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I am stunned by some of these names. Talk about scarring your kids for the rest of their lives. I think Jason Lee and Bob Geldorf (He must have been on a herion binge when he named his daughter. It sounds like a strippers name) take the cake.

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Wacky Celebrity Baby Names
AUDIO SCIENCE
Parent: Actress Shannyn Sossamon
Birth date: May 29, 2003

BANJO
Parents: Actress Rachel Griffiths & husband Andrew Taylor
Birth date: November 22, 2003

DENIM
Parents: Singer Toni Braxton & husband Keri Lewis
Birth date: December 2, 2001
Wacky named sibling: Diezel

DIXIE DOT
Parents: UK TV personality Anna Ryder Richardson & husband Colin MacDougall
Birth Date: April 7, 2003
Wacky named sibling: Bibi Belle

FIFI TRIXIBELL
Parents: Live Aid founder Bob Geldof & UK TV personality Paula Yates
Birth date: March 31, 1983
Wacky named siblings: Pixie & Peaches Honeyblossom

GOD'ISS LOVE STONE
Parents: Rapper Lil' Mo & husband Al Stone
Birth Date: February 24, 2005
Wacky named sibling: Heaven

JERMAJESTY
Parents: Singer Jermaine Jackson & now ex-wife Alejandra
Birth date: 2000

PHINNEUS & HAZEL
Parents: Actress Julia Roberts & Camera man husband Danny Moder
Birth Date: November 28, 2004

PILOT INSPEKTOR
Parents: Actor Jason Lee & girlfriend Beth Riesgraf
Birth date: September 28, 2003

PIRATE
Parents: Korn frontman Jonathan Davis & porn star wife Deven Davis
Birth date: March 18, 2005

POPPY HONEY
Parents: TV Chef Jamie Oliver and wife Julie Oliver
Birth date: March 18, 2002
Wacky named sibling: Daisy Boo

PUMA
Parent: Singer Erykah Badu
Birth date: July 5, 2004
Wacky named sibling: Seven

REBEL
Parents: Director Robert Rodriguez & wife Elizabeth Avellan
Wacky named siblings: Racer, Rocket, & Rogue

REIGN BEAU
Parents: Actor Ving Rhames & wife Deborah Reed
Birth date: September 21, 2000
Wacky named sibling: Freedom

SAFFRON SAHARA
Parents: Duran Duran frontman Simon Le Bon & wife Yasmin Parvaneh
Birth Date: September 25, 1991
Wacky named siblings: Amber Rose & Tallulah Pine

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CSflim

Why are celebrities always such idiots?

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Reign Beau...*snickers* I had to read that in my head to realize...

I know a dog named Pirate...Well, actually he's named "Land Ahoy," but his kennel name is Pirate.

Phinneus would be a good middle name i suppose, but first? Um, no...
Hazel isn't that odd though.

Robert Rodriguez is a fuckin' nut...good God...Rebel, Racer, Rocket and Rogue Rodriguez...*sigh*

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Johnny Pyro

Gwenyth Paltrow named her kid Apple!? I don't know if its a boy or girl! I'm serious, I forgot. God! Apple?!

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Kubz18

there going to have to end up having a seperate school for all these kids because theres not one kid out there that would every stop making fun of those names...

way to be *uniquie*(and drunk or high) when you name your kid

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shesus

You know celebrities aren't the only ones though. I am a teacher and used to substitute teach, which means I met a lot of kids. My list of favorite names:

Y'mUnique (I'm unique)
Mister
Prince
Mercedes and Benz (Sister and Brother)

I am not even going to get started on the "authentic African names". Most kids I have had transfer from Africa have normal names.

I honestly think people just look at their surroundings and pick a name. I am waiting for Cloud, Hydrant, Shelf, Couch, Cat, Magnet,... CRAZY

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lindseylatch

My brother went to a boarding school in Swaziland, and some kids there would have wierd english words for names, like Typewriter.

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maleficent

This one has always cracked me up... Fifi is a pornstar name - or a stripper... Fifi is not somoene who is destined to become an engineer or a doctor...

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I can't beleive that Bruce Willis and Demi Moore's children aren't on the list

Rumor
Scout Larue
Tallulah Belle

Doesn't David Beckham also have some oddly named children...
Brooklyn and something else...

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bernadette

i always thought Fifi was a poodle's name... y'know, arf! arf!

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shesus

I agree Bernadette. When I was in junior high, I had a perm that burned my hair. I had to get it chopped off to my ears and I looked like a poodle. My nick name was Fifi the Chien for the next couple of years. It was very traumatic!! But all is well now.

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Glad-I-Ate-Her

Here is the rest of the article. It includes some of the names you mention.

http://www.vh1.com/shows/dyn/vh1_all...de_about.jhtml


Celebrities are totally fascinating. Mostly because a lot of the time it seems like they come from another planet. A sexier, crazier one. They're just not happy acting like the rest of us, especially when it comes to naming their beautiful, wonderful children. That's right. Celebrities everywhere are giving their kids a gift that keeps on giving; incredibly weird baby names.

Names like Coco, Apple and Brooklyn are just the tip of the iceberg. Actor Jason Lee named his son, Pilot Inspektor. Director Robert Rodriguez christened himself a superhero team with sons Rebel, Rocket, Racer and Rogue. Jermaine Jackson paid homage to. well, Jermaine Jackson when he named his son, Jermajesty. And rapper Lil' Mo looked to a higher power when she named her daughters God'iss and Heaven.

All Access: Awesomely Wacky Celebrity Baby Names features a panel of comedians and celebrity journalists to look at the wildest, weirdest and most shocking names of Hollywood's offspring.

So come celebrate Hollywood's hottest trend of outrageous baby naming and join VH1 in saying "You know you're a star when your kid's name is Pirate."

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shesus

This is a little of topic, but not really. Didn't a couple a while ago offer to name their baby after a company for advertising to the highest company bidder. I might be remembering wrong, but that is too wacky of an idea for my mind to create. Could you imagine naming your kid Pepsi, Sony, Toyota, or Keebler? Wait, maybe Paltrow is advertising Apple computers...hmmmm

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