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Force 10 · 05-29-2003, 05:40 PM

This I gotta see...

http://test3.thespark.com/sluttest/

sierra2774 · 05-29-2003, 06:34 PM

I guess this is not a good thing...

64% slutty
which technically makes you a slut.
The worldwide average is only 46%.

Based on the 8,027,658 test takers so far:
you're sluttier than 85% of the world.
you're cleaner than 14% of the world.

duckduck · 05-29-2003, 09:25 PM

Well, aren't I a prude:

The results are in! You are

17% slutty
which is actually less than the average, 46%.

Based on the 8,028,343 test takers so far:

you're sluttier than 8% of the world.

you're cleaner than 92% of the world.

FACT
60 women agreed with you, and chose "Aria Giovanni" as the best sex option of all time.

** I see at least 60 other men took the test

**

It's meant for chicks, but what-the-hey?

cdwonderful · 05-30-2003, 07:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sierra2774
I guess this is not a good thing...

64% slutty
which technically makes you a slut.
The worldwide average is only 46%.

Based on the 8,027,658 test takers so far:
you're sluttier than 85% of the world.
you're cleaner than 14% of the world.

and this is a bad thing??????? nahhhhh!!!

bender · 05-30-2003, 07:53 AM

Well I had to change a few things as far as the gender went and well lets just say that you may not want to leave me alone with your wife, daughter, mother.....or grandmother

rockogre · 05-30-2003, 08:08 AM

I was hoping that this thread meant that we got to test sluts.

I was looking forward to it.

I like sluts.

I'm very disappointed.

liquid_dreams · 05-30-2003, 08:41 AM

10% bow down before me and warship my slutyless...

Svetty · 05-30-2003, 08:47 AM

FACT
4,571 women agreed with you, and chose "Your Mom" as the best sex option of all time.

xavier · 05-30-2003, 11:36 AM

I am 46% slutty, that test had some very strange questions

suviko · 05-30-2003, 11:49 AM

Not-so-suprisingly: 80% slutty

FACT
13,231 women agreed with you, and chose "Antonio Banderas" as the best sex option of all time.
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FACT
So far, the most popular place to lick lubricated men is below the right nipple.
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THE NUMBER ONE THING THE AVERAGE WOMAN DISLIKES ABOUT HER OWN LOOKS
--her face--

SiN · 05-30-2003, 12:20 PM

sounds about right...

l_o_c · 05-30-2003, 12:45 PM

Thousands of women said Jesus Christ, just like me. What the fuck is the matter with these women?!?

suviko · 05-30-2003, 12:52 PM

Why are you men doing THE SLUT TEST????

The BASTARD Test is for you!
http://test.thespark.com/bastardtest/

Antagony · 05-30-2003, 12:54 PM

Quote:

FACT
12,842 women agreed with you, and chose "Jesus" as the best sex option of all time.

Hey now, it asked me who I wanted to SLEEP with, not have SEX with! ahaha

MacGnG · 05-30-2003, 10:18 PM

vermin · 05-31-2003, 09:14 AM

Quote:

Why are you men doing THE SLUT TEST????

The BASTARD Test is for you!
http://test.thespark.com/bastardtest/

62% bastard

worldwide: 10% more bastard than me, 89% less bastard than me. Fuckin' pussies.

Force 10 · 05-31-2003, 10:50 AM

60% bastard!
34% of which is Tard

The worldwide average is 44% bastard.

How others compare:
1% (same as you)
13% (more bastard than you)
86% (less bastard than you)

Of the 3,597,857 test takers so far:

72% like to drink
56% gamble
52% will lie for sex
46% have cheated
17% would have sex with a relative
7% hate homosexuality, 100% of whom will die stupid and alone
7% like childporn

Interesting Results:

The most bastardly age group so far is 27 year olds. 27 year olds average 46% bastard.
Guys who like the taste of coffee are more likely to cheat on their girlfriends.
Men who have been with prostitutes have more smelly armpits.
Catholics are more likely to spit on you.
Dirtbags who like childporn should burn in hell.

Minx · 05-31-2003, 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bender
Well I had to change a few things as far as the gender went and well lets just say that you may not want to leave me alone with your wife, daughter, mother.....or grandmother

Nice work.

Magpie0001 · 05-31-2003, 05:51 PM

Heeey, Bay - bee!!

I RULE!!

suviko · 06-01-2003, 02:37 AM

Unreal.. Magpie, wtf???

06-01-2003, 10:22 PM

<img src="http://test3.thespark.com/sa/slut29.gif"

Meridae'n · 06-01-2003, 11:24 PM

74%... just as i suspected. Someone has to do it.

Vertigo · 06-02-2003, 01:00 AM

23% slutty
which is actually less than the average, 46%.

cchris · 06-02-2003, 04:01 AM

I dont need no test cause I know I'm a slut.

CSflim · 06-04-2003, 03:11 PM

9% slutty! Man this test is hard! I was going for 1%...even to the extent of blatantly lieing!

FACT
8,358 women agreed with you, and chose "Hitler" as the best sex option of all time.

Yikes! I see I am not alone in my rather strange fantasy!

HockeyGuy · 06-04-2003, 05:29 PM

The test is tough, cause it's meant for women.

bundy · 06-04-2003, 05:42 PM

i'm a rampant whore!

86% on the slut test...thats a high distinction where i come from! YAY for me!

and i'm also an utter bastard at 60% bastard...thats a easy pass as well.

