I think this is nonsense thats why I posted it here. - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Glad-I-Ate-Her · 07-21-2005, 06:16 PM

I am stunned by some of these names. Talk about scarring your kids for the rest of their lives. I think Jason Lee and Bob Geldorf (He must have been on a herion binge when he named his daughter. It sounds like a strippers name) take the cake.

http://www.vh1.com/shows/dyn/vh1_all...red_copy.jhtml

Wacky Celebrity Baby Names
AUDIO SCIENCE
Parent: Actress Shannyn Sossamon
Birth date: May 29, 2003

BANJO
Parents: Actress Rachel Griffiths & husband Andrew Taylor
Birth date: November 22, 2003

DENIM
Parents: Singer Toni Braxton & husband Keri Lewis
Birth date: December 2, 2001
Wacky named sibling: Diezel

DIXIE DOT
Parents: UK TV personality Anna Ryder Richardson & husband Colin MacDougall
Birth Date: April 7, 2003
Wacky named sibling: Bibi Belle

FIFI TRIXIBELL
Parents: Live Aid founder Bob Geldof & UK TV personality Paula Yates
Birth date: March 31, 1983
Wacky named siblings: Pixie & Peaches Honeyblossom

GOD'ISS LOVE STONE
Parents: Rapper Lil' Mo & husband Al Stone
Birth Date: February 24, 2005
Wacky named sibling: Heaven

JERMAJESTY
Parents: Singer Jermaine Jackson & now ex-wife Alejandra
Birth date: 2000

PHINNEUS & HAZEL
Parents: Actress Julia Roberts & Camera man husband Danny Moder
Birth Date: November 28, 2004

PILOT INSPEKTOR
Parents: Actor Jason Lee & girlfriend Beth Riesgraf
Birth date: September 28, 2003

PIRATE
Parents: Korn frontman Jonathan Davis & porn star wife Deven Davis
Birth date: March 18, 2005

POPPY HONEY
Parents: TV Chef Jamie Oliver and wife Julie Oliver
Birth date: March 18, 2002
Wacky named sibling: Daisy Boo

PUMA
Parent: Singer Erykah Badu
Birth date: July 5, 2004
Wacky named sibling: Seven

REBEL
Parents: Director Robert Rodriguez & wife Elizabeth Avellan
Wacky named siblings: Racer, Rocket, & Rogue

REIGN BEAU
Parents: Actor Ving Rhames & wife Deborah Reed
Birth date: September 21, 2000
Wacky named sibling: Freedom

SAFFRON SAHARA
Parents: Duran Duran frontman Simon Le Bon & wife Yasmin Parvaneh
Birth Date: September 25, 1991
Wacky named siblings: Amber Rose & Tallulah Pine

CSflim · 07-21-2005, 08:01 PM

Why are celebrities always such idiots?

lindseylatch · 07-21-2005, 10:06 PM

Reign Beau...*snickers* I had to read that in my head to realize...

I know a dog named Pirate...Well, actually he's named "Land Ahoy," but his kennel name is Pirate.

Phinneus would be a good middle name i suppose, but first? Um, no...
Hazel isn't that odd though.

Robert Rodriguez is a fuckin' nut...good God...Rebel, Racer, Rocket and Rogue Rodriguez...*sigh*

Johnny Pyro · 07-22-2005, 12:28 PM

Gwenyth Paltrow named her kid Apple!? I don't know if its a boy or girl! I'm serious, I forgot. God!

Apple?!

Kubz18 · 07-22-2005, 12:39 PM

there going to have to end up having a seperate school for all these kids because theres not one kid out there that would every stop making fun of those names...

way to be *uniquie*(and drunk or high) when you name your kid

shesus · 07-22-2005, 01:29 PM

You know celebrities aren't the only ones though. I am a teacher and used to substitute teach, which means I met a lot of kids. My list of favorite names:

Y'mUnique (I'm unique)
Mister
Prince
Mercedes and Benz (Sister and Brother)

I am not even going to get started on the "authentic African names". Most kids I have had transfer from Africa have normal names.

