Dead Puppies - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

LoganSnake · 06-21-2005, 06:10 PM

Might be old, but watch it anyway.

http://www.oldeenglish.org/puppy.html

bernadette · 06-21-2005, 07:43 PM

fifty cents?! that bitch sucks. she probably sucks for fifty cents, too.

ps. that is one of the most stupid pathetic fucked up things i've ever seen.
lots of people need to do something better with their lives.

K-Wise · 06-21-2005, 08:00 PM

Well I'm glad at least one woman said absolutely not for any sum of money. Yeah that 50 cents bitch pissed me off too. I'd give bernie 50 cents to punch her in the nose.

Asta!!

LoganSnake · 06-22-2005, 11:31 AM

I thought the ending song was depressing as hell, but I laughed while watching it. It's a weird mix of emotions...

The $.50 bitch needs to be punched.

todd · 06-23-2005, 07:31 PM

That was fucking hilarious. The dead puppies song was one of the greatest things ever

I'd fuck that 50 cents girl for 50 cents for sure though...she looked hot

K-Wise · 06-23-2005, 07:58 PM

^ I'm sure she gives it away for free

Asta!!

wolf · 06-24-2005, 05:11 AM

I'd take $5 to choke the $.50 chick to death.

tenchi069 · 06-24-2005, 10:52 AM

Looking at the .50 girl's reaction and dead pan humor, im guessing she was saying that sarcastically to say f+++ you to people asking her the question.

Then again there are just some ppl that don't like puppies.

Memnoch · 06-25-2005, 12:31 PM

Holy damn that was hilarious.

muttonglutton · 06-26-2005, 12:23 AM

I thought it was pretty funny. The one guy was great, the one with actual morals that they just kept talking down and down. And then they came with the puppy and he was convincing himself to do it. So evil, but so tellingly hilarious.

On a related note, I horribly dislike dogs anyway. Theres a dog that one of my housemates (okay, landlord) owns, that oh my god, you could cut the price for that dog by three quarters. Yeah, it's just a stupid puppy but its been a couple months and all he does is bark and bite and bite and bite and bark and bite. I have to walk quickly so he doesn't chew on my feet. I constantly have to shake him off of my pant leg. I have to tie my shoes outside or else he bites my fingers.

tenchi069 · 06-26-2005, 07:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by muttonglutton

On a related note, I horribly dislike dogs anyway. Theres a dog that one of my housemates (okay, landlord) owns, that oh my god, you could cut the price for that dog by three quarters. Yeah, it's just a stupid puppy but its been a couple months and all he does is bark and bite and bite and bite and bark and bite. I have to walk quickly so he doesn't chew on my feet. I constantly have to shake him off of my pant leg. I have to tie my shoes outside or else he bites my fingers.

That is a problem with your landlord, not so much the dog. Inform your landlord that he/she must discipline the dog more. Think of it this way, you would say something if he/she had a kid instead of a dog, and that kid knocked over your stereo.

Johnny Pyro · 07-04-2005, 09:42 PM

I do it for 49 cents!! I kidding.....51 cents!

Rdr4evr · 07-04-2005, 10:12 PM

was the girl saying she wouldn't do it for any money wearing a fur hat?

barenakedladies · 07-08-2005, 06:18 PM

i love dead puppies

Astrocloud · 07-09-2005, 01:01 PM

It wants me to install quicktime and I refuse.

<embed src="http://www.wanzer.org/jon/MP3/dead_puppies.mp3" autostart="TRUE">

06-21-2005, 06:10 PM	#1 (permalink)
LoganSnake We work alone Location: Cake Town	Dead Puppies Might be old, but watch it anyway. http://www.oldeenglish.org/puppy.html __________________ Maturity is knowing you were an idiot in the past. Wisdom is knowing that you'll be an idiot in the future. Common sense is knowing that you should try not to be an idiot now. - J. Jacques

06-21-2005, 08:00 PM	#3 (permalink)
K-Wise It's All About The Ass!! Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!	Well I'm glad at least one woman said absolutely not for any sum of money. Yeah that 50 cents bitch pissed me off too. I'd give bernie 50 cents to punch her in the nose. Asta!! __________________ "I love music and it's my parents fault (closing statement)." - Me..quoting myself...from when I said that...On TFP..thats here...Tilted Forum Project *It ain't goodbye, it's see ya later! I'll miss you guys!* - Asta!!

