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Old 06-21-2005, 07:08 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Post your bored escapades

Wow I'm so bored right now it hurts. I was sitting on the couch thinking man it would be great if 2 guys would bust in the door right now and hold up my mom with 2 handguns while I was in the other room aware of their presence. I would then sneak up behind one of them and do that cool nerve pinch that instantly puts them unconscious (I don't really know it but he doesn't know that) And then as the other guy notices his downed friend he turns to fire at me. But before he does I leap up over the couch as the song Eye Of The Tiger by Survivor plays (literally..out of nowhere) and I punch him clean in the nose and his head flies off. Then I just stand there with my fists on my hips looking upwards toward the ceiling....to the left. The cops bust in and drag them away.

I thought that and then I realized I need a shave. So I got up off the couch to go shave and then instead found myself in the kitchen pouring a bowl of delicious Fruit Harvest cereal. The kind with real strawberries and blueberries right inside the box. Delicious really. I'm devouring a bowl right now. Not because I'm hungry though, but because I'm bored and thought "Hmm eating a bowl of Fruit Harvest would be fun." So here I am eating the cereal and making this post. Anyone else eat when they're bored?

What about you guys?

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Old 06-21-2005, 07:31 PM   #2 (permalink)
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K-Wise, you're a trip, dude.

when i am bored i edit photos. or do chores while watching (mostly listening to) tv.
not nearly as exciting as your fantasy action scenario day dream.

i don't like cereal much. so i grab torilla chips & salsa instead. or something.
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Old 06-21-2005, 07:37 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Edit photos eh? If yer bored I'm sure you could do something funny/cool with this one.



mmm torilla chips. I like mine with chili (salavates)

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Old 06-21-2005, 09:16 PM   #4 (permalink)
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i must say I have eaten while bored, but i stay away from fruit harvest.. too sweet for me..

lately I have been so bored/lonely that I have taken up randomly doing push ups and pacing a lot... fun, huh? Oh and drives.. Today I drove 200 miles to get a tank of gas (100 miles one way, 100 miles back).. Someone beat that!

even better is the fact I had to get a little bit of gas before I left so I could make it to the next gas station *grin*
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Old 06-21-2005, 09:24 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Pushups..now theres something I SHOULD do but am far too lazy to . I pace a lot but usually when I'm on the phone..if not I pace for a few minutes and then start busting dance moves right there in the living room for absolutely no one but myself and my own amusement. Bad dance moves mostly but some that are so extravagant I find myself at a loss for words to describe them (lies).

Wow driving to get gas. I've heard of just cruising but you can't cruise without gas so I guess yer kinda killing 2 birds with one stone eh? Excuse me I'm gonna go dance.

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Old 06-21-2005, 09:44 PM   #6 (permalink)
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meh,

i'm no good with this type of thing...



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Old 06-21-2005, 09:54 PM   #7 (permalink)
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ahahahahaha I don't get it though?

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Old 06-21-2005, 10:01 PM   #8 (permalink)
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LOL.

there is no real meaning...

it was just one of the few pics i have saved on my work comp that i could superimpose you on to...

i'll c if i can come up with something beta...

i'm so happy i worked out how to post pics!
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Old 06-21-2005, 10:03 PM   #9 (permalink)
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I thought so. That makes it even funnier

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Old 06-21-2005, 10:23 PM   #10 (permalink)
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i give up!!!

i can't do this with paint.

this was a pic of my mate doin a burnout at a pad just outside of town...

its now a pic of K-wise doin a burnout...

u can't really tell though, because i only have paint at work!!!

[IMG][/IMG]

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Old 06-21-2005, 10:30 PM   #11 (permalink)
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[IMG][/IMG]

i chopped some background out...

it still looks crap.

i definately surrended now!
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Old 06-22-2005, 12:09 AM   #12 (permalink)
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ahahahahahaha if you hadn't said anything no one would even know it was me in that car

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Old 06-22-2005, 06:47 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Ishmal, do you live in Australia? If not where do you live? You're freind has an awesome car. And, thats a far better job than I could do in paint.
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Old 06-22-2005, 08:50 AM   #14 (permalink)
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ok. i'm not so much bored as i am procrastinating...
and this ain't so much photo editing as it is quick-n-dirty photochopping...
but nonetheless, here ya go.
<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/m0us33/tfp/Pink_Kwise.jpg">
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Old 06-22-2005, 12:33 PM   #15 (permalink)
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^ RIGHT NEXT TO DAVID!! I love you!!

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Old 06-23-2005, 05:07 PM   #16 (permalink)
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G'day theguyondacouch,

yer i'm from Australia...

Kalgoorlie WA in fact.

and thanx but i dun think any1 could do worse in paint!!!
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Old 06-23-2005, 06:12 PM   #17 (permalink)
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I wish i could live there. Not so much much for the climate, but for the cool cars you guys have.
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Old 06-23-2005, 07:29 PM   #18 (permalink)
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LOL.

all my mates cool cars are fucked at the moment...

from doin burnouts at 2pm every Sunday...

every1 has a busted diff, fucked clutch, or wrecked gearbox.

Hmmm...

hey K-wise,

thats a good way to relive bordom, go do a big smoke show somewhere!!!

but post some pics when you do! it'll b great!
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Old 06-23-2005, 08:06 PM   #19 (permalink)
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also...

if any1 is interested...

i put some more burnout pics here
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Old 06-24-2005, 11:29 AM   #20 (permalink)
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So I got up off the couch to go shave and then instead found myself in the kitchen pouring a bowl of delicious Fruit Harvest cereal. The kind with real strawberries and blueberries right inside the box. Delicious really. I'm devouring a bowl right now. Not because I'm hungry though, but because I'm bored and thought "Hmm eating a bowl of Fruit Harvest would be fun." So here I am eating the cereal and making this post. Anyone else eat when they're bored?
I actually decided that Coco-Puffs are the best thing when your bored.


Today when I was bored I was thinking about holding up your mother with a handgun...

I'm Coo-Coo for Coco-Puffs!
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Old 06-24-2005, 11:48 AM   #21 (permalink)
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Old 07-17-2005, 04:44 PM   #22 (permalink)
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^ GF Yeah I need to get one a those.

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