I honestly think people just look at their surroundings and pick a name. I am waiting for Cloud, Hydrant, Shelf, Couch, Cat, Magnet,... CRAZY

lindseylatch · 07-22-2005, 01:42 PM

My brother went to a boarding school in Swaziland, and some kids there would have wierd english words for names, like Typewriter.

maleficent · 07-22-2005, 01:51 PM

Quote:

FIFI TRIXIBELL
Parents: Live Aid founder Bob Geldof & UK TV personality Paula Yates
Birth date: March 31, 1983
Wacky named siblings: Pixie & Peaches Honeyblossom

This one has always cracked me up... Fifi is a pornstar name - or a stripper... Fifi is not somoene who is destined to become an engineer or a doctor...

maleficent · 07-22-2005, 01:51 PM

I can't beleive that Bruce Willis and Demi Moore's children aren't on the list

Rumor
Scout Larue
Tallulah Belle

Doesn't David Beckham also have some oddly named children...
Brooklyn and something else...

bernadette · 07-22-2005, 01:52 PM

i always thought Fifi was a poodle's name... y'know, arf! arf!

shesus · 07-22-2005, 07:21 PM

I agree Bernadette. When I was in junior high, I had a perm that burned my hair. I had to get it chopped off to my ears and I looked like a poodle. My nick name was Fifi the Chien for the next couple of years. It was very traumatic!! But all is well now.

Glad-I-Ate-Her · 07-22-2005, 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by maleficent

I can't beleive that Bruce Willis and Demi Moore's children aren't on the list

Rumor
Scout Larue
Tallulah Belle

Doesn't David Beckham also have some oddly named children...
Brooklyn and something else...

Here is the rest of the article. It includes some of the names you mention.

http://www.vh1.com/shows/dyn/vh1_all...de_about.jhtml

Celebrities are totally fascinating. Mostly because a lot of the time it seems like they come from another planet. A sexier, crazier one. They're just not happy acting like the rest of us, especially when it comes to naming their beautiful, wonderful children. That's right. Celebrities everywhere are giving their kids a gift that keeps on giving; incredibly weird baby names.

Names like Coco, Apple and Brooklyn are just the tip of the iceberg. Actor Jason Lee named his son, Pilot Inspektor. Director Robert Rodriguez christened himself a superhero team with sons Rebel, Rocket, Racer and Rogue. Jermaine Jackson paid homage to. well, Jermaine Jackson when he named his son, Jermajesty. And rapper Lil' Mo looked to a higher power when she named her daughters God'iss and Heaven.

All Access: Awesomely Wacky Celebrity Baby Names features a panel of comedians and celebrity journalists to look at the wildest, weirdest and most shocking names of Hollywood's offspring.

So come celebrate Hollywood's hottest trend of outrageous baby naming and join VH1 in saying "You know you're a star when your kid's name is Pirate."

shesus · 07-22-2005, 08:39 PM

This is a little of topic, but not really. Didn't a couple a while ago offer to name their baby after a company for advertising to the highest company bidder. I might be remembering wrong, but that is too wacky of an idea for my mind to create. Could you imagine naming your kid Pepsi, Sony, Toyota, or Keebler? Wait, maybe Paltrow is advertising Apple computers...hmmmm

07-21-2005, 06:16 PM	#1 (permalink)
Glad-I-Ate-Her Junkie Location: 1 mile from Ground Zero	I think this is nonsense thats why I posted it here. I am stunned by some of these names. Talk about scarring your kids for the rest of their lives. I think Jason Lee and Bob Geldorf (He must have been on a herion binge when he named his daughter. It sounds like a strippers name) take the cake. http://www.vh1.com/shows/dyn/vh1_all...red_copy.jhtml Wacky Celebrity Baby Names AUDIO SCIENCE Parent: Actress Shannyn Sossamon Birth date: May 29, 2003 BANJO Parents: Actress Rachel Griffiths & husband Andrew Taylor Birth date: November 22, 2003 DENIM Parents: Singer Toni Braxton & husband Keri Lewis Birth date: December 2, 2001 Wacky named sibling: Diezel DIXIE DOT Parents: UK TV personality Anna Ryder Richardson & husband Colin MacDougall Birth Date: April 7, 2003 Wacky named sibling: Bibi Belle FIFI TRIXIBELL Parents: Live Aid founder Bob Geldof & UK TV personality Paula Yates Birth date: March 31, 1983 Wacky named siblings: Pixie & Peaches Honeyblossom GOD'ISS LOVE STONE Parents: Rapper Lil' Mo & husband Al Stone Birth Date: February 24, 2005 Wacky named sibling: Heaven JERMAJESTY Parents: Singer Jermaine Jackson & now ex-wife Alejandra Birth date: 2000 PHINNEUS & HAZEL Parents: Actress Julia Roberts & Camera man husband Danny Moder Birth Date: November 28, 2004 PILOT INSPEKTOR Parents: Actor Jason Lee & girlfriend Beth Riesgraf Birth date: September 28, 2003 PIRATE Parents: Korn frontman Jonathan Davis & porn star wife Deven Davis Birth date: March 18, 2005 POPPY HONEY Parents: TV Chef Jamie Oliver and wife Julie Oliver Birth date: March 18, 2002 Wacky named sibling: Daisy Boo PUMA Parent: Singer Erykah Badu Birth date: July 5, 2004 Wacky named sibling: Seven REBEL Parents: Director Robert Rodriguez & wife Elizabeth Avellan Wacky named siblings: Racer, Rocket, & Rogue REIGN BEAU Parents: Actor Ving Rhames & wife Deborah Reed Birth date: September 21, 2000 Wacky named sibling: Freedom SAFFRON SAHARA Parents: Duran Duran frontman Simon Le Bon & wife Yasmin Parvaneh Birth Date: September 25, 1991 Wacky named siblings: Amber Rose & Tallulah Pine __________________ I'm "Glad I Ate Her" because the payback was worth it!! Last edited by Glad-I-Ate-Her; 07-21-2005 at 06:19 PM..

