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Flyman bought the Farm
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very nice astro.........now tell me all about it here man.
http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?t=91753 |
Nope my thread so we bring it here!
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Perfect! He can use the second floor of the barn for his grow ops ;)
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hahahhahahahha......thanx astro for that.........
......and feelgood......that is an idea i just might look into....... *the scots wear no gaunch under thier kilts for the sole purpose of........taking the sheep to the edge of a cliff,liftin' the kilt,and all he has to do is stand there....cuz the sheep just wanna back up,for fear of goin' over the edge.......no work involved* ...........and they say us scots are messed up |
And on that farm he had some bud.
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with fly being there is should be called a STUD FARM...
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Yes, flyman is the shepard of a stud farm.
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*bastards*
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<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v172/unclephil/manurepile.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com">
every farm has to have a heaping, steaming manure pile... |
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ya' got me there phil but,our pile ain't quite that big yet. |
I've always wondered about the etymology of the phrase "bought the farm".
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It has to do with catching diseases from farm animals. Sexual fevers and what not. |
Hey fly, that camera fixed yet??????
omg astro, dirty deeds done with sheep... [LOL][groan] |
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still messed up in the head is see eh astro........... |
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still in the shop......couple more weeks. man i wish i had that fuckin' digi over this last month here in the new digs. don't worry bern,there'll be a ton of shit in nonsense when i get it back. |
I knew fly was a cultivator. ;)
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She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy
Kenny Chesney Plowing these fields in the hot summer sun Over by the gate lordy here she comes With a basket full of chicken and a big cold jug of sweet tea I make a little room and she climbs on up Open up a throttle and stir a little dust Just look at her face she ain't a foolin me She thinks my tractor's sexy It really turns her on She's always staring at me While I'm chuggin along She likes the way it's pullin' while we're tillin' up the land She's even kind of crazy 'bout my farmer's tan She's the only one who really understands what gets me She thinks my tractor's sexy We ride back and forth until we run out of light Take it to the barn put it up for the night Climb up in the loft sit and talk with the radio on She said she's got a dream and I asked what it is She wants a little farm and a yard full of kids One more teeny weeny ride before take her home She thinks my tractor's sexy It really turns her on She's always staring at me While I'm chuggin along She likes the way it's pullin' while we're tillin' up the land She's even kind of crazy 'bout my farmer's tan She's the only one who really understands what gets me She thinks my tractor's sexy Well she ain't into cars or pick up trucks But if it runs like a Deere man her eyes light up She thinks my tractor's.... She thinks my tractor's sexy It really turns her on She's always staring at me While I'm chuggin along She likes the way it's pullin' while we're tillin' up the land She's even kind of crazy 'bout my farmer's tan She's the only one who really understands what gets me She thinks my tractor's sexy She thinks my tractor's sexy She thinks my tractor's sexy |
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Cool, he bought the farm! Now he has room to kick the bucket!
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.... for a fee, I'm happy to be, your back door ram. Baaaaaa! Dirty Deeds! Done with Sheep! |
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a typical day on the farm for fly:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/09..._his_farm1.jpg :icare: :D :thumbsup: |
i'll get you one day Fre.....
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Flyman... What's a tractor pull?
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I think a little bit of pee came out while I was laughing at that picture.
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what a great freakin' thread...
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Working on a sex farm
Trying to raise some hard love Getting out my pitch fork Poking your hay Scratching in your henhouse Sniffing at your feedbag Slipping out your back door Leaving my spray Sex farm woman, I'm gonna mow you down Sex farm woman, I'll rake and hoe you down Sex farm woman, don't you see my silo rising high? Working on a sex farm Hosing down your barn door Bothering you livestock They know what I need Working up a hot sweat Crouching in your pea patch Plowing through your beanfield Planting my seed Sex farm woman, I'll be your hired hand Sex farm woman, I'll let my offer stand Sex farm woman, don't you hear my tractor rumbling by? Working on a sex farm Trying to raise some hard love Getting out my pitch fork Poking your hay |
Here's a video of flyman, man you've got some balls on you.
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oh Astro..........for the love of christ man...why?
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Breakfast Club Balls
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hope you use some of that acreage to grow golfballs...
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