06-22-2005, 11:31 AM	#4 (permalink)
LoganSnake We work alone Location: Cake Town	I thought the ending song was depressing as hell, but I laughed while watching it. It's a weird mix of emotions... The $.50 bitch needs to be punched. __________________ Maturity is knowing you were an idiot in the past. Wisdom is knowing that you'll be an idiot in the future. Common sense is knowing that you should try not to be an idiot now. - J. Jacques

06-23-2005, 07:58 PM	#6 (permalink)
K-Wise It's All About The Ass!! Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!	^ I'm sure she gives it away for free Asta!! __________________ "I love music and it's my parents fault (closing statement)." - Me..quoting myself...from when I said that...On TFP..thats here...Tilted Forum Project *It ain't goodbye, it's see ya later! I'll miss you guys!* - Asta!!

06-24-2005, 05:11 AM	#7 (permalink)
wolf Ravenous Location: Right Behind You	I'd take $5 to choke the $.50 chick to death. __________________ Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as Gods. Cats have never forgotten this.

06-21-2005, 07:43 PM	#2 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	fifty cents?! that bitch sucks. she probably sucks for fifty cents, too. ps. that is one of the most stupid pathetic fucked up things i've ever seen. lots of people need to do something better with their lives.

06-23-2005, 07:31 PM	#5 (permalink)
todd Addict Location: Chicago	That was fucking hilarious. The dead puppies song was one of the greatest things ever I'd fuck that 50 cents girl for 50 cents for sure though...she looked hot

06-24-2005, 10:52 AM	#8 (permalink)
tenchi069 Lost Location: One step closer to the padded cell...	Looking at the .50 girl's reaction and dead pan humor, im guessing she was saying that sarcastically to say f+++ you to people asking her the question. Then again there are just some ppl that don't like puppies. __________________ ERROR- PLBSAK Problem Lies Between Seat and Keyboard.

06-25-2005, 12:31 PM	#9 (permalink)
Memnoch Insane Location: Land of milk and honey - Wisconsin	Holy damn that was hilarious. __________________ Doing my best not to end up like Kathleen Chang.

06-26-2005, 12:23 AM	#10 (permalink)
muttonglutton Crazy Location: K-W. Err... -dot.	I thought it was pretty funny. The one guy was great, the one with actual morals that they just kept talking down and down. And then they came with the puppy and he was convincing himself to do it. So evil, but so tellingly hilarious. On a related note, I horribly dislike dogs anyway. Theres a dog that one of my housemates (okay, landlord) owns, that oh my god, you could cut the price for that dog by three quarters. Yeah, it's just a stupid puppy but its been a couple months and all he does is bark and bite and bite and bite and bark and bite. I have to walk quickly so he doesn't chew on my feet. I constantly have to shake him off of my pant leg. I have to tie my shoes outside or else he bites my fingers. __________________ Cellar Door.

07-04-2005, 09:42 PM	#12 (permalink)
Johnny Pyro Hey Now! Location: Massachusetts (Redneck, white boy town. I hate it here.)	I do it for 49 cents!! I kidding.....51 cents! __________________ "From delusion lead me to truth, from darkness lead me to light, from death lead me to eternal life. - Sheriff John Wydell

07-04-2005, 10:12 PM	#13 (permalink)
Rdr4evr Banned	was the girl saying she wouldn't do it for any money wearing a fur hat?

07-08-2005, 06:18 PM	#14 (permalink)
barenakedladies Crazy Location: anytown, USA	i love dead puppies

07-09-2005, 01:01 PM	#15 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	It wants me to install quicktime and I refuse. <embed src="http://www.wanzer.org/jon/MP3/dead_puppies.mp3" autostart="TRUE">