07-21-2005, 08:01 PM	#2 (permalink)
CSflim Sky Piercer Location: Ireland	Why are celebrities always such idiots? __________________

07-21-2005, 10:06 PM	#3 (permalink)
lindseylatch Addict Location: Seattle, WA	Reign Beau...snickers I had to read that in my head to realize... I know a dog named Pirate...Well, actually he's named "Land Ahoy," but his kennel name is Pirate. Phinneus would be a good middle name i suppose, but first? Um, no... Hazel isn't that odd though. Robert Rodriguez is a fuckin' nut...good God...Rebel, Racer, Rocket and Rogue Rodriguez...sigh __________________ "Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities" "If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him." "It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong." -Voltaire

07-22-2005, 12:28 PM	#4 (permalink)
Johnny Pyro Hey Now! Location: Massachusetts (Redneck, white boy town. I hate it here.)	Gwenyth Paltrow named her kid Apple!? I don't know if its a boy or girl! I'm serious, I forgot. God! Apple?! __________________ "From delusion lead me to truth, from darkness lead me to light, from death lead me to eternal life. - Sheriff John Wydell

07-22-2005, 12:39 PM	#5 (permalink)
Kubz18 Crazy Location: Austin....Austin, Massachusetts	there going to have to end up having a seperate school for all these kids because theres not one kid out there that would every stop making fun of those names... way to be uniquie(and drunk or high) when you name your kid __________________ "I have no idea whats going on"

07-22-2005, 01:29 PM	#6 (permalink)
shesus Fancy Location: Chicago	You know celebrities aren't the only ones though. I am a teacher and used to substitute teach, which means I met a lot of kids. My list of favorite names: Y'mUnique (I'm unique) Mister Prince Mercedes and Benz (Sister and Brother) I am not even going to get started on the "authentic African names". Most kids I have had transfer from Africa have normal names. I honestly think people just look at their surroundings and pick a name. I am waiting for Cloud, Hydrant, Shelf, Couch, Cat, Magnet,... CRAZY __________________ Whatever did happen to your soul? I heard you sold it Choose Heaven for the weather and Hell for the company Last edited by shesus; 07-22-2005 at 01:30 PM.. Reason: clarification

07-22-2005, 01:42 PM	#7 (permalink)
lindseylatch Addict Location: Seattle, WA	My brother went to a boarding school in Swaziland, and some kids there would have wierd english words for names, like Typewriter. __________________ "Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities" "If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him." "It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong." -Voltaire

07-22-2005, 01:51 PM	#9 (permalink)
maleficent Junkie Moderator Emeritus Location: Chicago	I can't beleive that Bruce Willis and Demi Moore's children aren't on the list Rumor Scout Larue Tallulah Belle Doesn't David Beckham also have some oddly named children... Brooklyn and something else... __________________ Free your heart from hatred. Free your mind from worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less.

07-22-2005, 01:52 PM	#10 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	i always thought Fifi was a poodle's name... y'know, arf! arf! __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

07-22-2005, 07:21 PM	#11 (permalink)
shesus Fancy Location: Chicago	I agree Bernadette. When I was in junior high, I had a perm that burned my hair. I had to get it chopped off to my ears and I looked like a poodle. My nick name was Fifi the Chien for the next couple of years. It was very traumatic!! But all is well now. __________________ Whatever did happen to your soul? I heard you sold it Choose Heaven for the weather and Hell for the company

07-22-2005, 08:39 PM	#13 (permalink)
shesus Fancy Location: Chicago	This is a little of topic, but not really. Didn't a couple a while ago offer to name their baby after a company for advertising to the highest company bidder. I might be remembering wrong, but that is too wacky of an idea for my mind to create. Could you imagine naming your kid Pepsi, Sony, Toyota, or Keebler? Wait, maybe Paltrow is advertising Apple computers...hmmmm __________________ Whatever did happen to your soul? I heard you sold it Choose Heaven for the weather and Hell for the company