Flyman bought the Farm
 

EE-Yai-EE-Yai-Yo

http://www.roqlarue.com/showpages/ne...lly_Awaits.jpg

very nice astro.........now tell me all about it here man.

http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?t=91753

Nope my thread so we bring it here!

His new spread:

http://www.experiencescompany.com/Se...9;s%20Farm.jpg

Perfect! He can use the second floor of the barn for his grow ops ;)

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hahahhahahahha......thanx astro for that.........


......and feelgood......that is an idea i just might look into.......



*the scots wear no gaunch under thier kilts for the sole purpose of........taking the sheep to the edge of a cliff,liftin' the kilt,and all he has to do is stand there....cuz the sheep just wanna back up,for fear of goin' over the edge.......no work involved*


...........and they say us scots are messed up

And on that farm he had some bud.

E-I-E-I-O!

Flyman likes wool.

http://library.thinkquest.org/C004179/images/wool1.jpg

with fly being there is should be called a STUD FARM...


sexyman

Yes, flyman is the shepard of a stud farm.

http://www.benedictbarns.com/images/Outhouses.jpg

Flyman's barn is so spacious...

*bastards*

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every farm has to have a heaping, steaming manure pile...

And for the self portrait on the new farm:

http://xroads.virginia.edu/~1930s/PR...ous/farmer.jpg

ya' got me there phil but,our pile ain't quite that big yet.

I've always wondered about the etymology of the phrase "bought the farm".

It has to do with catching diseases from farm animals. Sexual fevers and what not.

Hey fly, that camera fixed yet??????


omg astro, dirty deeds done with sheep... [LOL][groan]

still messed up in the head is see eh astro...........

still in the shop......couple more weeks.

man i wish i had that fuckin' digi over this last month here in the new digs.

don't worry bern,there'll be a ton of shit in nonsense when i get it back.

I knew fly was a cultivator. ;)

maybe instead of getting your camera fixed, you outta call a plumber.

She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy
Kenny Chesney

Plowing these fields in the hot summer sun
Over by the gate lordy here she comes
With a basket full of chicken and a big cold jug of sweet tea
I make a little room and she climbs on up
Open up a throttle and stir a little dust
Just look at her face she ain't a foolin me

She thinks my tractor's sexy
It really turns her on
She's always staring at me
While I'm chuggin along
She likes the way it's pullin' while we're tillin' up the land
She's even kind of crazy 'bout my farmer's tan
She's the only one who really understands what gets me
She thinks my tractor's sexy

We ride back and forth until we run out of light
Take it to the barn put it up for the night
Climb up in the loft sit and talk with the radio on
She said she's got a dream and I asked what it is
She wants a little farm and a yard full of kids
One more teeny weeny ride before take her home

She thinks my tractor's sexy
It really turns her on
She's always staring at me
While I'm chuggin along
She likes the way it's pullin' while we're tillin' up the land
She's even kind of crazy 'bout my farmer's tan
She's the only one who really understands what gets me
She thinks my tractor's sexy

Well she ain't into cars or pick up trucks
But if it runs like a Deere man her eyes light up

She thinks my tractor's....

She thinks my tractor's sexy
It really turns her on
She's always staring at me
While I'm chuggin along
She likes the way it's pullin' while we're tillin' up the land
She's even kind of crazy 'bout my farmer's tan
She's the only one who really understands what gets me
She thinks my tractor's sexy

She thinks my tractor's sexy
She thinks my tractor's sexy

<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v172/unclephil/Tractor.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com">

Cool, he bought the farm! Now he has room to kick the bucket!
<img src="http://schools.sd68.bc.ca/ruth/Classes/mrtaylor/class20022003/idioms/idioms2003/idioms3/Kick%20The%20Bucket.jpg">
(Wasn't that sung by Baaaaan Scott?)
.... for a fee, I'm happy to be, your back door ram. Baaaaaa!
Dirty Deeds! Done with Sheep!

a typical day on the farm for fly:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/09..._his_farm1.jpg


:icare: :D :thumbsup:

i'll get you one day Fre.....

Flyman... What's a tractor pull?

I think I'm blind...

I think a little bit of pee came out while I was laughing at that picture.

what a great freakin' thread...

Working on a sex farm
Trying to raise some hard love
Getting out my pitch fork
Poking your hay

Scratching in your henhouse
Sniffing at your feedbag
Slipping out your back door
Leaving my spray

Sex farm woman, I'm gonna mow you down
Sex farm woman, I'll rake and hoe you down
Sex farm woman, don't you see my silo rising high?

Working on a sex farm
Hosing down your barn door
Bothering you livestock
They know what I need

Working up a hot sweat
Crouching in your pea patch
Plowing through your beanfield
Planting my seed

Sex farm woman, I'll be your hired hand
Sex farm woman, I'll let my offer stand
Sex farm woman, don't you hear my tractor rumbling by?

Working on a sex farm
Trying to raise some hard love
Getting out my pitch fork
Poking your hay

Here's a video of flyman, man you've got some balls on you.

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oh Astro..........for the love of christ man...why?

Breakfast Club Balls
 

Because you've got balls man. You've got balls.

hope you use some of that acreage to grow golfballs...