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"Scientific study proves 2 breasts as opposed to 1 are necessary for the proper nourishment of mankind."
sorry, best I could do right now. I'll be back... |
yay, I'm tilted!
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"Heineken, the breast milk of beers."
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Happily, we have found that man now has 1 more use for women.
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oh look...............hooter shooters
yaaaaaayyyyyyy |
... The only thing that can make Heineken taste good
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A man needs 3 things to survive
1. Beer 2. Tits 3. Fishing |
"Afraid of the side effects of silicone and saline, and against American doctors orders, Rosita Alvarez had her left arm implanted into her chest."
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"Having run out of things to do with his money, Bill Gates buys a bear holder modification for his wife."
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Heineken : Brewed stronger for that in-yer-face effect!
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"The can holder is standard in all models, size and color varies"
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"It's 'grab a heinie,' not 'heinie got grabbed!'"...
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"I dare you to take this beer!"
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So punk, are you feeling lucky?
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If you think thats sexy................. you should see where she keeps her bottled beer.......
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Go ahead, take it........ but'll be the last time you ever get <i> anything </i> between these......
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Stunned, John slowly realized that he just lost a 5$ bet, but really didn't give a shit.
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So, Grasshopper, you must remove this beer, take a drink, and return it before my breasts meet to advance to the next level.
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"Huh, what did you say? I have a can of beer between my breasts? really? Oh, would you look at that, I do have a can of beer between my breasts. So that is why everyone is staring at them."
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I'm Gay, so stop screwing around and give me my damn beer!
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HEINEKEN
It's all about the beer. (yeah right!) |
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of fuck man that made me laugh my ass off. thanks for that. |
"Due to popular demand, Heineken now comes in jugs."
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Rofl. My addition would be: Just think of what I could do with my Hands. |
The lady of the lake realized that excalibur wasn't attracting guys anymore so she decided to try something different.
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"So THAT'S where that is."
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that's it... i'm never going to the lake without the "beer chest" again.
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*laugh* Pretty good, phred. ;)
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my try: Heineken: The breast of the best. |
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