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05-29-2003, 09:40 PM
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Loose Cunt
Location: North Bondi RSL
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... The only thing that can make Heineken taste good
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05-30-2003, 04:14 AM
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Sir
Location: Colorado Springs, CO
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"The can holder is standard in all models, size and color varies"
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05-30-2003, 04:39 AM
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comfortably numb...
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
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"It's 'grab a heinie,' not 'heinie got grabbed!'"...
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05-30-2003, 04:40 AM
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Upright
Location: On board the GSV Transitive Morality
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"I dare you to take this beer!"
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05-30-2003, 08:05 AM
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I aim to misbehave!
Location: SW Oklahoma
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So, Grasshopper, you must remove this beer, take a drink, and return it before my breasts meet to advance to the next level.
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05-30-2003, 07:10 PM
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Tilted
Location: in a padded room.
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Rofl. My addition would be: Just think of what I could do with my Hands.
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05-31-2003, 05:18 PM
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Inspired by the mind's eye.
Location: Between the darkness and the light.
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The lady of the lake realized that excalibur wasn't attracting guys anymore so she decided to try something different.
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