05-29-2003, 05:40 PM	#1 (permalink)
Force 10 Had to leave this awesome space	The Slut Test This I gotta see... http://test3.thespark.com/sluttest/

05-29-2003, 06:34 PM	#2 (permalink)
sierra2774 Addict Location: Northeast Ohio	I guess this is not a good thing... 64% slutty which technically makes you a slut. The worldwide average is only 46%. Based on the 8,027,658 test takers so far: you're sluttier than 85% of the world. you're cleaner than 14% of the world. __________________ "Every tomorrow brings new opportunities, challenges we must address...A chance to affirm all our wishes and dreams, to seek beauty and true happiness."

05-29-2003, 09:25 PM	#3 (permalink)
duckduck Psycho Location: Where hockey pucks run rampant	Well, aren't I a prude: The results are in! You are 17% slutty which is actually less than the average, 46%. Based on the 8,028,343 test takers so far: you're sluttier than 8% of the world. you're cleaner than 92% of the world. FACT 60 women agreed with you, and chose "Aria Giovanni" as the best sex option of all time. I see at least 60 other men took the test It's meant for chicks, but what-the-hey? __________________ Lead me, follow me, or get out of my way!

05-30-2003, 08:08 AM	#6 (permalink)
rockogre I aim to misbehave! Location: SW Oklahoma	I was hoping that this thread meant that we got to test sluts. I was looking forward to it. I like sluts. I'm very disappointed. __________________ Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American G. I. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom

05-30-2003, 12:20 PM	#11 (permalink)
SiN strangelove Location: ...more here than there...	sounds about right... __________________ - + - ° GiRLie GeeK ° - + - ° 01110010011011110110111101110100001000000110110101100101 Therell be days/When Ill stray/I may appear to be/Constantly out of reach/I give in to sin/Because I like to practise what I preach

05-30-2003, 07:53 AM	#5 (permalink)
bender Addict Location: around the corner	Well I had to change a few things as far as the gender went and well lets just say that you may not want to leave me alone with your wife, daughter, mother.....or grandmother

05-30-2003, 08:41 AM	#7 (permalink)
liquid_dreams Banned Location: ketchikan	10% bow down before me and warship my slutyless...

05-30-2003, 08:47 AM	#8 (permalink)
Svetty Upright	FACT 4,571 women agreed with you, and chose "Your Mom" as the best sex option of all time.

05-30-2003, 11:36 AM	#9 (permalink)
xavier Upright Location: Missouri	I am 46% slutty, that test had some very strange questions

05-30-2003, 11:49 AM	#10 (permalink)
suviko Banned	Not-so-suprisingly: 80% slutty FACT 13,231 women agreed with you, and chose "Antonio Banderas" as the best sex option of all time. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- FACT So far, the most popular place to lick lubricated men is below the right nipple. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- THE NUMBER ONE THING THE AVERAGE WOMAN DISLIKES ABOUT HER OWN LOOKS --her face--

05-30-2003, 12:45 PM	#12 (permalink)
l_o_c Crazy	Thousands of women said Jesus Christ, just like me. What the fuck is the matter with these women?!?

05-30-2003, 12:52 PM	#13 (permalink)
suviko Banned	Why are you men doing THE SLUT TEST???? The BASTARD Test is for you! http://test.thespark.com/bastardtest/

05-30-2003, 10:18 PM	#15 (permalink)
MacGnG Know Where!	24

05-31-2003, 10:50 AM	#17 (permalink)
Force 10 Had to leave this awesome space	60% bastard! 34% of which is Tard The worldwide average is 44% bastard. How others compare: 1% (same as you) 13% (more bastard than you) 86% (less bastard than you) Of the 3,597,857 test takers so far: 72% like to drink 56% gamble 52% will lie for sex 46% have cheated 17% would have sex with a relative 7% hate homosexuality, 100% of whom will die stupid and alone 7% like childporn Interesting Results: The most bastardly age group so far is 27 year olds. 27 year olds average 46% bastard. Guys who like the taste of coffee are more likely to cheat on their girlfriends. Men who have been with prostitutes have more smelly armpits. Catholics are more likely to spit on you. Dirtbags who like childporn should burn in hell.

05-31-2003, 05:51 PM	#19 (permalink)
Magpie0001 Nobody Loves Me Location: Irish In Madrid	Heeey, Bay - bee!! I RULE!! __________________ Music is my first love & It will be my last. Last edited by Magpie0001; 06-01-2003 at 04:45 AM..

06-01-2003, 10:22 PM	#21 (permalink)
noodle Guest	<img src="http://test3.thespark.com/sa/slut29.gif"

06-01-2003, 11:24 PM	#22 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	74%... just as i suspected. Someone has to do it. __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

06-02-2003, 04:01 AM	#24 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	I dont need no test cause I know I'm a slut. __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

06-01-2003, 02:37 AM	#20 (permalink)
suviko Banned	Unreal.. Magpie, wtf???

06-02-2003, 01:00 AM	#23 (permalink)
Vertigo Upright Location: yo momma	23% slutty which is actually less than the average, 46%.

06-04-2003, 03:11 PM	#25 (permalink)
CSflim Sky Piercer Location: Ireland	9% slutty! Man this test is hard! I was going for 1%...even to the extent of blatantly lieing! FACT 8,358 women agreed with you, and chose "Hitler" as the best sex option of all time. Yikes! I see I am not alone in my rather strange fantasy! __________________

06-04-2003, 05:29 PM	#26 (permalink)
HockeyGuy Psycho Location: London, England	The test is tough, cause it's meant for women.

06-04-2003, 05:42 PM	#27 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	i'm a rampant whore! 86% on the slut test...thats a high distinction where i come from! YAY for me! and i'm also an utter bastard at 60% bastard...thats a easy pass as well. __________________ Ohayo!!!