that many pro's loved cocaine...and when you introduce cocaine into a situation, it is more valuable then cash and all bets are off.

-bear

dtheriault · 07-29-2005, 07:21 PM

You guys rule... and that's an understatement. Now I'm thinking about taking a quick second on my house. I figure 10 or 20 grand should cover it.

Sticky · 08-01-2005, 09:13 AM

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Originally Posted by j8ear

There was also a GREAT strip club on the access road to the Decarie not far from Jean-Talon. There was a Beni-Hanna's a few blocks away. That's where we TMR/Loyola boys used to wind down back in the day.

There were tow on Decarie. One of them had a "fire" and no longer exists.

07-25-2005, 08:14 PM	#1 (permalink)
dtheriault Psycho Location: maybe utah	strip clubs and massage parlors in eastern canada my younger brother wants to go to a club or two while we're in canada. so being from the states and all what can we expect from strip clubs and/or massage parlors in quebec or new brunswick. Last time I went (over 15 years ago) i remember my cousin drove us from NB to PQ I'm assuming because there are no clubs in NB? How much is a typical lapdance (around here it's 20$ and around $40 fully nude)? __________________ "Remember, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen." -Homer Unless you are the freakin Highlander, what is the point in learning how to fight with a sword?

07-26-2005, 02:52 AM	#2 (permalink)
IC3 Poison Location: Canada	First of all, Strip clubs here are fully nude..You don't have to pay extra for a fully nude lap dance, All the lap dances are fully nude. Last time i had a lap dance it was 20 dollars..I believe it is probably still the same since this was only last year. I think strip clubs are Illegal in PEI (Prince Edward Island) Not sure if New Brunswick is the same. __________________ "To win any battle, you must fight as if you were already dead" -Musashi

07-26-2005, 03:10 AM	#3 (permalink)
Daoust "I'm sorry. What was the question?" Location: Paradise Regained	New Brunswick is awash with these houses of ill repute. The most popular is a place called Angie's. I don't have a link to it, but it exists. I work for a construction company in the summer and most of the employees take in a night or seven at the aformentioned rippers when they're working in Moncton. Prices I don't have, as I've never been. Be of good cheer. There are places to see naked chicks in Moncton. You'll have to do some sleuthing on your own, though. __________________ I have faith in a few things - divinity and grace But even when I'm on my knees I know the devil preys

07-26-2005, 04:53 AM	#4 (permalink)
prosequence Psycho Location: YOUR MOM!!	Angie's in Moncton is one of the better quality ones... stay away from bikini beach... Legally, the girls cannot be fully nude on stage, so if you see something shimmer, it's just a little scotch tape on the nipples. Once you go fro a private dance it can go anywhere from 15 to 20 dollars, if you go for at least two songs, you get a lot more action.... StJohn go to Chez Cherie, downtown. It could be better but mostly depends on the girls rotation (Montreal, Ottawa, Moncton, St John, Halifax circuit). __________________ And now here I stand because of you, Mister Anderson, because of you I'm no longer an agent of the system, because of you I've changed...

07-26-2005, 02:47 PM	#5 (permalink)
scott_p_1 Crazy	Last time I went to a strip club in Moncton, me and some buddies were just driving through on our way home to NS. We saw the sign at Miss B. Haven's that it was chocolate syrup wrestling night. A hilarious night was had by all! I haven't been over to the Quebec clubs, but I hear the Montreal clubs are pretty wild. Supposedly, you're allowed to touch... anything... __________________ <Insert witty and profound statements here>

07-27-2005, 10:32 AM	#6 (permalink)
Scorps Lost!! Location: Kingston, Ontario	go to montreal man...20 bucks and you can touch plus all then women got huge tits and are good looking. Oh and on a side note don't come to Kingston the one here blows!

07-27-2005, 07:06 PM	#9 (permalink)
Bob Biter Non-smokers die everyday Location: Montreal	Well, I've been in Japan for two years, but I'm from Montreal and what I remember is as follows (unless it changed, which I will confirm soon since I'm back in town): - Stage dances are fully nude (usually 3 sets are danced and the last is fully nude). - Classy places: you can't touch the girls, but they can touch you / you get your lap dance in front of everyone (she gets on a little stool in front of you) / price of a dance is 8-10$. - Less classy places: you can touch the girls anywhere, except the genitals / you get your lap dance in a booth (since there's a lot of touching involved, I guess) / price of a dance is 10-20$. - Really questionable places (usually nowhere near downtown): basically whorehouses / prices vary, if you get my drift. - Best places in Montreal: Wanda's (my personal fave), Chez Pare (close second and where the Montreal Canadiens go to unwind), Sherazad (top shelf ladies, but might be closed or changed name). At the first two places, you can't touch the girls, but in the last, you get a booth and can touch them. Solid Gold is supposedly good, but I've never been there. "Les Amazones", in Pointe-Claire (suburb) is also a good place with contact allowed. - Worst places in Montreal: any club with the word "Sex/Sexe" in its name (Super Sex, Caleche du Sexe, etc.). - Strip Club etiquette: always tip the doorman at least 5$ per person (more will guarantee good seats and faster drink service, especially in classy places). / Never give girls money while they're on-stage or just walking around (they make their cash off of lap dances only - nothing makes an American tourist stand out more stupidly than when he plunks down a loonie on the stage). / Never buy a girl a drink unless she's at the bar with you. As for massage parlours, just pick up any newspaper and go to the personals section. There're shitloads of them. __________________ A plan is just a list of things that don't happen. Last edited by Bob Biter; 07-27-2005 at 07:13 PM..

07-28-2005, 09:57 AM	#10 (permalink)
james t kirk Junkie Location: Toronto	Here is a link to a site that reviews all the "action" in Montreal. Happy reading. http://www.merb.ca/ click on monteal review board. As you know, information is the key to success. I have just given you the mother-load. Be sure to post a thread about your adventures.

07-28-2005, 02:52 PM	#11 (permalink)
j8ear Gentlemen Farmer Location: Middle of nowhere, Jersey	Aaah I remember fondly the 'free buffet' lunch served at Chez Paré on the west side of Stanley just south of Ste Catherine's if I recall correctly. It was hands down the best place in Montreal for a young dumb and full of cum 'speaker salesmen' with far to much cash in his pockets. There was also a GREAT strip club on the access road to the Decarie not far from Jean-Talon. There was a Beni-Hanna's a few blocks away. That's where we TMR/Loyola boys used to wind down back in the day. Good Times. I remember the prices being similar to what Bob offered, however I do not remember ANYWHERE were touching was 'allowed.' Strips clubs are places where money talks though...and ANYTHING can be bought. I do remember that many pro's loved cocaine...and when you introduce cocaine into a situation, it is more valuable then cash and all bets are off. -bear __________________ It's alot easier to ask for forgiveness then it is to ask for permission.

07-29-2005, 07:21 PM	#12 (permalink)
dtheriault Psycho Location: maybe utah	You guys rule... and that's an understatement. Now I'm thinking about taking a quick second on my house. I figure 10 or 20 grand should cover it. __________________ "Remember, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen." -Homer Unless you are the freakin Highlander, what is the point in learning how to fight with a sword?